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2006

25

Jul

I am – Lohan’s Ass in a Bikini of the Day

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In the movie cocktail, my new reference point for life, all the girls are rockin’ one-piece bathing suits, except for Tom Cruise’s buddy’s wife, who rocks the white thong bikini. That slut. It makes me remember a time before the bikini wax, where bitches had pubes growing halfway down their thighs. Lohan doesn’t seem to have that problem but she is nicely bruised up. I was buying a squash the other day at the grocery story and saw some dirtbag show up in a pair of bootyshorts and a halter top. Her body was slammin, her face was mangled and abused and her legs were nice and bruised. She smelled like stale cigarettes and booze and it was pretty obvious that she was a stripper, Lohan may not be a stripper, but she definitely looks like one.

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2006

25

Jul

I am – Lohan's Ass in a Bikini of the Day

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In the movie cocktail, my new reference point for life, all the girls are rockin’ one-piece bathing suits, except for Tom Cruise’s buddy’s wife, who rocks the white thong bikini. That slut. It makes me remember a time before the bikini wax, where bitches had pubes growing halfway down their thighs. Lohan doesn’t seem to have that problem but she is nicely bruised up. I was buying a squash the other day at the grocery story and saw some dirtbag show up in a pair of bootyshorts and a halter top. Her body was slammin, her face was mangled and abused and her legs were nice and bruised. She smelled like stale cigarettes and booze and it was pretty obvious that she was a stripper, Lohan may not be a stripper, but she definitely looks like one.

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2006

25

Jul

I am – Jack’s 15 Year Old Daughter of the Day

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I am watching the movie Cocktail, I rented it to cheer me up and it’s done the opposite. I remember watching it while drunk in the 80s thinking how fucking cool being a resort bartender would be, all the horny tourist bitches, the booze, the money, the beach and the goodtimes, but being Mexican meant I would only get work cleaning toilets and doing lawn maintenance. This movie is all about Tom Cruise knocking up some rich girl on the beach and falling in love with her and shit. I didn’t realize it was this dramatic. My favorite part is when his friend kills himself, the only problem is that he doesn’t bring the rest of the cast down with him. I was told that Jack’s daughter is the blond one. She is hot for a 15 year old. I think she’s the kind of girl you would want to get in tight with right now, she is a longterm investment, because she’s pretty much has some pretty good things comin her way.

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2006

25

Jul

I am – Jack's 15 Year Old Daughter of the Day

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I am watching the movie Cocktail, I rented it to cheer me up and it’s done the opposite. I remember watching it while drunk in the 80s thinking how fucking cool being a resort bartender would be, all the horny tourist bitches, the booze, the money, the beach and the goodtimes, but being Mexican meant I would only get work cleaning toilets and doing lawn maintenance. This movie is all about Tom Cruise knocking up some rich girl on the beach and falling in love with her and shit. I didn’t realize it was this dramatic. My favorite part is when his friend kills himself, the only problem is that he doesn’t bring the rest of the cast down with him. I was told that Jack’s daughter is the blond one. She is hot for a 15 year old. I think she’s the kind of girl you would want to get in tight with right now, she is a longterm investment, because she’s pretty much has some pretty good things comin her way.

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2006

25

Jul

I am – Chloe Sevigny is a Hipster Aids Slut of the Day

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I told a friend of mine yesterday that the first sign of HIV infection is when you get a cold/flu after banging someone raw dog. My friend was feeling like shit and I am an asshole who likes freaking people out. It worked and he starts flipping the fuck out and I keep up the AIDS jokes saying shit like in 10 years everyone will have AIDs and those people will all idolize you for being in the game since ’06. I kept going and needless to say he is no longer my friend.

I would say a big reason everyone who is 25 and under fears AIDS is because of KIDS where this slag Chloe Sevigny already infected, lets Casper slam her raw dog. I know she was drugged, but point is that she shouldn’t have been wearing a skirt. By the looks of her, it seems like she really did get hivies on the set. It’s been 10 or 11 years and she is still with the same boyfriend, which is what happens when you have HIV, it’s kinda hard to venture out and find new cunt. Here are pics of her doing some moderate exercise, it is probably good for her immune system.


