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2006

08

Mar

I am – Pussycat Doll Pussy Cleavage of the Day

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We’ve seen tit cleavage. We’ve seen ass crack cleavage. It’s pretty obvious that the next way from bitches to slut themselves out is with pussy cleavage. I guess this can happen when a girl rocks a skirt with no underwear, short shorts, with no underwear or just by giving themselves camel toes. I am not a stylist, I don’t know fashion. I do know I am a fan of the vagina, so this new trend works for me. Not to say the Pussycat Dolls are trendsetters, they are just a group of whores making way more money than they should. Now, this is where I would drop a story about the time I fucked an overpriced whore, but I am lazy, and I need to save some content for my memoirs. These pics are a day old. Sorry for the delay. I fell in love with wine.

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2006

08

Mar

I am – Rosie Perez has Big Boobs of the Day

I guess it’s a spic thing, breeding like rats, where a bitch has massive tits to feed the fucking nation, since they are all too poor to buy cereal/milk someone’s gotta provide. In this case that someone is Rosie Perez. Know your role bitch.

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2006

08

Mar

I am – Chloe Sevigny’s Full Frontal of the Day

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So motherfuckers are tired of me talking about my impotence. I guess it’s fucking annoying to read about people’s problems and I don’t realize that I constantly mention it, but I guess it’s on my mind, and since this is my site, I guess I feel the right to talk about it. But if that’s the reason none of you cunts are coming back, I understand, the thought of another man’s penis can be very exciting. Exciting in a way that you may or not want to come to terms with. So let me tell you a real masculine tough guy story, about a Chloe Sevigny sucking cock, like the slut she is, in Brown Bunny, and now doing full frontal spreads in magazines, bitch is crazy.

I remember that movie kids where Casper (RIP) started slamming her after that Telly dude (I think that if we make love you’d love it) gave her HIV. Point of the story is I love fucking bitches when they are passed out from too much booze/drugs, because they are too fuckin’ gone to realize this shit. I do this said fucking with my real VIRILE cock, because I have no problems getting it up. Not Will Sasso, if that is your real name, go fuck yourself. Cuddles.

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2006

08

Mar

I am – Chloe Sevigny's Full Frontal of the Day

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So motherfuckers are tired of me talking about my impotence. I guess it’s fucking annoying to read about people’s problems and I don’t realize that I constantly mention it, but I guess it’s on my mind, and since this is my site, I guess I feel the right to talk about it. But if that’s the reason none of you cunts are coming back, I understand, the thought of another man’s penis can be very exciting. Exciting in a way that you may or not want to come to terms with. So let me tell you a real masculine tough guy story, about a Chloe Sevigny sucking cock, like the slut she is, in Brown Bunny, and now doing full frontal spreads in magazines, bitch is crazy.

I remember that movie kids where Casper (RIP) started slamming her after that Telly dude (I think that if we make love you’d love it) gave her HIV. Point of the story is I love fucking bitches when they are passed out from too much booze/drugs, because they are too fuckin’ gone to realize this shit. I do this said fucking with my real VIRILE cock, because I have no problems getting it up. Not Will Sasso, if that is your real name, go fuck yourself. Cuddles.

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2006

08

Mar

I am – Ano Bitch’s Photobucket of the Day

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Despite what the 2 people who read this site think, I am not a therapist. I actually have no idea what I am talking about. I am just a bitter fat guy who can’t get it up and who hates his life because, I suck at life.. Just nothing works out from jobs I got fired from, to marriage to a fat chick, to mistresses I could once pleasure before impotence. I can barely keep this site alive. People are bored of my story, and traffic is going down to shit. People don’t link me cuz I am too hardcore/offensive for their advertisers, and I don’t think that will stop me. People who compromise their voice for a dollar are pussies.

Anyway, I was sent this photobucket account of some girl who is obviously anorexic. Her pictures are titled “Spine”, or “Back bone and ribs”, or “fat legs”, or “ugly face”, or “thinspiration”. All I have to say to this ano bitch is that eating disorders are so played out, no one cares that you don’t eat. No one is listening when you tell us how fat you are, and when you are in therapy and group therapy or dead of malnourishment, we will all laugh because your issues are so lame and self absorbed. Get a fucking perspective, and realize that life isn’t about seeing your rib cage, it’s about having orgasms and no one will give you an orgasm if your uterus is draggin on the ground behind you cuz you have no muscles to keep the shit contained. You should also remember that no matter how hard you try to not eat, you’ll always be a fat bitch to me. I know you are a fake ano, cuz if you were so self-conscious, you think you’d shave your muff, you disgusting slag. Now don’t kill yourself, especially not because I made you famous, bitch. You posted these pics online, don’t make me feel guilty for coming across them. I am definitely scared of ano bitches, because they are crazy. Cuddles.

