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2006

16

Nov

I am – Drug Addicted Street Kid Dancing of the Day

I went on a walk last night because that’s how I decompress after a long day doing nothing and saw some dudes in cheap suits beat boxing outside some mid-range restaurant that people in cheap suits go to after work. When I crossed the street to see why the hell these suits had a dancing monkey flipping all over the place. It turned out that it was some drug addicted street kid who I had seen around and his dance was his way of making money for more drugs. The last time I saw this dude he told me that people were after him and if I filmed him, he’d find me. He had been in martial arts for years, I assume before he ran away from home and found crack and he used his skills to earn his keep, because let’s face it – 10 year old martial artists don’t make money and being addicted to drugs is more fun. The suits got him to do the dance again, because they were so impressed and I grabbed this footage. I asked him for a picture when he was done and he showed us his bleeding scar that went from nipple to belly button. It’s from the surgery he got after being stabbed a few months ago…..I am proud to say that when I lived on the street, youtube didn’t exist and there’s no video of me doing the monkey tricks I did for booze floating around, because I like to think I’ve cleaned up nicely and I’d hate for that video to haunt me and stand in the way of my future. I guess it’s too bad that I don’t have that same kind of consideration for others but I’m totally okay with posting this video because if dudes high, getting stabbed and drinking out of puddles, I doubt he’ll be running for president, if you know what I mean.

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2006

15

Nov

I am – Abi Titmuss Nipple Hard On of the Day

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I signed up to an online casino affiliate deal because some dude told me that it makes him thousands of dollars. This is the response I got:

We regret to inform you that we are unable to accept your offer for affiliation with our site. It is our policy to not partner with sites featuring adult content or
sites who affiliate themselves with such content. Thanks again for your interest.

I get criticized for constantly making reference to sex. I get told that all my jokes about vagina or my links to pictures of vagina are really repetitive and simple minded. I get called a porn site before I am called a comedy site. I realize that I do like exposing girls who post nude pics of themselves on the internet without realizing that people like me are looking at them. I realize that I swear a lot and talk about sex, probably because I have barely had an erection in 4 years and I have a little backlog of hormones that I’d love to release all over my belly. I realize that another youtube video of teen girls jumping on their beds while dancing to the Pussycat Dolls may get me locked up. Without sounding paranoid, I am sure that the FBI is watching this shit just waiting til I fuck up and post another pic of an underage girl accidentally. I guess that brings my readership down from 14 people to 12 cuz I assume that there are at least two guys parked in a van outside my house waiting to break down he door and drag me out by my moustache….because keeping my kind of porn peddling perverts off the internet is their priority.

What they don’t realize is that I link to pics hosted Flickr, owned by Yahoo and multi-million dollar company, or Youtube, owned by Google another multi-million dollar company. Or Myspace, owned by Fox another multi-million dollar comapny….but I make 250 dollars off the site on a good month barely covering my expenses in running the site and that makes me the porn peddler…the pervert…the criminal. The comedy in all this is that all these major websites are pornographers and kiddie porn peddlers…and the criminals and they are making a lot of people rich doing it…..

All this is to say that that FBI Van parked outside my home is probably a lot more livable than my apartment and they probably have a stronger internet connection than me. I have been trying to load a page for 3 hours and can’t get shit…..

I guess even more comedy in all this is that the full-time guy in the FBI sitting in the Van outside my house is making more money than me and is supporting his wife and kids back at home because of the site and I can barely afford a case of beer at the end of the month….

So there’s the proof, this shit isn’t porn…it’s comedy, just not very funny comedy….Here are some pics of Abi Titmuss whoring out at the UK Music Hall of Fame yesterday because “she” did an Interview for this site and caused mad controversy last week and controversy is also funny….


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2006

15

Nov

I am – Interacial Couple of the day

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These pictures are from the Playstation 3 launch party. I don’t know when it went down because I am not good at this celebrity blogging shit but I was talking to my lawyer and he was telling me that he had to buy his grandson one this weekend so I assume the pics are new enough. I didn’t post earlier today because I, unlike my lawyer, have no budget for electronics and my computer was just diagnosed with HIV. I went to see Borat for a second time with some girl I met at the ice cream shop down the street. I guess I didn’t really see it with her, it was more like I followed her in, but that’s not the point. The point is that Paris and Nicole are friends and it’s heart warming to see how they both have become washed up together I am sure there was a time when they were both fresh faced and ready to take on the world like the girl I followed into Borat, but now they just look HIV ridden like my computer that prevented me from posting. This may not be funny to read, but I am really impressed with how I tied in HIV, School Girls, Borat and these two cunts. I am officially a talent according to me. Worst post ever. Cuddles.


