2007
19
Dec
I don’t know what’s more surprising with these pictures. The fact that Coco, a trashy lookin’ fake tit whore being all topless on stage at some event in underwear, or the fact that Ice-T is still performing.
Coco’s Huge Tits at an Event
Coco Showing Off Her Ass on Halloween
Coco Strips in Video
Coco Showing Off Her Retarded Tits
Coco Showing Off Her Retarded Tits Again
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2007
18
Dec
Today’s a busy day, Jamie Lynn Spears is Teenage Pregnant and I may write about that later, but more importantly, Playboy tried to sue me:
Dear Sir or Madam:
It has been brought to our attention that web pages at Drunkenstepfather.com display, without authorization, reproductions of images owned by Playboy Enterprises International, Inc. (“Playboy”). All right, title and interest in and to these images belongs to Playboy.
I believe in good faith that the disputed images displayed on Drunkenstepfather.com are not authorized by the copyright owner, its agent or the law.
Accordingly, please remove the unauthorized reproductions of Playboy copyrighted images on Drunkenstepfather.com and on all web pages under your control.
Examples of the copyrighted material can be found at the following
links:
I think they’re racist. Here are my links:
Jamie Lynn Spears is Knocked Up At 16…Kids Grow Up So Fast These Days…And You Like It…Pervert
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Watch Some Greased Up Hot Fuckin’ Girls….
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Hot Stripper Lookin’ Lingerie Wearing Club Sluts Rockin’ The Pole
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A Whole Lot of Asian Models in Lingerie for You Yellow Fever Perverts
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Here’s a List of Sci-Fi Hotties for the Virgins….
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Katherine Heigl in Some Lingerie Photoshoot Lookin’ Alright Enough….
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Some Hot Model in Her Underwear GIft Guide
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Paris Hilton’s Tit Hang With Her Brother
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Some Chick Named Havana Posing All Naked and Shit
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Dania Ramirez Showin Off Her Huge Tits…I Have No Idea Who She Is
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Some Funny Snake Upskirt Prank With Panties
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Brad Pitt Talks About Crapping Out Kids..
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Fergie Photoshopped and in Her Bra for Blender
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Jenna Jameson is Fucking Weird Lookin’ at a Premiere
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Slut Ashley Tisdale Cancels 2 Shows Because of Her Nose
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Jennifer Love Hewitt in a Fat Ass Covering Dress
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Gemma Atkinson’s Tits for Charity
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Some Crazy Goth Chick’s Music Video Gets Hotter as the Video Goes On
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Here’s a Video on Professional Pan Handlers
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Some Very Old Karolina Kurkova Tits at a Photoshoot
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Some College Nude Streakers – Streaking Video
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Goldie Hawn’s Hard Nipples Because Granny Tit is Your Favorite
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Some Alyssa Milano Cleavage from a Recent Charity Event
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This Chick Named Rhian Sugden is Fucking Hot and Half Naked
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The Hottest Pussy Video I’ve Ever Seen
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Some Weird NYC Train Kissing Video I Don’t Fully Get….But Is Funny
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Weird Topless Chick Punk Band called The Deadly Seven
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Gena Lee Nolin Unknown Swimsuit Pictures Because Baywatch Was Your First Love
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Some Hot Brazilian Ass on a Brazilian TV Show
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Larry Flynt for President
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Some Renee Zellweger is Not Hot
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Bud Bundy Workin’ The Ladies Video
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Abi Titmuss in a Hot Lingerie Photoshoot
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Some Funny Neighborhood Sign Feud
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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From Image Shack
A Whole lot of Pictures of Vagina
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From Photobucket
A Whole Lot of Young Girls in States of Undress
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More Hot Young Girls Half Naked
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Even More Young Girls Acting Crazy in Underwear
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Read the Names of These Pictures
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Some Chick Posing in All Kinds of Positions
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Some Old Vagina
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From the Forum
Across the Univers OST
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Pearl Jam – Self Titled
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The Story of the Clash
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Keeley Hazell thread
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Food and chicks (insert joke here)
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Nicole Graves thread
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Jessica Alba thread
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Gemma Atkinson thread
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Bonus:
What’s Your Disorder? Let the World Know By Wearing it on Your Chest
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Find The Best Places to Find Porn…
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This Spray Will Get You Laid
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Get Pussy Tonight!
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2007
18
Dec
Here are the token topless pregnancy pictures for a magazine that every single girl who’s been pregnant has done. I find this shit massively boring, especially when the pictures are of some trashy slut who is only known for having retarded tits acting wholesome, even though getting knocked up in the first place is a pretty slutty thing to do. People just don’t think it is when the bitch is pregnant, but the second she gets an abortion, everyone’s talkin’ shit about her.
