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2007

02

Feb

I am – Denise Richards Bikini Pics of the Day

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Denise Richards losing her tits is like Aretha Franklin losing her voice. Her career was solely based on those fuckers and I remember them being full and plentiful. Tits that you could feed ethopia with, and even if she wasn’t in the mood to feed the ethiopians, they could still jerk off to her. I don’t know if their mal-nourished bodies would have the ability to cum, I used to have enough trouble busting when I was on a meth binge and hadn’t eaten in 2 days, when these fuckers haven’t eating anything but sand in months….I guess maybe they’d have an old man orgasm where nothing more than a little dust cloud fills the air around their crotch. I would suggest that she stay away from that dust cuz I heard 80 percent of African seed is infected, even in it’s Ethopian dust form.

I don’t really know what I am talking about, but I do know that Richards’ has over-compensated to get her old body back after the pregnancies because her career relied on it, and now she’s lookin more and more like a dude than the bitch you all probably still jerk off too…Wild Things over and over, I went through this yesterday….Fuck you.

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2007

01

Feb

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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I have been getting some fan emails lately, which is really weird for me because I have been doing this for the last 2 years and only got hate mail. It shattered my non-existant self esteem and made me feel more worthless than I am, and now all of a sudden, I am getting girls asking me to send them pictures of me cuz they think I am funny and want to see what I look like. They all say “I am shallow like that”.

I don’t know what it’s so hard to believe that I am ratty, I don’t wash, I am obese, and I wear soiled jogging pants. I don’t always brush my teeth, I rarely get off the couch and I am an expert sitter. I don’t have pictures on the internet, I don’t want to have pictures posted on the internet. One day, some asshole who knows me will probably post pictures of me on the internet, and that asshole will be hunted down and shot, so until you start sending me nude pics of you, cuz I am shallow too, don’t ask me for pics of me.

On that note, I found a new way to start an IM conversation….

drunkNstepfather
I just came all over myself for you

Christelle
what?

drunkNstepfather
Oops…wrong window…
Pretend you didn’t get that…

Christelle
Too late.

Here are today’s links…I was told I post too many, so I may be cutting it down to 10 a day. We’ll see. It all depends on you.

DJ Niki Belucci in FHM Naked
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Kate Moss Shoots Heroin in Agent Provocateur Lingerie
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I lied about the kate moss link but this is – Porn Video From The Past
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Cruise Shit Jewish Girl
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Kylie Minogue’s Boyfriend is Cheating on Her Cuz She Had Breast Cancer…
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Britney Spears Reminds Me of the Cashier at the Dollar Store Near my House…
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Scarlett Johansson Behind the Scenes Scenes of the Fat Cinderella Shoot
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DJ AM – Gayer Than Bicycle Shorts Kisses a Tranny – Cuz This Bitch is Too Thick To Have a Vagina
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John Mayer and Jessica Simpson’s Love Bus
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How about another Donut Skinny…
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Candles of the Day
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Amy Winehouse Video – Fuck Me Pumps….
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Girls Flashing Compilation Video, Cuz Flashing Is What Girls Do If They Are Cool
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Haley Wilde is a New Teen Model You Probably Want to Fuck.
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Get Laid In Your Home Town By Horny Sluts I Doubt Are Real
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Carmen Electra Sex Tape…
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Bubble Bath Hot Tub Prank
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Hot tits baby
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Topless Female Boxing
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Here’s a Sharking Video, That’s When You Pull Down a Girls Panties On the Street
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Stripper Training Video
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Borat’s Fiance’s Thong Pictures
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Cocksucker Art from a Reader
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Zini’s stepLINK Submission of the Day – AMAZING
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Some Solid Eastern European Nudity, Because These Communists Can’t Afford Pants…
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Hipster Slut of the Day
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Lucy Clarkson is in Lingerie and Heels…an Outfit that Only Gets Boring When You’re Wife’s Rockin’ It…
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Some Sexy Blonde Shows Her Tits in Public For Money, Cuz She’s a Whore.
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Some Sunbathing Blond Starts Undressing…
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Big Breasted Japanese Chick Named Yoko Matsugane
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Tara Reid Takes Her Tits To Croatia and Fucks the Bartender Video….
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Vagina Picture of the Day – Hot Rash
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Josie Maran Bikini Pics, One of You Hacked My Gmail When I Called Her a Whore.Last March and I never got it back…
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A couple of days ago Regis and Kelly Did a Show on Tea Bagging…
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Ugly Topless Chick Agrees to Do a Gangbang
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Lohan is Text Messaging Brody Jenner for Sex and Burgers
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Apathetic Porn – It’s Pretty Funny even though it’s OLD but it’s new to me….
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Live Bloggin’ Fat Tyra
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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If you want to have sex and you have trouble landing girls, this smell will help acording to science and science is never wrong…
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Adriana Sklenarikova Karembeu In Her Wonder Bra
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Get a Valentine’s Day Gift that Will Get You Dumped
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2007

