2010
16
Jul
Her name is Bregje and I can’t pronounce it, but when I try, it sounds like something I say when I cum all over my fucking self before the tears start to pour out all over the children’s book I just used as porn….cuz actual porn bores the fuck out of me now, so I look for random found objects to inspire me…
But who cares about a stupid name when a pussy looks like this….
Posted in:Bregje Heinen
2010
15
Jul
Pam Anderson is in Montreal and my friend is making me go wait outside the venue to throw shit at her….she is performing a comedy act at, when really the only thing I thought was funny about her was her stupid tits and I’m just so excited I could grab my fucking nipples and jump…and by that I mean I couldn’t fucking care less and I can’t believe I agreed to do this…..
Here are my stepLINKS
Sienna Miller is in a Bikini of the Day
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Spencer Pratt is Up on Some Crazy Publicity Stunt Involving Toplessness
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MAD MEL 5: This Is Never Going To End
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These Are the Type of Sluts Slut Dreams Are Made Of
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Maria Menounos is Sexy Cute
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A Ninja Says What?
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The Top 20 Sports TV Show Babes Ever
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The Life and Times of George Steinbrenner (RIP)
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Wow Tila Tequila Isn’t Looking Like Complete Trash For Once
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Diane Kruger Has Awesome Tits
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Mila Kunis is Looking Hot
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You Shoud Watch Katie Play
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I’d Like to Bang This Chick From Big Brother
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Bitches Get Violated
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Apparently There Was a UFO Sighting in China, and Here is the Story
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I Shit You Not, Lindsay Lohan Hired OJs Lawyer
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A Nice Collection of Redheads
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Lesbians in the Shower
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Spencer Pratt Has Officially Lost His Mind and It’s Amazing
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Stephanie Perry is Sexy
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It’s Been Awhile Since We’ve Seen Jessica Simpson’s Tits, So Here They Are
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Katalin and Angelica = Pure Hotness
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Vida Guerra Stuffs Her Face With a Veggie Dog
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Gotta Love a College Co-Ed
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If Michael Cera Really Lost His Virginity This Way, He’s Pretty Much The Best Person Alive
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Here’s the Trailer for the Facebook Movie Itf You’re Interested
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Busty Blonde Anita Dark
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Type Writer Symphony!
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Some Sluts at the ESPY Awards
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Lonnie Waters is Lovely
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Kate Gets Wild on the Webcam
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Miranda Kerr’s New Victoria’s Secret Commercial Is Ridiculously Sexy
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20 Funny Handwritten Notes
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Random Celebrity Slut Photo Dump
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Spoiled Girl Fight – VIDEO
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Striptease of the Day
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Nude Babes on Holiday
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Aria Giovanni is Stripping on the Stairs
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LOL Pic of the Day
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7 items That Tell People You’re a Douche
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Get a Load of Sidney
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Posted in:stepLINKS
2010
15
Jul
Nicole Scherzinger confuses the fuck out of me…She is so masculine and hard faced, but her body is so tight and amazing…The kind of girl you jerk off to and focus on her tits, cuz the second you catch a glance of her face you have to question your sexuality. She is the kind of girl you want to see under black light dancing to some Pussycat dolls and not so much the kind of pussy you want to see when they are closing up for the night and the lights go back on and you are forced to ealize who you’ve been giving your money to all night…….and here are some pics….
Pics via Fame
Posted in:Nicole Scherzinger
2010
15
Jul
I liked the few months Paris Hilton disappeared. It allowed me to get on with my life and pretend that she ever really polluted my life, but for some reason she’s trying to make a comeback, as what, I’m not quite sure, cuz as far as I am concerned she peaked with her porn career and the rest of her stupid publicity stunt life was just a product of promoting that, and it went on too fucking long….but here she is doing her obnoxious pose like she’s a model, only she’s not actually modeling anything but herself, like she’s some kind of commodity that people give a fuck about and last time I checked that wasn’t anything anyone wanted to buy, if anything it was something they wish they never fucked as they picked the scabs off their genitals…
Pics via Fame
Posted in:Paris Hilton
2010
15
Jul
I hate sports but I like the pussy who pretend they like sports because they get wet for athletes…or because they do it as a PR stunt because they know the majority of dudes like bitches who like sports, it’s like a fantasy to them or some shit and bitches trying to make are onto it….or maybe the pussy at this event is just there because an event about sports with just dudes is kinda homo….
Here’s Ashley Greene bundled up cuz she doesn’t think she has to show pussy or tit as she gets all this press for doing nothing so why bother trying…
Here’s Marisa Miller showing off her body that I am convinced used to be a stripper, it’s rare to find a face that haggard on a pussy that wasn’t getting paid 10 dollars a song…
Here’s Brooklyn Decker all fucking hype cuz she she was the SI cover girl and she is married to an Athlete, but really doesn’t deserve the press she’s been getting…
Here’s Emanuelle Chriqui, some Moroccan pussy straight from Canada that everyone wants to bang cuz they have no idea how annoying, obnoxious, irritating Moroccan pussy is…
And here is some bird faced bitch I am posting cuz she looks like a pigeon and like Mike Tyson, I like pigeon.
