The beginning of the week I wrote a post stating Aaron Spelling was ready to die anytime now.

The following day, I found out he had a stroke.

Today, I found out he died.

I feel like I killed him.

TV Producer Aaron Spelling Dies at 83

Aaron Spelling, a onetime movie bit player who turned to television production and created a massive number of hit series, from the vintage “Charlie’s Angels” and “Dynasty” to “Beverly Hills 90210” and “Melrose Place,” died Friday, his publicist said. He was 83.

Spelling died at his home in Los Angeles after suffering a stroke on June 18, according to publicist Kevin Sasaki.

Spelling’s other hit series included “Love Boat,” “Fantasy Island,” “Burke’s Law,” “The Mod Squad,” “Starsky and Hutch,” “T.J. Hooker,” “Matt Houston,” “Hart to Hart” and “Hotel.” He kept his hand in 21st-century TV with series including “7th Heaven” and “Summerland.”

He also produced more than 140 television movies. Among the most notable: “Death Sentence” (1974), Nick Nolte’s first starring role; “The Boy in the Plastic Bubble” (1976), John Travolta’s first dramatic role; “The Best Little Girl in the World” (1981), which starred Jennifer Jason Leigh.

During the 1970s and 1980s, Spelling provided series and movies exclusively for ABC and is credited for the network’s rise to major status. Jokesters referred to it as “The Aaron Broadcasting Company.”

I’d like to apologize for killing you, but I guess apologizing to you is useless since you’re dead. In fact you should be apologizing to the world for producing that cunt of a daughter. I love that they focus on all his success and over-look his one major fucking failure that I call “The Virgin from 90210”.

I don’t understand why you couldn’t have died proper, like by driving off a cliff with Tori in the front seat right next to you, but I guess they wouldn’t let you drive after last week’s stroke…Congrats goes out to her new husband who we all laughed at for stickin his dick in that used tampon of a box, but now he’s got the last laugh for striking it rich, pretty much overnight. Cummin inside a bitch has never been so profitable.

I am just being a “Jokester” but instead of referring to ABC as “The Aaron Broadcasting Company, I do what I just did. Cuddles.

Bonus:

Check out the Google Maps of the House he DIED in

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The difference between today’s kids and kids of the 1950’s is that they’re comparing their mother’s addictions in the playground, instead of playing with Barbie’s.

All the little girls from the ghetto who have mom’s hooked on crack look up to this brat mini-moss, cuz her mom is hooked on cocaine (the designer drug).

It’s a whole class system based on substance. Tell your friends.

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The difference between today’s kids and kids of the 1950’s is that they’re comparing their mother’s addictions in the playground, instead of playing with Barbie’s.

All the little girls from the ghetto who have mom’s hooked on crack look up to this brat mini-moss, cuz her mom is hooked on cocaine (the designer drug).

It’s a whole class system based on substance. Tell your friends.

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While sitting at home alone, running off only a couple hours of sleep after a bit of a bender, but not really, becaue I am a cheap drunk now that my liver doesn’t work so well, either way, I sit here in an empty one room apartment, because the girls are our with their friends and the wife figured a way to fit her fat ass out the front door to get her blood pressure medication. I can’t help but wonder what it’s like to be the guy who ruined Britney Spears. Before you, she had a career, a life, fans and looks. After you, she looks like an aborted fetus would if it survived…you know if it fed off the other aborted fetus’ in the dumpster out back at the back alley abortion clinic.

I am not sure where I am going with this, but it’s not a good place. Tell your friends.

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The issue isn’t that Jojo is 15 and you are looking at her tits, because let’s face it, you like tits. The issue is not that the magazine sexed this bitch up or that her “people” are trying to sex up her image to sell records, because that’s just what they do. The issue is that this bitch has a face that makes me think that she was born out of her mother’s rectum, not womb. I don’t know if that came across the way I wanted to because I still haven’t slept yet. The fuckin wife smells like an out-house.

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I have heard stories about his bitch. Those stories were about how much of a coked out party slut she is. I have decided that I am jealous of coked out party sluts because whenever I party hard enough to be considered a coked out party slut, I feel my heart giving out. My heart sucks.

Sienna Miller is also involved in being the biggest scandal in TV since the dad in happy days slammed Urkel up the ass. I don’t know what that means but I am keeping it in this post because I wrote it a few hours ago while wasted and after re-reading it, have no idea where I was going with it.

It is 7:30 AM and nothing exciting is going on. My cunt of a wife kept me up with this gurgling sound she makes when breathing. I am convinced that her lungs are filling up with cookie dough ice cream, but I am no expert.

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I have heard stories about his bitch. Those stories were about how much of a coked out party slut she is. I have decided that I am jealous of coked out party sluts because whenever I party hard enough to be considered a coked out party slut, I feel my heart giving out. My heart sucks.

Sienna Miller is also involved in being the biggest scandal in TV since the dad in happy days slammed Urkel up the ass. I don’t know what that means but I am keeping it in this post because I wrote it a few hours ago while wasted and after re-reading it, have no idea where I was going with it.

It is 7:30 AM and nothing exciting is going on. My cunt of a wife kept me up with this gurgling sound she makes when breathing. I am convinced that her lungs are filling up with cookie dough ice cream, but I am no expert.

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Whenever I post on Nelly Furtado, I always want to rip into her for being Portuguese, but it’s not her fault she’s low class fisherman shit, it’s kind of a cultural thing, and if my culture was built on cod fish, I would stand proud at every motherfucker who makes fishing jokes around me.

What I do hate about this cunt, besides her busted up face and busted up body, and busted up music, and her inate ability to bait a hook (although convenient, not very lady-like), is that she is taking on Hip Hop now. Bitch is biting that cunt Fergie, who was a bigger piece of trash, until seeing the video with Nelly singing about being a slut. I guess she know’s all about being a slut, considering she’s got a fresh baby of her own, her vadge hasn’t even healed yet, and in order to get pregnant, must raw dog a cock and let that shit cum in your Uterus….just in case some of you still think the stork still drops babies off at the door because you are virgins….We’ve gone through this before. Cuddles.

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