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2006
12
Jul
I am – Tales from Lohan’s Vadge of the Day
I don’t do Celebrity gossip, because I don’t care about celebrity, which isn’t as funny as it sounds considering every single useless posts of mine has paparazzi pics in it. That’s just a trick to get people to read the site. Anyway, Lohan from Myspace, who I am convinced is fake, but love her regardless, because I am connected at the soul with all things Lohan (even people pretending to be her on the internet), sent me this myspace conversation with the drummer from McFly. So here I am posting it.
—————– Original Message —————–
From: Harry
Date: Jul 11, 2006 2:28 AM“publicity stunt.”
hmmm…yeah whatever then. lie to all your fans. hey, it was good while it lasted ay!
i dont hate ya but i can’t believe you are making me out to be the lier!
harry
Lohan’s Response:
—————- Original Message —————–
From: “FAKE LOHAN’s MYSPACE”
Date: Jul 11, 2006 1:49 PMim making you out to be the liar?
honey please. you do not go around telling people our business, and i told you that from the jump.
i’ll do what i want to do, im a big girl. thanks for the dick cunt
When I asked Fake Lohan why she wanted me to post it, this is what she said:
i thought that would be cute enough for your site. i want it to be known that we are friends, and not fuck buddies.
I love fake Lohan more all over my face.
UPDATE: Some New Pics From The Set Because No One Cares….
Visit Harry, the drummer from McFly’s Myspace HERE
Pics Via Splashnews (they linked me on their sidebar so click this link assholes)
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2006
12
Jul
I am – Tales from Lohan's Vadge of the Day
I don’t do Celebrity gossip, because I don’t care about celebrity, which isn’t as funny as it sounds considering every single useless posts of mine has paparazzi pics in it. That’s just a trick to get people to read the site. Anyway, Lohan from Myspace, who I am convinced is fake, but love her regardless, because I am connected at the soul with all things Lohan (even people pretending to be her on the internet), sent me this myspace conversation with the drummer from McFly. So here I am posting it.
—————– Original Message —————–
From: Harry
Date: Jul 11, 2006 2:28 AM“publicity stunt.”
hmmm…yeah whatever then. lie to all your fans. hey, it was good while it lasted ay!
i dont hate ya but i can’t believe you are making me out to be the lier!
harry
Lohan’s Response:
—————- Original Message —————–
From: “FAKE LOHAN’s MYSPACE”
Date: Jul 11, 2006 1:49 PMim making you out to be the liar?
honey please. you do not go around telling people our business, and i told you that from the jump.
i’ll do what i want to do, im a big girl. thanks for the dick cunt
When I asked Fake Lohan why she wanted me to post it, this is what she said:
i thought that would be cute enough for your site. i want it to be known that we are friends, and not fuck buddies.
I love fake Lohan more all over my face.
UPDATE: Some New Pics From The Set Because No One Cares….
Visit Harry, the drummer from McFly’s Myspace HERE
Pics Via Splashnews (they linked me on their sidebar so click this link assholes)
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2006
11
Jul
I am – DrunkenStepLinks of the Day
Today was a day of serious loss. I lost my love interest to some dude who does shitty impressions because I am married, impotent and apparently a liar. I lost my brother Hector’s iPod that he left behind and I tried to fedex to him, but forget the tracking number because I am not good with everyday things like that. We all lost the bitch in the Depends commercials and the schizo from Pink Floyd. Lucky for you, I didn’t lose my internet connection and here are some links for the day…..fuckers.
Celebrities Photoshopped to Look Ugly GO
Jennifer Ellison Shows Off Her Box GO
Six Different Girls Naked to Make You Feel Straight GO
I Don’t Know Who Jodie Marsh Is GO
DrunkenStepfather Approved Street Art GO
The Rapture are a Band, This is Their Hipster Video GO
Her Name is Miss Vallorie and She Has Fake Tits GO
This Dude is Actually Stalking Lohan GO
Girls who beat each other up are girls worth knowing GO
This Dude Does Impressions Because He Doesn’t Do Women GO
Merlin Bronques has some new LastNightParty Hipster Upskirt Pics GO
Adriana Lima and Ana Beatriz Barros Together in Picture GO
One of my Reader’s Band, That Sounds like Every Other Band GO
Large Penis Support Group Discuss Sex with Arabs. GO
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2006
11
Jul
I am – Tommy Lee is Past His Prime of the Day
What happens when Tommy Lee sobers up enough to realize that the hot blond implanted sluts who were throwing their pussies at him all through the 90s are now 40 and look like useless beat up whores. Then again, I guess the fact that he’s on TV is enough reason for all 20 year old party sluts to throw their pussies at him….so maybe this post is wrong, maybe he isn’t past his prime at all and I am just an idiot writing on some dude I know nothing about like a 15 year old girl with a subscription to US Weekly….I think that’s probably the case. Cuddles.
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2006
11
Jul
I am – Madonna’s STD of the Day
Remember when Madonna slutted herself out in Argentina while filming Evita or whatever the fuck that movie was called. Well this is the biproduct of one night, some spic jizm and Madonna’s loose fertile womb. I know I get ripped apart for commenting on celebrity kids, and I know that it’s not her fault her mom is a slut with an illegitimate child. Give her a couple years to grow up, some depilatory cream for her moustache and she’ll be breakin’ hearts just like her mom too.
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2006
11
Jul
I am – Madonna's STD of the Day
Remember when Madonna slutted herself out in Argentina while filming Evita or whatever the fuck that movie was called. Well this is the biproduct of one night, some spic jizm and Madonna’s loose fertile womb. I know I get ripped apart for commenting on celebrity kids, and I know that it’s not her fault her mom is a slut with an illegitimate child. Give her a couple years to grow up, some depilatory cream for her moustache and she’ll be breakin’ hearts just like her mom too.
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2006
11
Jul
I am – Throwback Gwen Stefani’s STD of the Day
These pictures are a week old, but they are uploaded on my server, and being the lazy fuck I am, I decided to post them. I am pretty excited for you all to dis me and tell me how other sites had these up last week and how I am so behind the game on celebrity paprazzi pics and shit. I figure if you care enough to hate me I am doing the right thing.
Now, how fresh is this baby, cuz LAZY Stefani hasn’t lost her baby weight. I wonder if she’s gonna end up like the fat bitch who works at the WalMart by my house. That bitch was stripping back when she was 20, by 25 she had two babies, by 28 she weighed 300 lbs, by 30 she’s a cashier at Walmart. True story, now tell your friends.
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2006
11
Jul
I am – Throwback Gwen Stefani's STD of the Day
These pictures are a week old, but they are uploaded on my server, and being the lazy fuck I am, I decided to post them. I am pretty excited for you all to dis me and tell me how other sites had these up last week and how I am so behind the game on celebrity paprazzi pics and shit. I figure if you care enough to hate me I am doing the right thing.
Now, how fresh is this baby, cuz LAZY Stefani hasn’t lost her baby weight. I wonder if she’s gonna end up like the fat bitch who works at the WalMart by my house. That bitch was stripping back when she was 20, by 25 she had two babies, by 28 she weighed 300 lbs, by 30 she’s a cashier at Walmart. True story, now tell your friends.
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