There is this bitch named Sophia the Filipino from Singapore who lives in Australia and posts comments on this site under the name “SLUT”. She started reading the site a while ago and she was madly in love with DrunkenStepSteve. She would write him emails and tell him creepy shit about how she wanted him so bad, always in broken english. After Steve left the stepOFFICE for greener opportunities, because let’s face it, Stepfather isn’t a career,it’s not even a business, if anything it’s a little piece of shit that is left smudged on your toilet after a big mexican dump, anyway after Steve left I decided to get my intern to talk to Sophia, because I love talking to immigrants, even if they aren’t immigrants in my backyard. It turns out that she’s a virgin and unstable, this is the message she sent the us today.

Sophia _______________ *
i hate you
because
you
dont wonna
come here
and
be with me
i got to know
this canadian dude
and apparently
he wants me
and hes coming here
to find me
so
you can go
piss off
for all i care
bye

I just wanted to say goodbye to her from Stepfather and post a picture of her in memory of the 5-10 conversations she had with us. Good luck with your Canadian man, I hope he deflowers you gently and that you don’t shred him up with those braces. Cuddles.

And now some Mischa Barton…..

Bonus – In a Dress

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Jennifer Love Hewitt reminds me of a 3 year old pair of underwear, when in those 3 years you only had that one pair. If you wash it in bleach it still retains its original vibrant white color, but the second you put that shit under a black light, like they do in CSI Miami, you know motherfucker’s got more STDs than you have. Point of the story is that JLH is a dirtbag, who maintains this white bread, good girl, communicate with the dead, angel of god image, while it’s very obvious that she takes it up the ass, by multiple men, all at the same time. Cuddles

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Jennifer Love Hewitt reminds me of a 3 year old pair of underwear, when in those 3 years you only had that one pair. If you wash it in bleach it still retains its original vibrant white color, but the second you put that shit under a black light, like they do in CSI Miami, you know motherfucker’s got more STDs than you have. Point of the story is that JLH is a dirtbag, who maintains this white bread, good girl, communicate with the dead, angel of god image, while it’s very obvious that she takes it up the ass, by multiple men, all at the same time. Cuddles

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Jenna Jameson is an insipiration to all girls growing up. She lets them know that they too can be rich, successful and famous just by using one thing and that thing is her CUNT. I have no problem with someone making a living using what they have, that’s pretty much all we can do. If you are really smart with numbers, you should be an accountant. If you are really good at arguing, you should be a lawyer. You do what your talents/passion lets you do. Being a Molested piece of trash stripper shouldn’t stop anyone from taking it to the next level, or what one cup size bigger. Bitch is rollin’ in it and all she did was pretty much put everything on the table. She shared her most intimate parts with us and you have probably jerked off to them. Here are some pics to keep that trend up.

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This is my profile on Walmart’s social networking site for tweens.

They are using it to get info on the people who shop at their store. They make you answer questions like “what vintage shirt best describes you”. It’s a scam but a great place to find future underage kids to kidnap and sexually assault. Remember, it’s not your fault they set up a meeting time at the local mall, it’s their fault for believing that you’re actually 14 too.

Visit them Here

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I never watched wrestling. I was always too classy for that and by classy I mean passed out in a ditch somewhere when wrestling was on. I guess that’s what happens when you are me. I could list the other things that happen to you when you are me, but I would hate to put myself out there like that. I am shy, even on the Internet. I found out about this Kiebler bitch when she was doing that Dancing with the Has-Beens and loved her legs. These are some old pictures of her. Enjoy.

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I never watched wrestling. I was always too classy for that and by classy I mean passed out in a ditch somewhere when wrestling was on. I guess that’s what happens when you are me. I could list the other things that happen to you when you are me, but I would hate to put myself out there like that. I am shy, even on the Internet. I found out about this Kiebler bitch when she was doing that Dancing with the Has-Beens and loved her legs. These are some old pictures of her. Enjoy.

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This is my first stepLINKS since the old computer was molested, admit you’re excited. Click the links, they are good and if I missed anything, just send them my way, via email, because I’d rather you don’t come knockin’ at my door, I am trying to be a recluse. Now go fuck yourself.

Paris Hilton Sex Doll Hitting the Sex Toy Scene GO

I hate poetry, but not when poets talk killing themselves GO

The Big Lebowski, The Fuck Version GO

Asia Argento is Named After a Kind of Food and is Topless GO

Ben From Growing Pains is all Growed Up and Rockin’ Out in China GO

Sam Kinison’s Wild Thing Remix with Famous People GO

Jessica Canseco Interview GO

This Blog Documents Sex Workers and Has Pictures GO

Sandy is Young, Wet and Nude GO

They’re name is Panic Channel and unfortunately Dave Navarro is still in the band, without Carmen’s Tits. Watch The Video GO

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Victoria Silvstedt is an angel sprung onto us from heaven. Her class, breed and work ethic are things we should alla admire. Victoria Silvstedt is a natural beauty that few women can compete with and few men come close to. She is a talent in her craft and all these factors combined make her the stepWOMAN of the year. If Victoria Silvstedt was a painting, she would be a Dogs Playing Poker. If she was a song, she would be “Meatloaf – I would do anything for love”. If she was an alcoholic beverage, she would be sparkling wine. If she was a flower, she would be one freshly picked off a grave after a funeral. If she was a disease, she’d be Pancreatic Cancer, the expensive kind. If she was a car she’d be a Volvo, because she is Swedish and a Safe bet. If she was something you can buy at a drugstore, she’d be Depends. If she was a fruit, she’d be a Tomato. Either way, she is in my heart and I love her. We were almost sued by this glorious woman and her lawyer reads this site and asked me not to “slander” her anymore. This post was my first attempt at not slandering someone. How’d I do. Fuckers.

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