If she had any respect for her career, she would never have let this shit leak. She would have locked herself in her basement til the baby came to term and when she was spotted out with it, she’d pretend it was her sister’s or some shit, because there’s nothing hot about some slut acting wholesome and maternal when we all know she’s a slut and her being a slut is what gets her paid.
I guess the only thing this is going to do for any of us, is realize that her baby has a better life than you while suckin’ on her tit, but then again the homeless dude down the street who sucks cock for crack gets more pussy than you, so jealousy of other people is something you’ve probably come to terms with…..
Michelle Marsh and Her Big Tits in a Bikini
Michelle Marsh in a Bikini By the Pool
Michelle Marsh in a Bikini for Britain
Michelle Marsh Singing Video
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2007
18
Dec
Here are the sleazy pictures for the calendar of serial party slut and exhibitionist, Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace from the UK.
I am always fascinated that these slutty girls still make calendars. The whole concept seems dated. Not because the whole point of a calendar is to tell you the date, but because shit was invented before there were TVs, Internet, Blackberries and I don’t know the last time I used one, not that I am the target market for calendars, because everyday is a weekend for me and days kinda turn into months and in a drunken blur become years.
The other issue with having one of these calendars if you’re not working as a truck driver or dispatcher at a taxi company, you really have no business having one, so the second the miracle of a girl being drunk enough to come back to your mom’s place with you happens, because it will, and she sees this next to your computer, she’s going to know what a desperate chronic masturbating virgin you are, and that is something you should try to keep secret, even if your rubber vagina, bottle of lube and soiled women’s panties you stole from your mom to use as cum rag make it pretty obvious.
Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace in a Skimpy Bikini
Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace Tit Slip
Aisleyne Horgan-Walace in Short Shorts
Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace Panty Upskirt
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2007
18
Dec
These are some more exciting pictures of Karolina Kurkova on the set of some Victoria’s Secret photoshoot, because she’s in a thong. I admit that I went through a phase where thongs were dead to me, because every bitch was rockin’ one and I needed some diversity in the underwear I see girls in and that came in the form of the boy short, but now I am over the boy short and the thong is back in full force, especially when it’s on a hot ass. I know you don’t really care about my female underwear preferences, but you would if I was modeling them for you, but that’s just because you are gayer than two guys on a motorcycle.
I guess the real moving thing about these pictures is the fact that American Freedom has allowed a poor eastern European girl break free from the iron fist of communism and avoid a life working the sex trade or being human trafficked to rich westerners. She still has to get half naked, but she gets paid really well for it and only has to fuck for money if she really wants too, and that Freedom is the main reason for the War in Iraq and when a war killing innocent people all seems worth it, when hot thonged asses are just some of the perks. Support our troops.
Karolina Kurkova’s Victoria’s Secret Catalog Photoshoot Pictures
Karolina Kurkova’s Ass in Spandex
Kurkova Promoting Perfume with Lima and Gisele
The Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show Pictures
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2007
18
Dec
I’ve gotta hand it to Tara Reid, she’s a committed girl, whether it’s to getting drunk, partying or going on vanity missions to reverse the effects of drinking and partying hard, because I like to see a girl with drive.
She’s made positive changes with her look that prove that if you make fun of a girl enough, she’ll make the necessary moves to improve. There was a time when Tara Reid was a hot commodity, but then she slowly decomposed and became this bloated drunk with a botched tit job, but after being made fun of enough, she decided to stop eating, invest in new tits and get liposuction because being insecure and wanting to be the girl every guy wants to fuck is important.
So the other day when she passed out from not eating, everyone ragged on her for being too skinny and not eating to the point of self-destruction but I think that it’s a small price to pay for the sake of lookin’ tight in a bikini at 30. Her not eating is the only reason she’s doing some bikini photoshoot that went down this past weekend in Bali and every girl wants to look good in a bikini. So think about that the next time you bust out the donuts, fatty.
Tara Reid Skinny Bikini Pictures
Tara Reid Rubbing Lotion
Tara Reid Bikini in Australia
Tara Reid Drunk in Australia
Tara Reid’s Got Skinny Legs in a Shot Skirt
Tara Reid Hot in FHM
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2007
18
Dec
Here are some pictures of Brooke Hogan joggin in a sports bra, because she’s trying to maintain her massive body and fake tit figure. It takes a lot of work to turn yourself from a fat girl with no tits, a curse worse than death to becoming a big girl with a washboard stomach and fake tits.
