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2010

31

May

Jaimie Hilfiger is a Fake Model in her Bikini of the Day

This bitch had her uncle pay for her career, not that she has a career, but whatever she did to get her name out there enough for me to know who she is, and now I guess he is paying for the paparazzi to take pictures of her because whatever they did the first time, to get her to this level of whatever it is that her hardly hot body has didn’t work out as well as she hoped, so here she is acting a fool in some desperate attempt that I can get behind because bikini pictures are always awesome…s…

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2010

31

May

Blossom Licking her Lips of the Day

Mayim Bialik is giving jewish girls a bad name…Seriously. Most Jewish girls have personal trainers, eat healthy, wear expensive clothes, get their hair and make-up done weekly, but every once in a while one slips through the crackes and ends up dumpy, ass faced and inbred looking like this Blossom bitch. When the show was on the air I felt she had no business being on TV and now that it’s over, I feel like she has no business being alive. Seriousl, this is the face that would make anyone jump out the second floor window when they walk by the hallway mirror, or worse, if they wake up next to it after a night of hard drinking, only to see her empty the contents of the used condom inside her to feel what love and commitment actually feels like, and to hopefully get knocked up so that she has a legacy, gets to follow nature’s course and gets to live a normal life as a mother but more importantly to feel like somone other than her parents actually love her…no offense or anything.

Here she is licking her lips for those of you who like tongue and don’t care who it belongs to…

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2010

31

May

Kristen Stewart Shows off Her Tits of the Day

Kristen Stewart is not hot – but you would think she is based on all the coverage she gets…people are always talking about her white trash, mother and father are sister and brothers who went a little too far one night of drinking too much moonshine and chewing tobacco in the outhouse they used to shit in, and 9 months later dropped her ugly baby ass out of her vagina into, because she had no idea she was pregnant, she just thought she ate herself some bad road kill…..

Here are some pics of her showing off some little popular tit….

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2010

31

May

Marlena Szoka Topless in Marie Claire Italia of the Day

It is a long weekend in the states…I figure I would be a fucking idiot to post when most of my two readers are drunk in ditch somewhere, so I’ll come in and out if something relevant happens like RIP Motherfucker Dennis Hopper….or Lindsay Lohan dies from the flesh eating disease she got in her pussy from an inflamed scab….

Here is Marlena Szoka, some model, I’ve never heard of showing some tit…..cuz she’s hot…and so is the first long weekend of the summer….

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2010

28

May

stepLINKS of the Day

It’s the long weekend. Fuck making you read nonsense and encourage you to get out there and do something instead. I know as a socially awkward weirdo, life away from your computer is scary, cold and lonely, but seriously motherfucker, you should not be online reading my site, get a hobby….take up bird watching…and by bird watching I mean stalking hot pussy, make yourself useful and send me pics…..and if you’re lazy, awkward, ashamed to be alive and happy on your computer, then click these links like Heidi and Spencer do anything fo publicity….like staging divorces…when really they should just kill themselves….

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Audrina Patridge and Her Tits Are in a Bikini for Memorial Day
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Gary Coleman Has Died
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Because the Best Things Life Are Never Free and Pussy is One of Them
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And More of Kelly Brooke’s Hot Ass
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How I Got Cock Blocked By Gary Coleman – An Anecdote in Memory
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The NBA Mock Draft – The Wives and Girlfriend Edition
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Halle Berry See Through Dress/Tight Ass Throwback
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The 41 Year Old Virgin? VIDEO
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And More on Megan Fox’s Replacement and Her Tight Body
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Jodie Plays With a Huge Dildo – VIDEO
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More of Lohan Being Completely Retarded
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Zafira Has the Fucking Machine Rip Her Apart – VIDEO
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Adriana Lima, Will You Marry Me?
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FHM Russia Top 100 – June 2010
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A Good Old Celebrity Nip Slip Collection
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They Call Her the Art of Sexy
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Kristin Cavallari Sweet Tits
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Mandy and Brooke Get It On – VIDEO
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Big Ball of Class in a Video…of the Day
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Who is Ariadne Artiles and Why Isn’t She Sitting on My Face
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The 10 Awesome Whore Pictures Of The Days
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Yeah, I’d Bang Thandie Newton
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Friday Afternoon Lingerie Fix
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The Truth Comes Out and I’m Not Surprised
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Kendra Gets Wild With the Fucking Machines
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Kristen Stewart Elle UK Cover Shoot – VIDEO
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And More Sluts From Sex and the City
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Roselyn Sanchez Anyone?
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Dirty Slut Shakes Her Body – VIDEO
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Alice Eve Sizzles In GQ
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Jerry O’Connell Is The Best Wedding DJ Ever – VIDEO
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Lookin Good Sweetheart of the Day
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Taylor Momsen is a Whore in Her New Music Video – VIDEO
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Wow a Skateboard Video Where the Dude Actually Makes it!
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MILF With a Big Clit Has Some Fun outdoors – Video
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Miley Cyrus in a Short Skirt
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Ohhhhhhh Camilla
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2010

