There are times when I feel I should post something to make all you useless fucks feel better about your useless selves. So here it is. Be happy you aren’t a piece of shit 16 year old UK slut with disgusting tits, teeth and style, rocking out in a fountain for your shitty “football team”.I know we have all fucked up in our lives but we ain’t got shit on where these motherfuckers are going to end up. I wrote this post in 6 mins. Tell X-Tina’s retarded brother I want his motherfucking medal.

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Here are a couple of pictures from Jessica Simpson’s new video starring Christina Applegate, Christina Milian and Eva Longoria. Bitch is calling on all the favors to try take back the spotlight from her useless sister. Jessica Simpson is the kind of girl who developed a complex when her dad was molesting Ashlee instead of her. She’d be in her room, with her ear to the wall listening to her daddy’s grunts and Ashlee’s moans, while tears rolled down her cheek, because she felt inadequate. It’s all good Jessica, I feel inadequate all the time, it’s called E.D., that means I can’t get it up. Sometimes I even try jerking off with sandpaper, hoping the pain will make it move. It doesn’t. Thanks for reading, tell your friends.

UPDATE: TMZ Has a Behind the Scene’s Video of this Video

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I have read people complaining about this relationship for a while now. They find the whole union disgusting, because they feel Petra Nemcove is too hot for James Blunt. Those people need to realize that girls always date dudes who are not as good looking as they are, and that is because girls only take looks into partial account. If dude’s got a good job, good singing voice, big dick, lots of money, and other sexy stable things, they will overlook his face. The other issue that people don’t realize is that every cunt in this world has masturbated to his song “Beautiful”, that is the reason this Victoria Secret model is with this motherfucker.

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I have read people complaining about this relationship for a while now. They find the whole union disgusting, because they feel Petra Nemcove is too hot for James Blunt. Those people need to realize that girls always date dudes who are not as good looking as they are, and that is because girls only take looks into partial account. If dude’s got a good job, good singing voice, big dick, lots of money, and other sexy stable things, they will overlook his face. The other issue that people don’t realize is that every cunt in this world has masturbated to his song “Beautiful”, that is the reason this Victoria Secret model is with this motherfucker.

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This bitch is following Posh Spice’s lead. She was in an all girl band in the UK called Girls Aloud, not the Spice Girls, but both have the word “GIRLS” in their names. Now she’s marrying a “U.K. Footballer” named Ashley Cole and he may not be Beckham but he showers with him. This is creepier than my Lohan stalker posts, but that’s not the point. I really don’t have a point. I never do. Thanks for reading.

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I am posting links, because links are fun. If I forgot your link (Zini) or if you have links for me, feel free to email me. It makes me feel loved, something I never felt growing up. Thanks in advance.

I think this is Johnny Cash and Bob Dylan Singing GO

…who cares what I think….

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All my creative juices are all over some bitch’s stomach. That’s actually a lie. I haven’t had an orgasm in 5 years but if I did, there would be no way the shit wouldn’t end up on her stomach cuz my whore of a wife is pretty much all stomach. That’s pretty much the story of being married to a fat woman. This this the worst post ever, that’s the story I heard.

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All my creative juices are all over some bitch’s stomach. That’s actually a lie. I haven’t had an orgasm in 5 years but if I did, there would be no way the shit wouldn’t end up on her stomach cuz my whore of a wife is pretty much all stomach. That’s pretty much the story of being married to a fat woman. This this the worst post ever, that’s the story I heard.

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She had implants when she was slammin’ that fat kid from the TV show the Osbornes. Then she had them removed. Now she has cleavage. That is the story of Kimberly Stewart’s tits.

I have stories of other sets of tits if you are interested, but you will have to keep coming back to this site to hear them. Tell your friends.

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