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2007

16

Feb

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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I don’t know why the fuck my site is white….

My stepLINKS in the sidebar still don’t work because I am working a budget here and that means that things take a long fucking time to make happen. I am still convinced that you fuckers think that it’s an ad, so I am sticking to the old style steplinks for now….Until you little cunt are trained.

The concept of training a cunt was always so fascinating, you know making it roll over and stay in place, I was always pretty good at making the cunts I encountered play dead…it coulda been the roofies but was most likely my stink. I slept a lot today. I guess that’s the good thing about not having a job. The bad thing is when it comes time to buying a bottle of liquor or cigars because I’m poor…but I work out a deal with my Sri Lanka Store Owner…Motherfucker thinks I’m on TV and gives me good deals.

I guess the point is that it is fucking cold outside and I am going to wander the streets tonight, cuz that’s the only thing I can afford to do….If anything worth happening happens, I’ll let you know…I have nowhere else to really talk about it…

In the meantime, here are my links – old school style…

This Video is Called Sweets Stuff:
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Trump VS McMahon “I’ll Kick Your Ass” Video, Because He Will Do Anything For Publicity
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Anna Nicole Should Have Died More Often…It was Good For Business
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Charlize Theron is to Play Anna Nicole Smith in the Anna Nicole Movie and these are Pics of her Posing as Marilyn Monroe
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Mr Belding From Saved by the Bell and Some Cunt Football Player Named Tony Romo Since a Journey Song with Some Shitty LA Cover Band
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This Site Posted This Video 3 Weeks After I Did Cuz I am the Best Blog on the Internet
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Sienna Miller is Loveless in London. But I Love Her So Her Life Has Some Kind of Meaning According to Me
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Milli Vanilli The Movie Is Getting Made Because The Are Better at Karaoke than any Japanese School Girl…
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Britney Spears Tells You a Story and It’s Worth It
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Dude Breaks Up With His Gf In Front of a Huge Crowd…Amazing
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Some Bitch Named Jennifer Naked and Hot
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Jordan Showing Off Her 32F Tits
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A Jenna Jameson Retrospective
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Another Hot Webcam Girl
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Probably One of the Most Interesting Sites on the Internet
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Some Hot Big Breasted Chick Posting in her Lingerie
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This Video Is Called Hot Dame
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Some Hot Girl Filming Herself Cumming Amazing…
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Lohan Models Girls Gone Wild Clothing
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Bitches Aint Shit Contest that I Should Join Not Because I like the Band But Because My Video Would Be About Me Seducing Girls and Shitting on their Foreheads…I am poetic like that.
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Jessica Simpson’s New Ad Campaign Cuz I Want to Know How Meaty Her Box IS
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Kate Moss is A Dream….A Cocaine Dream…And There’s No Better Kind of Dream Than a Cocaine Dreammm
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Hot Chicks Fighting on a Limo – I assume this is Wrestling – Cuz It’s So Classy
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Perez Hilton’s Little Gay Brother Who also thinks he’s cool cuz ppl humor him..
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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Some Pervert Get Puked On – I think this is Fake
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Busta Rhymes Used to Like Pussy and Now He Likes Chicken. Fascinating.
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This is called Swollen Pussy Sex and It’s Fucking Gross and NSFW, But I Don’t Have To Tell You That, This Site is Banned at Your Work
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Eva Mendes in Shape Magazine
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Lots of Bar Rafaeli in SI Swimsuit Issue – She’s Leonardo Dicaprio’s Jew Pussy
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Paris Hilton’s Stupid Pants
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Katie Holmes is the Man in Tom Cruise’s HomoFaggot Relationship
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This is Collien Fernandes and the Intro to Her On This Site is Fucking GAYER THAN BICYCLE SHORTS but the pics are worth lookin’ at
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Alessandra Ambrosio is Shopping – I know it’s Old But Girls With Bras Turn Me On as Much as Girls Without Bras
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White GIrls Shaking their Asses VIdeo
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Jessica Biel Smoking Weed in a Towel Video
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Italian Students Molest their Teacher During Class – I think
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Drunk Party Girls Show Off Their Asses
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Some Girl Named Luna Does a Hot Cam Show
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Random Quotes of a Fat Stripper
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Lookin’ Good Tanlines
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Hot Nipple Piercing Picture of the Day
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British Chicks Have Largest European Breasts
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New Fat Urban Pinup Piece of Trash Hipster Cokeslut
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This Video is Called Boys and Girls:
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Valentines is Over – But the Sluts are Still Horny and Willing to Fuck This Will Help You…
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2007

15

Feb

I am – Marisa Miller Body Paint Pictures of the Day

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This girl Marisa Miller has a pretty amazing body and I always dreamt about marrying a bikini model, now I am stuck with a candidate for the heart and stroke foundations billboard. I tried zooming in on her box to see her junk, but couldn’t make anything out. I am sure they air brushed her meat out, which is a total pain in the ass for your jerking off right now. I know these hit the net yesterday and I saw them then but wasn’t going to post them, but realized that in the end, I really had no choice and that’s all I have to say about that.

