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Jenna Ortega for the Beetlejuice Photocall of the Day
Jenna Ortega for the Beetlejuice Photocall of the Day
Kelly Brook From Big Titty Model to Big Back Model of the Day
Kelly Brook From Big Titty Model to Big Back Model of the Day
Charli XCX for Demon Kim Kardashian’s Brand of the Day
Charli XCX for Demon Kim Kardashian’s Brand of the Day
Christina Aguilera and her Botox Face and Ozempic Body Get Slutty of the Day
Christina Aguilera and her Botox Face and Ozempic Body Get Slutty of the Day
Shannon Mcmullen is the Instagram Of The Day
Shannon Mcmullen is the Instagram Of The Day

2007

02

Aug

I am – “Technical Difficulties 2: God Hates Us” of the Day

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Sugar Nell here, we are going through all sorts of technical difficulties still. And Marie-Eve is doing her best to fix this shit since she is the brains behind the operation while hookers are playing slip ‘n slide on Jesus’ belly somewhere in China. She is running her tiny tight ass off trying to seduce geeks to fix this lil disaster of the day. We will have some nudity, bikinis, and starlets slutt’n it up as soon as possible, so keep checking back, because we love you like a cat loves its nip and are doing our best to please you little fuckers.

Obediently yours,
Sugar Nell (ex-hooker, friend of Jesus)

<a href=”mailto:sugarnell@drunkenstepfather.com”> EMAIL ME HERE </a>

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2007

02

Aug

I am – "Technical Difficulties 2: God Hates Us" of the Day

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Sugar Nell here, we are going through all sorts of technical difficulties still. And Marie-Eve is doing her best to fix this shit since she is the brains behind the operation while hookers are playing slip ‘n slide on Jesus’ belly somewhere in China. She is running her tiny tight ass off trying to seduce geeks to fix this lil disaster of the day. We will have some nudity, bikinis, and starlets slutt’n it up as soon as possible, so keep checking back, because we love you like a cat loves its nip and are doing our best to please you little fuckers.

Obediently yours,
Sugar Nell (ex-hooker, friend of Jesus)

<a href=”mailto:sugarnell@drunkenstepfather.com”> EMAIL ME HERE </a>

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2007

02

Aug

I am – Milla Jovovich Before the Knock Up of the Day

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Milla Jovovich

I found pictures of a knocked up Milla Jovovich which I thought were actually cute, but I didn’t post them because I know in your make believe world, all women are 110 pounds with DD tits and asses you can bounce quarters off, so I posted these ones I found instead, as not to be the person who shows you that reality is not the delusions of your own, sexless mind.

People talk a lot of shit about how pregnant ladies are hott, but that’s only for the first 4-5 months I would say, maybe less, when they have that cute little pregnant tummy, and the realization that they have no way out of this shit hasn’t quite sunk in yet. Once bitch starts blowing up, daddy-to-be suddenly looses interest in fucking her and pretty much touching her all together, but keeps telling her “You’re beautiful!!�.

This may come as a giant shock to some of you, but women know they are fat and ugly when they are pregnant, and telling them over and over that they are not, while you stare at 20 year olds walking down the street, only fucking makes it worse. So in the event you actually ever meet a real, live women (not the Realdoll you keep on your closet) and god forbid you impregnate her with your loser sperm, tell her what she already knows, “Honey, I still love you, but you are seriously fucking fat right now, and honestly, you disgust me. I will touch you again when you pop that kid out and head to the gym with the membership I will give you as a “gift�.

hugs and kisses
Marie-Eve Martinez


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2007

02

Aug

I am – Dannii Minogue Get’n Tight with a Chick of the Day

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Dannii Minogue

Last night was my friend’s friend’s birthday, so i tagged along. It was a small group and we started at some Euro trash bar, where the guys were slim pickings. A decent specimen starts talking to the birthday girl, and I swagger over and butt in, because the bday girl is not my friend. He is some Israeli, and even though his accent annoyed me, the thought that he could kill me was hot, because all Israelis are commandos (they just are). We start grinding, and I can feel his hard cock on my thigh through his jeans. He wants a cigg break and I follow, which ends with us making out in front of the club. I was wearing a lacey tailored jacket with two buttons and nothing but a bra underneath for easy access since I am always thinking ahead. The bouncer tells us to move it to the alley. Before long he is feeling me up and massaging my tit, and the other hand is down my jeans, clutching my pantyless butt cheek. He keeps talking about going to his place, but in the light of the street lamps I realized I could do better. So I went back inside, found my friend, and we bounced to another club with the bday girl giving me the evil eye the whole time. Within 10 minutes I was making out with some NYU grad student when I realized I was missing one of the two buttons holding my top together. Oh well. I went home alone because my vagina is still aching from the weekend.

These pics of singer/model/sister (who gives a shit?) Dannii Minogue in the back of a car with some other chick halfway to feeling up her ass may leave you aching because you have girl on girl fantasies. Dannii was caught making out with a stripper giving her a lap dance on tape last year. So maybe your fantasies of Kylie’s sister aren’t so far off. Have fun virgins while I nurse my hangover.