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2006

25

Jul

I am – Jello Wrestling Pics of the Day


These pictures appeared in my inbox today and considering I get about 1 or less emails a day, I decided to open it. They are from some budget pimp and ho party and they had Jello wrestling, something really fucking representative of what pimps and hoes do. It would be a lot more appropriate if they had a meth smokin’ contest or maybe a 5 dollar blowjob hour or maybe a “give the white man HIV” or whatever else it is that whores do. The last time I saw a crackwhore was about 2 months ago and bitch was convulsing on the corner of the street. There was a crowd around her, the ambulances hadn’t quite made it yet, and bitch’s grey scabby cunt was exposed. It was a pretty traumatizing experience because all i wanted to do was get down there with her and fuck her with my mouth.

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2006

25

Jul

I am – Kimmy Stewart’s Leather Skirt of the Day

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She is a nobody, but she is more important than I am in Hollywood. The reason she is more important than me may be because of her father, her trust fund, the people she hangs with, the people she slams, the fact that she is more talented and no matter what the reason is, she is important enough to have the paparazzi chase her and important enough for people like me to post about her. That really isn’t saying all that much, she is ugly but I always say that I have low standards. I was just at the doctor again today and they told me they need to do a biopsy on a lump they found. I may have cancer, so what better way to let my reader (you) know than by posting some pictures of a useless slag, one I consider a canerous lump on whatever city she is in.

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2006

25

Jul

I am – Kimmy Stewart's Leather Skirt of the Day

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She is a nobody, but she is more important than I am in Hollywood. The reason she is more important than me may be because of her father, her trust fund, the people she hangs with, the people she slams, the fact that she is more talented and no matter what the reason is, she is important enough to have the paparazzi chase her and important enough for people like me to post about her. That really isn’t saying all that much, she is ugly but I always say that I have low standards. I was just at the doctor again today and they told me they need to do a biopsy on a lump they found. I may have cancer, so what better way to let my reader (you) know than by posting some pictures of a useless slag, one I consider a canerous lump on whatever city she is in.

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2006

25

Jul

I am – Down….

The server is down…this is a prime example of the man trying to bring me down. It’s a pretty good strategy because in this downtime I realized that this site is pretty much all I’ve got…..I should be back up soon… So come back for sexy updates later.

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2006

25

Jul

I am – StepLINKS of the Day

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I guess the highlight of the weekend was my trip to the hospital. Not because I think hospitals are fun, because I am always convinced the doctor is going to tell me that I have cancer or that I am dying of liver disease or some shit, but because hospitals attract the weirdest people ever. After walking myself to the Emergency Room, I got stuck in triage with some 400 pound crackhead who was braggin to a buddy about how he needed anti-viral meds and that he tried killing himself. I am guessing it was HIV so I tried to stay on the other side of the room. These links aren’t HIV so click them. Cuddles.

New York Dolls on the Henry Rollins Show, Fuck You.GO

Masuimi Max Picture Gallery Post GO

This Dude Reads The Site and Wanted Me to Promote Him GO

Art Brut is some Band, This is their mp3 GO

Howard Stern Gets a Bitch on All Fours Naked GO

Erotic Art You Can Masturbate To GO

UltraSlut is a Link Dump With Lots of Sexy Shit GO

Designer Labia Reduction Surgery Testimonials GO

Labia Reduction Surgery Before and After Pictures GO

Vote for the next Booble Girl Go

I love medical equipment, it’s so sexy GO

Liz Hurley Does Jordache GO

Prank Calls Make Me Laugh, So Fuck With Someone You Hate GO

More Jessica Simpson Bikini For You GO

Bai Ling Loves The Mic GO

Tania Do Nascimento’s Friend Exposes Her Tit GO

Topless Aerobics is Always Sexy GO

Hipsters By The Pool In Very Little Clothing GO

Hilary Duff Gallery For You to Vomit On GO

Storm from Rockstar Supernova has Slutty Nude Pics HO

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