The funny thing about low grade pornstars is that they can’t really afford the fake tits because despite fucking on camera for money, they don’t make the kind of money needed to invest. It’s too much of a stretch to support their low grade lives and addictions to put money aside for the big operation. So they try to make the extra cash for their tits by stripping but never quite make enough because as low grade girls no one really asks them for lap dances unless it’s for a joke on one of their buddies or because they are too drunk to notice how busted the low grade pornstars are. So the only way for them to get big titties is to spend their $5000 dollars on fried food, because at least that way they gets to eat and big tits at the same time. The only downfall is big titties from food mean a big ass to match, but when you’re low grade who really gives a fuck about you.

Jenna Jameson is a pornstar who could pull off buying the fake tits multiple times because she’s a dick sucking for money success story , and here she is trying to pull off being a model on the runway, something her haggard face is having a hard time doing, if only life was as simple as just putting 5000 dollars into tits and putting a dick in your mouth, then we wouldn’t all be forced to watch her half dead AIDS body fail as hard as your little penis gets for her as she tries to go mainstream.

At least we get to look at her nasty implant scars that she paid 5000 dollars for. Money well spent if you ask me. It’s like that time I paid someone to give me a black eye because I wanted to look tough for a chick, only more expensive and more permanent. These porn bitches really are living the life.

Either way, Jenna announced that she wasn’t going to spread her legs on camera anymore and based on these pics – that’s a good thing because she’s fucking disgusting and creepy.

BONUS – Jenna at the AVN awards with her INSANE Self-Absorbed Speech….

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Hayden Panettiere is going to the gym to keep her broad shoulders broad and her thick legs thick, because it’s hard to be a midget body builder without a gym, that’d be like being a pornstar without a vagina, or a doctor without surgical gloves, or a pilot without a plane or an alcoholic without booze, or…I don’t know what the fuck I am saying but I do know that she uses acting to support her dreams of winning the strong man contest and I have faith that this is a little midget who could success story in the making. Now Look at her little muscular ass that can crush stone….Enjoy you sick fuck…

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Here are some pictures of Jessica Alba the other day that could be her first photoshoot since admitting to the world that she takes loads in her and doesn’t believe in vacuuming the STD out. It’s pretty obvious that she’s knocked up now and the baby is showing and shit, I guess it only takes 9 months to ruin 10 years of working on being a slut we all wanted to knock up.

Reality is that you’re so fucking desperate that you’d fuck a ziploc bag filled with tomato paste and pretend you were popping a virgin or some shit, so this whole Alba ruining herself in having a kid that will make her vagina never be the same again is bullshit, because her mangled post-pregnancy vagina and wonky post-pregnancy body is still going to better than any pussy you’d ever bag and by pussy you’d ever bag I mean your pussy is a bag with a little tomato paste in it. You like how I brought that full-circle – don’t you.

Bonus – Some Jessica Alba is Pregnant So Her Tits Are All Hormonal and Bigger and All You Virgin Comic Book Virgins Find that Fascinating Because You Know Nothing About Girls or Tits and Getting a Girl Pregnant is Such a Fucking Stretch For You, That You Have to Wait Until Your One Girlfriend from High school comes crawling back to you after spending the last decade being a slut and mistreated by boyfriend dream comes true like your life was Forrest Gump only a lot more boring and retarded…only to realize that it’ll never happen, but the dream keeps you going…

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Some weirdo obsessive person decided to do a whole lot of screen shots of some older Rihanna video so that he could print up the pictures and tape them to his pillow at night to wake up next to her face and tits in the morning like she spent the night with him because it makes his obscure sexual fantasy about Rihanna a lot easier to believe, not to mention it’s a lot more comfortable than sleeping with the TV in his bed with her tit shot on pause.

These are some of those screenshots from her SOS Video that came out a while ago, making me equally as weird as the guy who made them in the first place because I just uploaded all of these fuckers and feel like a loser because of it, which is okay because it is a feeling I’ve come to terms with.

As a bonus, since these pictures are from 2006, these tits may be 17 so you may want to put your penis away because shit’s illegal, but then again if you are jerking off to cleavage pictures from 2006, you probably don’t care about laws, you’ve already given up on society. Cuddles.

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Here are some pics of Stephanie Seymour, a has-been model who broke up Guns and Roses and still looks pretty banging in her slutty see-through, short skirt outfit. She’s about to hit 40 and still knows how to wear a see-through shirt like all the 20 year olds only she is a little behind the times by rockin the bra, then again, I am not a fashionista or anything so I don’t really know what’s is in style, but I do know that all the 20 year olds I see are always hard nippled and braless, but that’s only because the only 20 year olds I know work at the strip club and give blowjobs in the back room for $40.

I guess none of that really matters, just look at the see through pics because I haven’t slept very much and can’t think of anything worth saying, which isn’t really anything that new to me.

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