Visit her Photobucket Before she Takes it Down

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2006

08

Mar

I am – Ano Bitch's Photobucket of the Day

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Despite what the 2 people who read this site think, I am not a therapist. I actually have no idea what I am talking about. I am just a bitter fat guy who can’t get it up and who hates his life because, I suck at life.. Just nothing works out from jobs I got fired from, to marriage to a fat chick, to mistresses I could once pleasure before impotence. I can barely keep this site alive. People are bored of my story, and traffic is going down to shit. People don’t link me cuz I am too hardcore/offensive for their advertisers, and I don’t think that will stop me. People who compromise their voice for a dollar are pussies.

Anyway, I was sent this photobucket account of some girl who is obviously anorexic. Her pictures are titled “Spine”, or “Back bone and ribs”, or “fat legs”, or “ugly face”, or “thinspiration”. All I have to say to this ano bitch is that eating disorders are so played out, no one cares that you don’t eat. No one is listening when you tell us how fat you are, and when you are in therapy and group therapy or dead of malnourishment, we will all laugh because your issues are so lame and self absorbed. Get a fucking perspective, and realize that life isn’t about seeing your rib cage, it’s about having orgasms and no one will give you an orgasm if your uterus is draggin on the ground behind you cuz you have no muscles to keep the shit contained. You should also remember that no matter how hard you try to not eat, you’ll always be a fat bitch to me. I know you are a fake ano, cuz if you were so self-conscious, you think you’d shave your muff, you disgusting slag. Now don’t kill yourself, especially not because I made you famous, bitch. You posted these pics online, don’t make me feel guilty for coming across them. I am definitely scared of ano bitches, because they are crazy. Cuddles.

Visit her Photobucket Before she Takes it Down

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2006

07

Mar

I am – K Fed: Hero of the Day

We love K-Fed. Not because we are gay, but because he’s manipulated the situation nicely. He hooked up with Britney, married her, locked her in for life with a baby and has knocked her up again. He has ruined a poor little insecure girl but lucky for him she has mad cash and has set him up for life. While bitch is out puking with morning sickness, K-fed’s changing his boxers, smoking stacks and stretching; like every good scam artist should do. K-Fed is our Hero of the Day.

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2006

07

Mar

I am – Heidi Klum Likes Black People of the Day

Heidi Klum fucks black disfigured people and has their babies. I fuck Campbell’s Chunky Soup, not because it turns me on, but because I have to. I may have neglected to mention that I am wasted and my girlfriend is out dancing for random men for 10 dollars a song. I suck at life.

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2006

07

Mar

I am – Pam Anderson: Kitchen Garbage of the Day

If I was a celebrity blogger I would say something like this:

These pictures of Pamela Anderson at ‘Elton John’s 14th Annual Academy Awards Viewing’ party would be much more interesting if she didn’t look like a freak show and if we never saw implants before. Unlike Lindsay, Pamela is a bit smarter and decided to try some double-sided tape to keep her shirt from opening. As we can see, the tape didn’t work very well but it’s not like Pamela really cares because if she did, she wouldn’t have worn a see-through shirt.

I am not a celebrity blogger, I find the people behind celebrity blogs to be retardedly gay. To be retardedly gay means you want to suck cock, but something is stopping you, like living in your mom’s basement, or your star wars action figure collection, or your obsession with Natalie Portman, or your fear of disappointing your parents. Now, I am not here to dis celeb bloggers, they won’t let me in their circle cuz they are scared of losing advertisers, I am too hardcore, and they are too pussy. They think we actually care about their opinions, for landing on their faggot sites to look at pics…..What they do is easy, you can do it too, email me and I will give you all their sources…..Point of this post is to say both Anderson and Lepore are equally fucking weird. I’d fuck both of them at the same time, but I’d have to use household object cuz my dick doesn’t work. I am thinking the fat end of a 40 bottle or maybe an old pair of winter boots. The infection would be less serious than the HEP Tommy Lee’s packing. Suck my dick and go fuck yourself.

Love,

Jesus

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2006

07

Mar

I am – Fat Bitch in Underwear of the Day

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I guess I was wrong, I am a bit of a prick, but in my defense, if people didn’t give me things to complain about, I would have no material to work with. If I had no material to work with, we could all be happy. If we were all happy, I would organize a love circle where we all get together in a selected park in a selected city to hold hands and sing. I’d start us off, and everyone would naturally join in, because I just saw RENT and all those heroin AIDS whores knew the words…..that means all you useless white trash that read my shit would know the words too….Anyway, this is a pic of some poor girl I found on myspace, and the reason I say she’s poor is cuz if she was rich, she’d get lippo. She’s too fat to be doing these kinds of poses but doesn’t realize it. Her underwear looks like a depends, and although I find that hot, I know it’s not. . Nice lip ring, it doesn’t divert my focus from your fat. I feel like a real jerk and hate myself for doing this, but I am fat too, so it’s the same thing as when black ppl call other black ppl N WORDS. ….we are part of the same tribe, only I don’t run around in men’s underwear. Cuddles.

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