I was at some shitty bar in another city the other day and it turned out that everyone in the place was a useless fucking loser. The girls were disgusting but thought they had it going on and the dudes who were getting bottle service were all old married men who thought buying bottles would score these pieces of trash, when in reality all dude needed to do was offer to take these whores to McDonald’s or shit because they were low budget.
I ended up checking out some tall broad bitch with no ass but broad shoulders and ripped muscular arms. She had shitty hair extensions and looked like Brooke Hogan with a penis. There was no way bitch wasn’t a dude in women’s clothing, but the older married bottle service dude was just so happy that some younger “girl” was showing interest in him and was blinded by the attention and didn’t notice she was really a he. So as this drunken dude tried making out with her while getting a lap dance from her, he thought he was balling and years of hard work in middle-management paid off without realizing the girl on his dick wasn’t a girl and I thought about putting on a dress to get free booze too, because I am pretty accommodating for free booze, but realized that my natural man tits wouldn’t get the kind of attention I deserve.
Brooke Hogan Bikini Top in Miami
Brooke Hogan Dancing Around in Her Underwear on Stage
Brooke Hogan in Assless Pants
Brooke Hogan’s Bikini Ass
2007
17
Dec
I only got in a couple of fights this weekend. The first was with some girl who I was trying to get to fuck some dude I was with and she took offense that I’d take her as the kind of girl who would fuck someone she just met and decided to rip into me about how fat I am. When I told her that I thought it was funny someone with such a fat ass was ripping into me for being fat, she got more pissed off because she goes to the gym everyday, so I just said something like “keep it up” because I’d hate to see what the fuck happens when she doesn’t go to the gym everyday, so she punched me.
My second fight was with a bouncer in a club that I was trying to walk by and I accidentally pumped into him, and I am guessing he was either jacked on steroids, or realized that his 10 dollar an hour tough guy job fuckin’ sucks and hates himself for it, because he accused me of punching him and went fuckin’ insane on me. He didn’t end up hitting me, but he wanted to. So that counts. I guess I’m a survivor, like Destiny’s Child.
Speaking of counting, here are my links. There’s a lot of them and they are all good.
Phoebe Price’s Cleavage Does Christmas
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Lots of Half Naked Bikini Clad Chicks at Some Playboy Bunny Search Pool Party
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Hot at Topless on Long Island
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Papa Joe’s First Movie Starring Jessica Simpson’s TIts in a Bikini Top Picture
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Some Chick’s Ass Clapping Sexiness
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Hilary Duff Panty Upskirt Pictures
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Gogo Dancers Dancing the Gogo in Skimpy Outfits at the Club
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Some Old Beyonce Nipple Slip Pictures
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Sandee Westgate’s Tits Reviews Bourne Ultimatum
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Paris Hilton’s Holiday Christmas Card Picture
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Lucy Pinder’s Leaked Maxim Pictures
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Isabeli Fontana Lookin’ Hot in H&M Ads and Underwear
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Fergie Strips on Webcam for Her Boyfriend….
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Gemma Atkinson’s Boobs Promote Lingerie in Scotland
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Amy Winehouse Drank 3 Martinis for Breakfast and is on Suicide Watch
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Some Dude Making Himself Fart With Some Rectal Tube Weirdness
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Some Pretty Hot Fuckin’ Asses Being Shook in this Music Video
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Some Fat Britney Performing Video
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Tom Hanks Gets Cut Off on the Today Show Because They Think He’s a Loser Too
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Tila Tequila Bikini Pictures for You
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Some Hot Cam Girl in Pink Lingerie Being a Hot Cam Girl
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Nicole Kidman’s Face is Melting Off
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Michelle Marsh Poolside Nakedness
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Some Britney Spears Backyard Mid-Drift Pics
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No One Wants Lohan at their Christmas Parties But Me….
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Pete Wentz Bought Ashell Simpson a Couple of Pairs of Panties and The Jingle Ball With Pictures
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Christina Goins is Some Penthouse Pet Posing For You
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Some Freak Disfigures Himself With Fishing Wire VIdeo
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Some Kid Eats Raw Squirrel Guts Video….