01

Feb

I am – Meth Addict Before and After of the Day

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Someone sent this picture into me and Perez Hilton was CCed on the email. So I decided to post it, even though I have no idea who this girl is. It said “Meth Does A Body Good” which is true for a fat chick like this. I think she looks a lot better now, she got rid of her gunt, so whatever she took, she did good.

PS Her name is Amy Winehouse – This is what Zini had to say about her:

I’m watching a documentary about a festival on tv. There’s a filthy looking hippy with dreadlocks. He’s explaining to the film-maker that he is making tea inside the dance tent. He says, “I don’t see why I should be deprived of my favourite beverage… you know… just because… I’m like… in a club.”

Jesus,

what? you don’t know who Winehouse is? She got the bomb track with Ghostface innit. Yeah yeah she was pissed up rotten on Jools Holland man it was sensational. She’s fresh. And she’s a sexy jew.

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2007

01

Feb

I am – Sienna Miller’s Sex Video of the Day

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I posted the Sienna Miller Sex Scenes from Factory Girl a long time ago. The Weinstein Company emailed me threatening a lawsuit if I didn’t take them down. I don’t have any money to fight the Weinstein company and even if I did no one would pay attention to the site because I was getting sued by them, so I took them down. I am testing my luck with Paris Hilton exposed shit, but at least that will get me some TV time.

Anyway, there’s all this buzz that the sex scene was real and who really gives a fuck. Sex scenes in movies have been real for the last 40 years. I remember reading Jack Nicholson’s sex scenes were always real. But since all you care I am posting the raipdshare link to this video HERE (again) (3 weeks later)

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2007

01

Feb

I am – Sienna Miller's Sex Video of the Day

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I posted the Sienna Miller Sex Scenes from Factory Girl a long time ago. The Weinstein Company emailed me threatening a lawsuit if I didn’t take them down. I don’t have any money to fight the Weinstein company and even if I did no one would pay attention to the site because I was getting sued by them, so I took them down. I am testing my luck with Paris Hilton exposed shit, but at least that will get me some TV time.

Anyway, there’s all this buzz that the sex scene was real and who really gives a fuck. Sex scenes in movies have been real for the last 40 years. I remember reading Jack Nicholson’s sex scenes were always real. But since all you care I am posting the raipdshare link to this video HERE (again) (3 weeks later)

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2007

01

Feb

I am – Bijou Phillips Ass of the Day

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We all know this bitch from a few years ago, when she was all over the fucking press for being Paris’ sidekick and being a hipster model. She’s another kid of a rockstar, if Wilson Philips is considered rock and roll and she used to and do mass amounts of drugs off Carnie Wilson’s Fat Ass while sucking on Sean Lennon’s little asian cock.