To see more body paint pics from SI GO

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2007

15

Feb

I am – Cameron Diaz Trying to be Fit – Innit of the Day

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Cameron Diaz is like any newly single chick. She’s found herself a rebound dude to fuck, brags about how big his dick is and tells the world how happy and complete her life is, all while her ex-boyfriend is at the height of his career fucking girls a lot younger and hotter and tighter in the box than the old washed up hag that is Diaz, something she probably knows deep down inside. That’s why she’s hitting the gym, because a dude 10 years older than her will find her a catch and pretty much every single one of you would fuck her, but that’s not saying much considering you had a one night stand with a jar of peanut butter last night. It was valentines day and you deserved to cum into something smooth and creamy instead of all over your belly in shame, like you normally do. I know deep down inside your going to get hard tomorrow when you see your mom eating her morning toast using the same peanut butter you had sex with. All you’ll be thinking about is how awesome it is to see a girl swallow, even though it’s your fucking mom, sick fuck. I am sure that never stopped you in the past when you started stealing her sexy panties and putting them up in your grill.

I don’t know where I am going with this, but a girl I met tonight knew the site and called me a pervert….It broke my heart.

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2007

15

Feb

I am – Kim Kardashian’s Old Picture of the Day

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Here’s a picture of Kim Kardashian when she was younger and still a slut, she just didn’t look as made-up as she is now but it’s still the same bundle of shit. I don’t know if she was Paris’ Sidekick at this point, you know doing her homework for her and making Paris look hotter than she is by comparison but I guess that doesn’t really matter. I am not posting this cuz it’s a hot picture, it’s just nice to have a historical reference of the pussy you’ve been jerking off to the past 2 days. Pervert…

If you want to see her pussy video clip GO

If you want to see the other 2 released clips GO

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2007

15

Feb

I am – Kim Kardashian's Old Picture of the Day

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Here’s a picture of Kim Kardashian when she was younger and still a slut, she just didn’t look as made-up as she is now but it’s still the same bundle of shit. I don’t know if she was Paris’ Sidekick at this point, you know doing her homework for her and making Paris look hotter than she is by comparison but I guess that doesn’t really matter. I am not posting this cuz it’s a hot picture, it’s just nice to have a historical reference of the pussy you’ve been jerking off to the past 2 days. Pervert…

If you want to see her pussy video clip GO

If you want to see the other 2 released clips GO

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2007

15

Feb

I am – Ali Landry’s Fake See-Thru Shirt of the Day

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Here’s another picture of some slut in a see-thru shirt only this bitch is named Ali Landry and her idea of see-thru is wearing some mesh bullshit that has a built in strapless bra. I didn’t fucking steal my neighbors internet connection to see a fucking strapless bra bitch, enough with the teasing and do something right, maybe if you showed a little nipple I’d know who the fuck you are.

That said, I was thinking about my past sex life yesterday, seeing as it was Valentines Day. I realized that I have never had a blow-job in a movie theater and that makes me feel like I missed out on my youth. When I asked my stepdaughter about it she told me she gives them to dudes all the times. When I asked her if she had a boyfriend, she told me that she usually meets dudes there. Sometimes, I think my stepdaughter is my dream girl, probably cuz I raised her proper….Either way – the chances of me getting movie head are about as likely as this bitches nipple breaking through her shitty bra. Mainly cuz I can’t get hard. Whore.

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2007

15

Feb

I am – Ali Landry's Fake See-Thru Shirt of the Day

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Here’s another picture of some slut in a see-thru shirt only this bitch is named Ali Landry and her idea of see-thru is wearing some mesh bullshit that has a built in strapless bra. I didn’t fucking steal my neighbors internet connection to see a fucking strapless bra bitch, enough with the teasing and do something right, maybe if you showed a little nipple I’d know who the fuck you are.

That said, I was thinking about my past sex life yesterday, seeing as it was Valentines Day. I realized that I have never had a blow-job in a movie theater and that makes me feel like I missed out on my youth. When I asked my stepdaughter about it she told me she gives them to dudes all the times. When I asked her if she had a boyfriend, she told me that she usually meets dudes there. Sometimes, I think my stepdaughter is my dream girl, probably cuz I raised her proper….Either way – the chances of me getting movie head are about as likely as this bitches nipple breaking through her shitty bra. Mainly cuz I can’t get hard. Whore.

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2007

15

Feb

I am – Victoria Beckham’s See Thru Shirt of the Day

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I couldn’t find anything decent to post tonight because I don’t have all the amazing sources other bloggers have and I have no idea what pictures are new or old. I have a problem keeping up. I came across these Beckham pics and the skirt looked familiar, not cuz I am gay, but cuz I remember random things like bitches in quilts or whatever the fuck she’s wearing and it turns out that I was right…I went through my archives and found THIS . I am an investigative reporter and this post is the proof…

Valentines day was a bust, I ditched my wife because she was giving me a headache, ended up wandering the streets smoking my cigar that broke in half in my pocket, and some random hippie looking motherfucker invited me into watch his play. I don’t do plays but this shit was about lesbians and I had nothing better to do. Once in there, I realized that it wasn’t about lesbians but about a girl in a thong and a dude dressed like a chick. Judging by the Audience – lesbians thought they were in for the same kind of lesbianism I did. It was all romantic and shit with fat chicks holding hands and snuggling and shit and all I could think about is what a lesbian says to another lesbian in the bedroom…do they say shit like “FUCK ME HARDER” or “STICK IT IN MY ASS” or is that just a dude on chick thing. I guess I’ll never know…..