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The Pussycat Dolls Performing With Their TIts for Donny Deustche
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Posh Spice Has Armpit Cleavage
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Lohan is Back to Her Water Bottle Vodka Trickery
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Adam Sandler’s Kid is as Retarded as His Comdey
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Ashlee Simpson and Her Bi Sexual Getting Busy at a Basketball Game
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Britney’s Body was Altered for Her New Video…..Here are the Before and After Pics
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Some Chrysler Dealership Training Video
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Priya Trivedi is the Playboy Girl from India Naked
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I don’t know Hip Hop but this is a Video of Some Dude Named Papoose Getting Sucker Punched
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Celine Dion Kissing Her Daughter
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I don’t know Hip Hop but this is GZA Telling 50 Cent to Suck His Dick in Concert….No Homo
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Some Clip of Jessica Simpson at Tony Romo’s Cowboy Game…Living the Dumb Cheerleader Dream of Fucking the QB
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Are these the Biggest Boobs in Britain
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The Hottest Music Video to Hit the Internet
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Canadian Company Makes a Dick in a Box Joke for Their X-Mas Ad
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Some Chick Named Carmen Music Video With Her Tits
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Some Asian Hobo Sex Video…Because Fucking Homeless Men is Funny
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Dog the Bounty Hunter Proves He’s Not Racist By Buying Black KIds Toys
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From Photobucket:
Some Big Breasted Spanish Lookin’ Girl’s Pictures of Her Half Naked and Taking a Bath….
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Some Sleazy Animated Gifs
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From the Forum
Wet T-Shirts thread
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More Pink Floyd
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The CLash – London Calling
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3 More Pearl Jam Albums
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Emancipator – soon it will be cold enough
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Prefuse 73
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Mr. Bungle CDs
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Tommy Lee Thread
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Bunch of DOORS CDs
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GZA – Liquid Swords
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Timbaland – SHock Value
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Kemper the Suicide Girl
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Perfect Tits
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Anabelarella Feels Herself
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BT – ESCM
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Fugazi – In on the Kill Taker
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NWA – Niggaz 4 Life
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Pink Floyd PULSE
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The Clash Combat Rock
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Red Hot Chili peppers – Stadium Arcadium
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Pearl Jam – 10
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BT 10 years in the Life
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Red Hot Chili Peppers – Stadium Arcadium
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The Fountain OST
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Dr. Dre Albums
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NWA stright outta compton
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Bonus:
Find The Best Places to Find Porn…
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This Spray Will Get You Laid
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Get Pussy Tonight!
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2007
17
Dec
Here are some pictures of Rihanna in some V-Neck showing off her tits and fishnet stockings, which isn’t really that big of a deal considering that she dresses like this 300 pound dominatrix I used to hang out with a few years ago. I kinda liked the way she’d chain me up and treat me like the useless piece of shit I am.
Knowing that Rihanna is just a poser, and just looks like a candy-coated version of a Fetish mistress and is not actually the kind of girl who would shove things in your ass for money while making you beg them to piss on your face, kinda takes away from the experience, but I’d rather have a girl pretending than not actually trying, because that way I can look at pictures of her ass in PVC and reality is, pictures of Rihanna’s ass in PVC is probably as close as we’ll ever get to seeing her naked, so we take what we can get.
It’s like every time I end up in a club and these half naked girls are all grinding up on my dick like they are going to go home with me, and I’m thinking how much of a slut this girl’s gotta be for actually letting me do this shit to her and how the night’s going to get so much better when we take this back to her place, before realizing that bitch isn’t being honest about being a drunk slut like we see in the movies and that she’s just acting like one when she’s out because she thinks that’s how she’s supposed to act, leaving me alone, forcing me to come home to a fate worse than death, and that’s my fat wife’s stench, but I still welcome the cocktease, because it’s better than no tease. Cuddles.
Bonus – Rihanna in Her Fetish Gear Performing:
Rihanna’s Got No Make-Up On
Rihanna Hiding Her Forehead Cleavage Pics
Rihanna Bikini Pictures
Rihanna Bathing Suit Pictures
2007
17
Dec
Carmen Electra took her tits out partying in Chile this past weekend, because she’s an international player, and by player I mean old lady with hot fake tits who still goes out to clubs, which is almost as hot as old ladies with fake tits at their local bridge club.
Fake tits are like putting a new motor in a beat up car, because looking at these pictures I see this solid rack that’d you’d expect to see on a tight bodied 20 year old at a club, who hasn’t had kids or done enough drinking or cocaine or eating to destroy herself yet, but when you step back and see that shit thrown up next to the face of a 40 year old, you have to come to terms with the fact that they are just some smoke and mirrors optical illusion that anyone can get with 5,000 dollars, and maybe they’ll win the race, because they are the fastest, but you’re still driving a ’92 Honda Civic, if you know what I mean.
Either way, here’s her cleavage for you to love cuz you pretty much have nothing else going on.
Carmen Electra’s Big Tits in a Dress
Carmen Electra and Her Bikini
Carmen Electra’s is a Hot Walking
Carmen Electra Shops for Lingerie
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