That’s not the point, the point is that I always thought she got AIDS from intravenous drug use on the set of BULLY, but after seeing this pictures from Paris Exposed, I can only assume it was from being a little loose in the hips if you know what I mean, if you don’t know what I mean, you’re an idiot, cuz I was just trying to find a nice way to say her cunt was open from business, and that it didn’t care who came in for a visit.

The funniest thing about celebrities is that hey don’t use condoms, because condoms are for common folks. I wouldn’t be surprised if some of your favorite stars were Magic Johnsonning on their AIDS tests. Read this Joe Francis Howard Stern Recap via IDLYITW.

Joe Francis called in to Howard this morning to “discuss” his and Paris’s pending lawsuit against Parisexposed.com. While he claims he and Paris are not behind the leak, he mentioned the website name numerous times, and Robin and Howard didn’t buy it for a minute. Joe sounded extremely drugged up, or hungover, or still drunk?? But then again it was around 8 a.m. Howard time, 5 a.m. Hollywood time…Howard got him to admit that Paris was the best blowjob he’d ever received. When asked who gave the better bj, Paris or Lindsey, Joe responded, “Paris,” even though a few statements earlier he claimed, “Lindsey and I are just friends.” When asked who was the worst in bed of all the famous chicks he’s slept with (insinuated in this interview: Paris, Lindsey, Kimbo Stewart, Tara Reid) he said Tara was the worst, and when Howard asked why, he went silent again. When asked to explain why he claimed Tara was so bad, he wouldn’t come out and say it, but merely mumbled, “…well I only used protection with her, so maybe that made it less pleasurable…” Howard then began asking more leading questions like, “So she just laid there?” or “Was it because she had a big smelly loose vagina?” Joe responded, “More or less, yeah.” To conclude such highbrow topics, Joe stated, “Well I don’t plan on having sex with Paris again, especially after seeing the medical documents on the site.”

Either way, she is dating Hyde from That 70’s Show, probably because she gave him the germ and it’s hard finding another AIDs lover. I don’t know if she actually has Aids, that’s just the story I heard.

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2007

01

Feb

I am – Nicole Richie Rumor of the Day

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DJ AM made Nicole Richie lose all that weight because it made his little dick looked bigger against her non-existent ass. At least that’s the story I heard. I also heard that Nicole Richie’s uterus fell out of her one night when they were having sex and DJ AM was so proud because he didn’t think he could reach that deep, but it turned out it was because she had no more muscle tone to keep it in. I guess what it comes down to is that she starved herself and the only thing she ate was cocaine (see paris exposed posts) all under DJ AM’s supervision. I always thought she did it cuz he liked little boys, but what do I know….

Here are some useless pics of Nicole Richie an it looks like she’s been eating a few too many ice cream cones….Fatty.

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2007

01

Feb

I am – Christina Aguilera Down Shit Pic of the Day

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Justin Timberlake’s concert was here last night. I didn’t go and either did my stepdaughters, no thanks to you. The rumor on the street was that he was out partying for his birthday after the show. I have to admit that I was tempted to go out there and get pics of him a Britney making out in the club or pics of whoever the slut he flew in for a little private cake eating, but I don’t have any hook-ups and wouldn’t know where to look. I also don’t have a digital camera or an ability to get accepted into the clubs he’d be at, only because I like wearing my soiled jogging pants and that’s not up to code.

What is up to code are these Aguilera pics that were probably taken a long time ago. You can see her nipples and that’s all I really need to make me happy. I am pretty easy to please, I am just not very good at pleasing you.

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2007

01

Feb

I am – Denise Richards Bikini Pics of the Day

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There’s something funny about seeing a girl you used to bang yourself to everynight before going to sleep, you know playing that threesome scene from the one movie she was in over and over again but only finding yourself really getting into your jerk off session when Kevin Bacon showed you his dick. It’s your gym locker room fantasy, behind closed doors no one is judging you, so wondering if you’re a queer is a waste of your time, you obviously are one.