28

May

Nika Lauraitis in a Bikini for Memorial Day of the Day

It’s the long weekend for you lazy Americans so I figured I needed to get you in the spirit of the first real weekend of summer…and in honor of your holiday, I’ve been lazy and hungover today, pretty much slacking all day because I figure it is only fitting and there’s probably no one online, but in my defense, I’m not slacking nearly as hard as Gary Coleman…RIP Motherfucker…..

Here is some model named Nika Lauraitis in her bikini from some magazine called Flare out of Canada…and I love bikini pics on everyone, especially models, cuz they aren’t fat, even when they are no named models cuz bikinis are a good thing….

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2010

28

May

Kelly Brook Topless in Loaded Magazine of the Day

I don’t think these pictures are new, but who really cares when they were taken, because there’s a naked, natural tittied bitch from the UK….Sure, I’d rather see some snatch lip, but that’s just because tits are so played out, from cleavage, to strip clubs, to beaches in Europe, that I don’t get excited seeing them, I am titty jaded and titty desensitized, sure I still like tits and recommend that all you bitches send in pictures of your tits, but if you reeally want to make a difference in any of our lives, take off your pants and spread eagle yourself in pics, I’m talking to you Kelly Brook….and here are her tame but still topless pictures….

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2010

28

May

Dita Von Teese Shitty Tits Don’t Distract from her Clown Face of the Day

Dita Von Teese is a fucking scam. Girls this ugly can’t tease me…I know they are fucking bullshit. She is ugly as fuck. She knows it but she wanted male attention, so she created a character on the internet before the internet had good looking girls, a character who was some 1940’s burlesque dancer / pin-up girl cuz it was popular for fat chicks to be into that shit at the time and it landed her in Playboy and then into the mainstream…where she makes millions doing these stage shows that are better off left dead like the bitches who actually created the shit so many years ago. It is dated. It is lesbionic and gothic. They don’t show pussy, even though she was in dyke porn before her fame hit and I fucking hate it and everything it stands for….mainly because I hate ugly chicks, with freakish bird faces…even when they show off their stupid tits to distract us.

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2010

28

May

Rihanna’s Lesbianism in her New Video “Te Amo” of the Day

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Rihanna should be making beds at luxury villas in Barbdos, not making music videos or hit songs in America. She was from a shanty with a garbage man father I am going to keep saying this cuz maybe one day it will come true…

I watched it on mute cuz the Rihanna sound irritates me, but there is lots of lingerie. lots of lesbianism. It is sexed up and trying to stay relevant by keeping up with Gagas and as long as there is lots of lingerie and shit is sexed up…I’ll keep posting it…cuz no matter how much I hate a bitch a but I can see past it when it’s barely clothed and humping the air like a horny dog looking for attention so that she doesn’t get back to her teenage prostitute life she came from…and really who fucking cares, just watch the video if you like simple minded girls who get attention by doing subtle dyke shit cuz guys are morons and it excites them….but really only excites me cuz I know there will be local copycats….


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2010

28

May

Adriana Lima at Some Event of the Day

In keeping up with what models who were once the hottest fucking thing to hit, you know back when they were young and claimed to still be a virgin…..before America ruined her strict Catholic upbringing and gave her tight Brazilian ass a taste of cock that it had been craving….leading to a pregnancy that totally destroyed her body and appeal….here are some pics of Adriana Lima to remind us of what was, what could of been and the unfortunate truth of what is….a bloated rendition of what could have at one time been the single hottest pussy on earth that had been found…either way, I still dig her and her ripped apart pussy and body…and you probably do too…because it’s Adriana Lima and because we are perverts who like pussy in a variety of shapes, sizes, colors and conditions….

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