Pics via Fame
Posted in:ESPY
2010
15
Jul
This is the Lohan I like. Sure she’s a little chubby and is showing off fat tits, and the video was only shot a few months ago, cuz I posted the paparazzi version of this shit, but it was a time before all this bullshit fake courtroom drama, back when she realized relaunching her career while being a drunken fool involved getting as many photoshoots showing off her tit, instead of fake jail time and opening up rehab bullshit…this is the Lohan who still answered my calls and spent late nights eating popcorn on the phone letting me listen to her vagina clap, and by late nights eating popcorn on the phone letting me listen to her vagina clap, I mean being medicated to the point that she coulda been doing that but would have no memory of it in the morning. Either way, hot videoshoot.
Here are some of the actual pictures from the shoot.
Posted in:Lindsay Lohan
2010
15
Jul
There is a lot of local buzz about this Pam Anderson Peta ad because the city I live in, Montreal, rejected her from getting a permit to launch the ad, they claim it is cuz it is sexist, but I think it has more to do with her not being worth the administrative resources now that she’s old, washed up, tired and irrelevant and it’s easier to just say no…
The concept of the Ad is that it looks like a butcher’s meat chart, basically saying cows are people too, but really just saying woman are cows and only worth their sum of their body parts depending on who you ask…
Their slogan “All Animals have the Same Parts” is a lie…at least I hope it is cuz now I am worried I have hepatitis now that I fucked the raccoon out back…it’s barbed wire tattoo just screamed “don’t use a condom”….
The real controversy in the whole thing is that if this is even Pamela Anderson in the picture, I mean when it comes to the point where there’s more photoshop than actual person when you can’t give them credit for being in the picture anymore….
Either way, here’s the pic…
Posted in:Pam Anderson
2010
15
Jul
Blake Lively
I don’t know what is going on this summer, but I think it’s left me so bored with celebrity bullshit that I’m starting to dig the gossip girl bitches cuz they aren’t real celebs and I don’t think they really have any business being famous or on TV, but I do think they have every reason to start flashing body parts, but unfortunately, they’ve followed their storyline and become these fashionista cunts, instead of following the morals and values that got them to this level of celebrity to become whores, but at least they are showing off leg, cuz sometimes that’s enough…..unless you have an amputee fetish…in which case, these pics aren’t quite for you…
Posted in:Blake Lively
2010
15
Jul
I used to live in a foster home and the daughter of the family I was living with was this bigger, greasy, ugly as fuck girl who I guess was fucking horny as shit, cuz she would always make sure to walk around half naked, or flash me without panties, all to seemingly be innocent, but really to try to get me turned on and into her, but at 14 years old, I didn’t really know how to deal with these things, mainly because my hormones weren’t strong enough for me to ignore how ugly she was….It went on for months, where I knew this monster wanted to jump me. I’d wake up and she’d be in my bed, I’d catch her masturbating, but I didn’t react like a normal dude, I’d run away freaked the fuck out cuz she was really that gross…but then she tricked me…she found dirt on me and realized that if she told her parents I was the one trying to fuck her, I’d get in fucking trouble, and really who would believe a 14 year old foster kid over their daughter, so one thing lead to another cuz I didn’t want to get set to the horrible foster home and next thing you know I’m giving her back massages, and despite how fucking pimply and broad the shit is, I get hard and next thing you know I’m as sucked in as Jessica Simpson’s boyfriend….only I didn’t have the choice to run…I became her sex slave and I had no where else to go and just had to suck it up…big back and all…so when I see this dude intentionally getting with this back….I realize that maybe big back isn’t the problem….and the girl who the big back is on is…cuz Jessica Simpson, in all her desperate to get knocked up glory and in all her fatness, is still Jessica Simpson and you’d have to be an idiot to not fuck her the second you have the chance..no matter how much you hate or are traumatized by big back…and that’s the life lesson of the day…it’s not the size of the back that counts, but the pussy it is attached to.
Pics via Bauer
Posted in:Jessica Simpson
2010
15
Jul
Mischa Barton is looking pretty fucking disgusting. She’s fat and ratty and is either on drugs to medicate all her broken dreams and justifiable feelings of inadequacies, or she’s just being a hipster who does shower or get her hair done, but who takes her flashy jazz shoes seriously, and really who cares about Mischa Barton, she’s a think of the past, I mean other than the clearly gay dude who is pretending to be her boyfriend cuz gay dudes love fat, broken chicks with any level of celebrity, especially if they pay their way….I mean if you notice, motherfucker is scared to kiss the bitch, but in defense to his sexuality, so would most straight dudes….
Pics via Bauer
Posted in:Mischa Barton
