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Baywatch Bitches Old at the David Hasselhoff Roast of the Day

Apparently they roasted David Hasselhoff this past weekend because his life wasn’t enough of a fucking joke and they figured they had to drive the point home….and all his Baywatch pussy made an appearance….and since I was one of the many dudes who jerked off to this shit cuz we didn’t have internet at the time and it was enough to get us off…back before all the desensitization that lead to throat rape being the only way to our orgasm….and I thought it’d be nice to post this as a where are they now, throwback to pussy that once made us cum, and maybe if you’re really into it, pussy that can make you come again, cuz like a fine wine, shit gets better with age, but I doubt that’s the case….cuz masturbation isn’t like marriage and we don’t have to stay locked down to one whore…but I’ve been wrong before…

So here’s Traci Bingham, Pam Anderson, Angelica Bridges, Nicole Eggert, Gena Lee Nolin all old, botoxed and some even fat, but their fake stupid shoulda been pornstar tits haven’t aged a bit….

Pics via Bauer

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Gena Lee Nolin for the Clown Fetishists of the Day

Gena Lee Nolin was probably one of those awkward fake titty bitches you used to jerk off to before the internet existed, but Baywatch did. She was the low level Pam Anderson, who herself is already low level, cuz she had the fake hair, tits, tan and the useless sex tape, essentially making Gena Lee Nolin the shit left smeared on the entertainment industry’s toilet, cuz it ate a bit too much fatty foods…but at least she’s found work doing clown fetish videos…or whatever the fuck is going on here….

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