Now look at Beckham’s tits…..There is no way these aren’t old…and they are probably in my archives…oops…

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2007

15

Feb

I am – Victoria Beckham's See Thru Shirt of the Day

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I couldn’t find anything decent to post tonight because I don’t have all the amazing sources other bloggers have and I have no idea what pictures are new or old. I have a problem keeping up. I came across these Beckham pics and the skirt looked familiar, not cuz I am gay, but cuz I remember random things like bitches in quilts or whatever the fuck she’s wearing and it turns out that I was right…I went through my archives and found THIS . I am an investigative reporter and this post is the proof…

Valentines day was a bust, I ditched my wife because she was giving me a headache, ended up wandering the streets smoking my cigar that broke in half in my pocket, and some random hippie looking motherfucker invited me into watch his play. I don’t do plays but this shit was about lesbians and I had nothing better to do. Once in there, I realized that it wasn’t about lesbians but about a girl in a thong and a dude dressed like a chick. Judging by the Audience – lesbians thought they were in for the same kind of lesbianism I did. It was all romantic and shit with fat chicks holding hands and snuggling and shit and all I could think about is what a lesbian says to another lesbian in the bedroom…do they say shit like “FUCK ME HARDER” or “STICK IT IN MY ASS” or is that just a dude on chick thing. I guess I’ll never know…..

Now look at Beckham’s tits…..There is no way these aren’t old…and they are probably in my archives…oops…

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2007

15

Feb

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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I started up the stepLINKS on the side of the site. It was supposed to be like a CollegeHumor link dump, but it looks like it’s advertising. I figured that that meant no one would click the links, and what the fuck is the post of posting links if none of you assholes click them. The goal is that eventually that shit will be the stepLINKS but until i see you clicking, I am going to keep up the regular stepLINKS. I am pretty tired, I think I am running off 7 hours of sleep for 2 days. That’s why the site is sucking dick, nothing you aren’t used to, especially on Valentines Day….

That’s just the kind of guy I am…and here are those links for today…

Webcam Girls For Valentines Day Reminding You That You Are All Alone
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Coco’s Big Tits Pic of the Day
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Latinas Gone Loca Videos
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Lohan Goes Back to Work
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Joss Stone is Turning Into A Slut…I’m Not Complaining cuz I love Sluts
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Today’s Myspace Slut
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Alex Krivtsov Does Erotic Photography
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Some Hot Italian Chick Modeling
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True Life – Prom in the Hood
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Some 15 Year Old Loser’s Video Blog – He’ll Get a Movie Deal…Cuz Hollywood Sucks
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Jamie Westenhiser is a Model and She Looks Good in a Bra
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Slip and Slide Picture of the Day
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Better Quality Version of the Fergie See Through Dress
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Christina Aguilera Sucks Dick for Music
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Some Girl Named Sherry Showing Her Fake Tits
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Public Flasher Showing Her Tits Video
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Lightspped Girls Together on a Bed
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Christina Ricci in Another Magazine Spread
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Ana Beatriz Barros Does SI Swimsuit Issue
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Christina Aguilera’s Candy Man Cover that I Don’t Understand
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Anna Nicole’s Last Picture with her Baby – Sad
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Crazy Russian Intersection
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Some Slut Named Alina Vacariu I’ve Never Heard of in a Thong
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Penthouse Pet Kimberley Rogers
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Heather Mills Kicks a Photograher With Her Strong Leg
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Is this Gallery For Real?
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Erica Chevillar is a History Teacher Who Gets Nakes for Playboy With Her Big Ol’ Titties…
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Sex on a Surfboard
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Some Dog Jerking Off and Eating It’s Load
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Marisa Miller in a Swimsuit
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Anna Nicole Was Taking Methodone When Pregnant and This is the Story of Her Doctor…
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This is how DJ AM Makes His Millions…
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Celebrity Puke Game…
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Shitty Pictures That Want to Be Captioned
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Randi Ingerman is A Model and She Gets Naked
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Eva Herzigova Posting in Panties While Pregnant…
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Hot Webcam Ass
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Naked Slip and Slide Picture
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Some Big Breasted Girl’s Cam Show
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A Pre-Porn Interview
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Some Heather Graham Pictures I’ve Never Seen and Don’t Really Care That I have Seen
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Beyonce’s Bangin’ Bod in Bitchin’ Bikini —
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Lookin’ Amazing Sweetheart
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A Valentine’s Day Message You Can All Relate To – Except for the 20 Dollars Part
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Cheaper than hiring a Hooker and Still Gets You Laid
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