I got an email from some dude who is a friend of friend of this other dude who started up a blog that looks more ghetto than mine. This motherfucker is posting pics of some Internet girl and writing self-righteous journal entries that no one really gives a fuck about, but made me laugh. Dude’s writing about going out, hanging with strippers and paying some chick for sex, so he’s alright in my books for now. I know you guys don’t really know much about getting laid, or pickin’ up, or having a girl send you naked pics, but maybe if you follow this dude for a while you’ll learn something, because I am not about to teach you, I like the fact that you can’t get pussy.

It’s kinda funny how things work out. I’ve been rockin this site for 10 months and no girls wanna send me their naked pics. But this guy’s a week in and every fucking girl’s gonna be mailing their panties to him and shit. The only person who ever sent me their panties was a middle-aged man, they were soiled and I still have the picture of him wearing them. That’s just how I’m livin’ motherfuckers.

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I welcome people to send me in email anytime, especially when they are hate mail, because hate mail is the shit that keeps me going. I don’t go out of my way to piss people off, but when I do, it always makes me smile. For the record, I was born in Mexico, but raised by white hicks, if my opinion on my hispanic roots is offensive, it a product of circumstance, and instead of hating on me, you should be trying to educate me on my roots, if you are lucky you may convert me, and I will become a born again Mexican, trying to take the white man down, until then, I still believe we are all lazy and drunk. Here is the email of the day. More updates tonight.

You are not a Hispanic you jerk. Your another fucking white boy like me trying to make a specific race look bad. I am White and educated and find your web site so ignorant, just like yourself. I’m sure you will try to shrug this email off, but what you can’t shrug off is that your a low life degenerative scumbag. Nobody likes you or wants to be you. Yeah we will all look at your site from time-to -time but that’s all you have . That’s all you will ever have. So hold on tight you loser because these pics of pussy you have in your blog are the closest you will ever come to the real thing. Print that mother fucker!!!!!!!!!

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Eva Longoria’s success has provided her with the luxury of being able to snorkel with all the right equipment, unlike her ancestors who were forced to use sticks, rocks and tree bark while fishing for the tribe’s food. It’s very representative of the society in which we live, that an immigrant family can experience such luxury, and I figured this positive note was a great way to start the week. The dog bone in her bikini bottoms makes us realize that you can take the girl out of the projects, but you can’t take the projects outta the girl. It’s a wholesome treat for poor people. I am sure this bitch still eats Kraft Dinner, but uses Tiffany silverwear to get the job done. Today is a day to love America

Via Jared

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Eva Longoria’s success has provided her with the luxury of being able to snorkel with all the right equipment, unlike her ancestors who were forced to use sticks, rocks and tree bark while fishing for the tribe’s food. It’s very representative of the society in which we live, that an immigrant family can experience such luxury, and I figured this positive note was a great way to start the week. The dog bone in her bikini bottoms makes us realize that you can take the girl out of the projects, but you can’t take the projects outta the girl. It’s a wholesome treat for poor people. I am sure this bitch still eats Kraft Dinner, but uses Tiffany silverwear to get the job done. Today is a day to love America

Via Jared

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The hottest thing about Lohan is the fact that she gets high and drunk and takes her car joyriding and crashes, injuring some mexican and fleeing the scene of the accident. That’s the shit I would be rocking if I was famous, because I always respected celebrities who just didn’t give a fuck and because I am always drunk. I would argue that some of the best drivers out there are alcoholics and this whole drunk driving bullshit is propaganda cuz the government doesn’t want us to have fun. If there’s one thing I suggest you do today, it’s drink a fifth of any alcohol you choose, I am a fan of rubbing alcohol, cuz the blind rumor hasn’t come true yet, and shit really goes straight to the fucking brain. I don’t want any of you idiots to drink rubbing alcohol, but I do want you to drive drunk. If you have an accident and die, or kill someone, you will know that you were not quite ready to take on this mission. You should also know that saying I told you to do it, will not get you off in jail, and will probably get me arrested (again), so please don’t blame me for suggesting you have a good time….take responsibility for your actions, asshole.What do you think the chances of me raw doggin Lohan are? Bitch can drunk drive me home, while rippin lines off my man-tits any fucking time…..

See all the Before and After pics Here

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I think my obsession with nipples started when I was a baby and my whore mother didn’t breast feed me. I remember looking at all those random americans sucking off her tits and thinking to myself how hungry I was. I would then be given a bottle of sand, it’s really all the whore could afford, you know with you drug addiction and hatred for me, it worked. This isn’t about me though, it’s about Drew Barrymore, and although she looks like a ditch pig that just got run over by a caravan of clowns, she’s still got nipples, and when you’re a hungry boy like me, the last thing you are in a position to do is discriminate. I am a rollin’ on….

This shit is via HollywoodTuna(fish)

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I think my obsession with nipples started when I was a baby and my whore mother didn’t breast feed me. I remember looking at all those random americans sucking off her tits and thinking to myself how hungry I was. I would then be given a bottle of sand, it’s really all the whore could afford, you know with you drug addiction and hatred for me, it worked. This isn’t about me though, it’s about Drew Barrymore, and although she looks like a ditch pig that just got run over by a caravan of clowns, she’s still got nipples, and when you’re a hungry boy like me, the last thing you are in a position to do is discriminate. I am a rollin’ on….

This shit is via HollywoodTuna(fish)

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If you haven’t noticed, and you probably don’t care, but the site’s been diddled like a school girl in some strange man’s van. The diddler who diddled this site can be found at DeathByKeyboard. Feel free to tell him how much of a cunt he is and that he should reconsider his design career and possibly take up something a little less intense…like maybe a job as a crossing guard…or a stockboy at the local grocery store…or any other work program they have set up for retards, because retards are people too, at least that’s what they try to teach us, but we all know the dark truth….

For the record the picture isn’t of DBK, our favorite commenter/site diddler…it is of an actual diddler…I have no idead how little girls would let him get close to their coochies, seriously, this motherfucker scares me, and I am not a 7 year old girl….but I am guessing he could teach us all a few tricks in the art of seduction…

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My question of the day is what the fuck happened to society, where the white protestant ran the country and a cuban raft with 60 balseros making their way to Florida was not a fucking luxury yacht worth more than my stepdaughter’s virginity on eBay. When we first posted that shit, she got up to 300,000 dollars, but those fascists at ebay said we weren’t in compliance with their terms and conditions. The word compliance is a pretty big one for an uneducated Mexican like me, but years in prison teach you legalese. It’s a fucking Fiesta in this bitch, so don’t judge me.

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If I was stuck on an island with a bunch of dudes and Evangeline Lily, I would probably try to slam her. Not because she’s all that hot, but because there’s really not much else more to do on a fucking island, the days are long, the sun is hot, and it would probably take me about 5 minutes before turning completely primal…either way, I don’t watch her show, it bores me, and I don’t care that she’s jogging in a bikini. I only posted it for you. You can thank me if girls running in bikinis is your thing….

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