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2006

15

Nov

Cindy Margolis Does Playboy of the Day

Cindy Margolis, the biggest cocktease on the internet finally got naked for Playboy….all sluts get naked for the public eventually, some just take longer than others….

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2006

15

Nov

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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I didn’t do my stepLINKS yesterday, because I was drunk. I did them today and after going through them one last time it seems like I was drunk when choosing them. I woke up this morning and watched The View. Rosie was playing the bongo drums and dancing around, I guess it’s a lesbian thing. Speaking of lesbians – start sending your links to me – I don’t mind posting them and it makes my life easier…and easier is better, just ask Lohan…I have nothing important to say, writing this site takes up 95% of my brain capacity in everyday life, I always tell myself “remember that for later” and I always forget whatever it is that I was thinking of. Today is one of those days…..but some guy emailed me telling me that he has the Britney Spears Sex Tape. So expect that to hit the net soon but until then – here are my links.


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This video is called Booty Everywhere
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SkyDivingGirl has Some Interesting Pics…
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Have I Posted These LastNightParty Pics?
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Looking Good Sweetheart
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Funny Photoshoot in the Park
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Girls Always Forget to Send Me Pics of Their Tits Like This
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Some Photobucket Girl Shows Off Her Box….
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A Compilation of Pictures Found in FLICKR Groups…I am Sure 95% are Random Webfinds and not pics taken by flickr members.. But I’ll Post it Anyway….
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A Video they Call “Close Call”
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Vida Guera’s See Through Shirt
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Kate Moss Upskirt No Panties
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Gossip Site of the Day
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Abi Titmuss Interviews Keeley Hazel
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Page 3 Celebrates Casino Royale
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Katie Holmes Bought 3000 dollars of Lingerie for the Wedding Night
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Some Girl in a Towel Gives a Quick Panty Flash
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Nicole Richie is Fat Now. I Guess She Can’t Hide Her Latino Self Forever….
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Some Girl Flashing. It’s Staged But She Showing TIt So It’s Worth Checking Out…
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Funny T-Shirts Get You Laid….
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Some Girl Dancing Around in a Changing Room – Not Exciting But I am too Lazy to not post it….
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You Need Absinthe To Have a Good Time. It’s Better than Yay…
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Girls Dancing Around The Bathroom…..Showing Some Upskirt
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This is a clip of Brittany Daniel from “Little Man”. She is so hot in this movie.
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This is the Weirdest Amateur Girl Photoshoot I Have Ever Seen
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Lingerie Wearing Kate Moss in Dream 2 from Agent Provocateur’s Dreams of Miss X Promo
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Nice Writing On Yourself and Shoving a Baster Up Your Ass – Cockwhore (NSFW)
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Nice Armpits Second Blowjob Girl (NSFW)
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For the Fags – Here’s Out Magazine’s Top 100
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Britney Spears Cleavage Pics
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Booble Fansign Girls…
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2006

14

Nov

I am – Ex Wives Group on Flickr Pics of the Day

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Brought to You By Pherlure – It Will Get You Laid…

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2006

14

Nov

I am – Another Photobucket Girl’s Vagina of the Day

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Visit Her Photobucket Here

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2006

14

Nov

I am – Another Photobucket Girl's Vagina of the Day

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Visit Her Photobucket Here

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2006

14

Nov

I am – Photobucket Girls Vagina of the Day

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Visit Her Photobucket Here

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2006

14

Nov

I am – Kristen Cavallari’s Facebook Pics of the Day

I am not an investigative reporter, I am too lazy for that shit. I did create a facebook profile a couple weeks ago and I have added ever bat mitzvahed girl between the ages of 18 and 22 from Montreal and in doing that have found Kristen Cavallari’s facebook profile, so I did what any lazy mexican would and saved all her pics to my computer to post here for you. You’re welcome. My last post was too long so I am not going to write any comedy here, let’s just pretend Kristen Cavallari is comedy in and of herself….which isn’t that much of a stretch…..

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