Obediently yours,
Sugar Nell (ex-hooker, friend of Jesus)

EMAIL ME HERE


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2007

02

Aug

I am – Dannii Minogue Get'n Tight with a Chick of the Day

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Dannii Minogue

Last night was my friend’s friend’s birthday, so i tagged along. It was a small group and we started at some Euro trash bar, where the guys were slim pickings. A decent specimen starts talking to the birthday girl, and I swagger over and butt in, because the bday girl is not my friend. He is some Israeli, and even though his accent annoyed me, the thought that he could kill me was hot, because all Israelis are commandos (they just are). We start grinding, and I can feel his hard cock on my thigh through his jeans. He wants a cigg break and I follow, which ends with us making out in front of the club. I was wearing a lacey tailored jacket with two buttons and nothing but a bra underneath for easy access since I am always thinking ahead. The bouncer tells us to move it to the alley. Before long he is feeling me up and massaging my tit, and the other hand is down my jeans, clutching my pantyless butt cheek. He keeps talking about going to his place, but in the light of the street lamps I realized I could do better. So I went back inside, found my friend, and we bounced to another club with the bday girl giving me the evil eye the whole time. Within 10 minutes I was making out with some NYU grad student when I realized I was missing one of the two buttons holding my top together. Oh well. I went home alone because my vagina is still aching from the weekend.

These pics of singer/model/sister (who gives a shit?) Dannii Minogue in the back of a car with some other chick halfway to feeling up her ass may leave you aching because you have girl on girl fantasies. Dannii was caught making out with a stripper giving her a lap dance on tape last year. So maybe your fantasies of Kylie’s sister aren’t so far off. Have fun virgins while I nurse my hangover.

Obediently yours,
Sugar Nell (ex-hooker, friend of Jesus)

EMAIL ME HERE


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2007

02

Aug

I am – Natsuko Tatsuki and Jesus’ Trip to a Chinese Brothel of the Day

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Natsuko Tatsuki

I was talking to Jesus on the phone a few days ago, and since he was fairly drunk on whatever cheap booze he had found over in China on his trip, he had no problem telling me about his trip to a local brothel the day before while the ship was docked, cause you know, conversations like that are really appropriate to have with your 18 year old Stepdaughter, right?

Apparently Fatass was lucky enough to go see some China Whores, but obviously whined for ten minutes about not being able to get it up, cause even underage whores can’t make that fat piece of shit get even a minor chubby. He did seem generally happy that one of the girls took a bill from his hand with her pussy, which he said was “just like a coin slot.� My Stepfather, ladies and gentlemen. What a guy….

Here’s some pics of Natsuko Tatsuki. She’s Japanese and therefore not really relevant to what I just wrote, but you are a virgin who needs to take what he can get, wherever he can get it. So stop complaining and go grab your lotion before your Mommy calls you down for lunch.

hugs and kisses
Marie-Eve Martinez


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2007

02

Aug

I am – Natsuko Tatsuki and Jesus' Trip to a Chinese Brothel of the Day

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Natsuko Tatsuki

I was talking to Jesus on the phone a few days ago, and since he was fairly drunk on whatever cheap booze he had found over in China on his trip, he had no problem telling me about his trip to a local brothel the day before while the ship was docked, cause you know, conversations like that are really appropriate to have with your 18 year old Stepdaughter, right?

Apparently Fatass was lucky enough to go see some China Whores, but obviously whined for ten minutes about not being able to get it up, cause even underage whores can’t make that fat piece of shit get even a minor chubby. He did seem generally happy that one of the girls took a bill from his hand with her pussy, which he said was “just like a coin slot.” My Stepfather, ladies and gentlemen. What a guy….

Here’s some pics of Natsuko Tatsuki. She’s Japanese and therefore not really relevant to what I just wrote, but you are a virgin who needs to take what he can get, wherever he can get it. So stop complaining and go grab your lotion before your Mommy calls you down for lunch.

hugs and kisses
Marie-Eve Martinez


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2007

02

Aug

I am – Technical Difficulties of the Day

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I am having mega problems with my wireless internet and can’t seem to stay connected for longer then 2 mins or so. Things are getting done, just slowly. Go click some links and jerk off in the mean time, loser.

hugs and kisses
Marie-Eve Martinez

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2007

01

Aug

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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stepLINK Aug 1/07

I still have a pretty vicious migraine but I had to do the links cause duty calls. That means all you losers get from me right now is this bitches tits and these links below. At least until tomorrow.

hugs and kisses
Marie-Eve Martinez


Lindsay Hearts Drugs
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An ode to Thailands sexual past and present
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Lookin good Sweetheart
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Jeri Ryan like whoa!
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VIP Crew Ranch Party
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Kristen Cavallari Bikini Pics
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Parents are so fucking boring
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Painful pussy waxing
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Stunt Driving
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Snakes on a Bible
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Nicole Richie doesn’t want her child to be a bastard
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Itchy nuts
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Some weird magic thing I can’t figure out
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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Use this to help your virgin ass get some
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2007

01

Aug

I am – Homeless Grooming of the Day

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I like people who take pride in their appearance. You can be a fat chick or dude, but if you know how to rock it, you can look alright. Same goes for this guy. Yea, he’s homeless, and he probably has lice, but he don’t let that get him down. With hair like that, I bet he gets all the homeless pussy on the block and all the homeless hos fight over which one gets to take him out for dollar menu Mc Donalds with the money they got collecting cans. Ladies please! One at a time!

hugs and kisses
Marie-Eve Martinez

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