Reality is she looks hot from the front. She’s had 2 kids and Charlie Sheen’s STDs and she’s still rockin a tight body and she’s probably 40. The problem with double kids besides the obvious vaginal wound is that her ass will never get the bounce that it once had back. Lookin at it reminds me of the time I slept with a senior citizen. That may sound gross but it was probably the best 2 years of my life, non stop baked goods, blowjobs and visits with the grandkids….

Either way, here are those pics.

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2007

01

Feb

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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In running a blog with 15 readers, I end up having a major influence on the world. One of those influences is my “Gayer Than Bicycle Shorts” Expression that has made it’s way onto Wikipedia


DJ AM Publicly Denies that He Is Gayer Than Bicycle Shorts on Wikipedia under “appearances”
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And motivated readers to write things like this to me:

Hi Drunken Stepfather,

first of all im a big reader of yours … loved your site since day one ….

Secondly for the record … im not a poofter …. however .. im in some trouble …. i ride my bike alot … i also am starting to ride with other ppl … 80% of these ppl wear bicycle shorts …. ive been advised to get some … but i cant bring myself to do so …

would perhaps buying some of those 3/4 longs called skins and wearing them under some shorts .. would this still be classed as gay ? or is this semi okay – pardon the pun

Avid Reader

I am not a bicycle shorts expert, but I think it’s safe to say that anything spandex is gay…Here are my links…


Alicia Keys Has A Hairy Chest…Nothing You’re Not Used To…HOMO
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Very Classy Hair Dirtbag
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A Little Compilation Clip From The Paris Exposed Site…
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Sienna Miller’s Sex Scene in Factory Girl is Real
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Ines Cudna is Working Out Topless
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A Little Erotic Dance Video To Get You Through The Night
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Some Underwater Naked Swimming Video
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Tyra addresses the unflattering bathing suit photos recently in the Same Fat Bathing Suit
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Katie Price Big Titties
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I used to be a bucket drummer, but wasn’t making money doing that either…I was better than this show off.
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This dude’s paintings are of panty covered asses, the kind of art I like..
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Bill Gates on the Daily Show
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Arnold Schwartznegger Lettin Loose in Rio in the Late 70’s Early 80’s Video
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Sienna Miller Swears on the Today Show Cuz She’s a Bad Girl and I love Bad Girls
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See-Through Weather Girl Video
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Anna Kournikova From Russia To Cuba / Miami
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Angelina Jolie Is Being Ripped Off By Jen’s Plastic Surgeon
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Lilly Allen Video – I hate that all the bloggers are eating this bitch up, even though there’s enough of her fat ass to go around…
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Kelly Hu See Through
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User Generated Content Commercial That Made me Laugh and I hate stupid commercials…
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Rage Against the Machine Video for All You Assholes Who Beat Your Wives.
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A Jew, Some Background Music and White Chicks and Gang Signs
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Big Brother Shower Sex Video of the Day
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This is the Most Popular Video in Mexico, Proving that We’re Not Very Funny, We’re Just Mean
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Have I posted this Lookin’ Good Sweetheart Yet?
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Acid Barbie Shows Her Bikini Body
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Teenage Pregnancy Picture of the Day
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Michael Alig Interview
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Girl in Her Underwear
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Collien Fernandes Cures The Flu? Whatever the fuck that means….
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Ivanka Trump Takes Her Tits To The Tonight Show
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A Group of Asian Girls Teasing You
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Some Chick I’ve Never Heard of Named Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace -Who Is Probably Famous in Europe Panty Upskirt
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Kristina Loken Gallery – I don’t know who she is
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Eye of the Tiger Video That Annoys me
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Joan Rivers and The Club Kids Videos
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Nice Shoes…
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Flickr Surprise of the Day
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Hot Bitch Singing….
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Pay To Get Sex Without Hiring a Hooker, It’s a solid investment for your penis….
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