I don’t have a quality shot of what this looks like on a T-shirt but I can tell that it’s hot. It’s a naked girl dude, how could it not be hot. If you were to rock this all the bitches would be all up on you because girls are jealous creatures and wouldn’t understand why their naked image wasn’t on your shirt. That’s when you make the move and say bitch, we don’t need your naked body on my shirt, I need it on my face, and you will get your loser ass laid. It really is that easy. I am glad I could be of assistance in making your fantasies a reality. I expect you to buy this shirt and send me the motherfucking love story, I would also appreciate being invited to your wedding, because weddings are what lonely bridesmaids are made of….if that didn’t make sense, don’t blame me, blame the perscription pills I have been taking recreationally bitch.

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I don’t watch Amazing Race because I don’t own a TV. I have heard all about this show. It’s got an obnoxious host who knows martial arts and it challenges everyday people to do stupid shit that would be scary provided it wasn’t in a controlled studio setting. The fact is that you can’t die – but all these pussies freak out and choke, not making it to the $50,000 prize. Actually, I think I am wrong, Amazing Race is where people race around the world, whatever Fear Factor is cooler. The point is who really needs prize money when you have tits made out of silicone (saline) and a pussy trimmed like a pornstar….that’s right, we have Playboy for that. I came across these pictures and figured you’d want to see them, because you are sitting on your computer reading this shit, obviously not getting laid. It’s not your fault you’re a loser, we all have our strengths and weaknesses. I am sure you are good at something…….

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I was sent in this picture from my Aunt Agony. This bitch loves spanking, I think it has something to do with her memories of the orphanage where the nuns would go crazy on her ass. The only reason they did it was because they were so sexually repressed – I think Aunt Agony realizes this and channels her memories through her blog. The point of the story is spanking is hot, it’s not something that I am into, but I am sure if I met a nice hooker who was into that shit, I would have no choice but to cooperate. Hookers always manipulate me – I just can’t say no to quality poon. Spanking reminds me of my childhood too Aunt Agony…I think that’s why we have this bond….

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The Pope hasn’t even been dead for a week and there is already “Dead Pope Merch” hitting the Internet scene. This reminds me of every major sporting championship where both teams have merchandise made saying they are the winners before the actual game. Yeah, I am saying that this shit was probably in production 6 months ago waiting for the day to monetize on the dead pope. I have never fully accepted Jesus Christ into my life, however I expect all of you have accepted Jesus Martinez into yours….

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We are big DJ AM supporters. Not because he used to be fat, or because he can get us into all the hottest clubs, letting us brush arms with the likes of Lindsay Lohan and Tara Reid, but because he’s going to be inviting me to his wedding. AM is the main reason we always stay away from Nicole Richie pics, we have a lot of respect for her, not because of her past drug addiction, which is porno, or because she’s on TV, but because she makes us laugh, and that’s pretty rare. We don’t give a shit about her friend so we can say check out her tits, her shirt is almost see-through and bitch is wearing a bra. Who the fuck wears bras nowadays, if she’s hangin with Nicole she should know what’s up.

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We are big DJ AM supporters. Not because he used to be fat, or because he can get us into all the hottest clubs, letting us brush arms with the likes of Lindsay Lohan and Tara Reid, but because he’s going to be inviting me to his wedding. AM is the main reason we always stay away from Nicole Richie pics, we have a lot of respect for her, not because of her past drug addiction, which is porno, or because she’s on TV, but because she makes us laugh, and that’s pretty rare. We don’t give a shit about her friend so we can say check out her tits, her shirt is almost see-through and bitch is wearing a bra. Who the fuck wears bras nowadays, if she’s hangin with Nicole she should know what’s up.

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When trying to recover from a break-up/ break-down (I believe they occur in tandem), you will try anything to distract yourself from the major buck shot wound to the heart. That gapping hole needs any filler it can get. My break-up led me to various distractions: pills, slutty sex, all nighters, pseudo yoga spiritualness, trashy break-up novels, online dating, I even picked up the cute guy with the curly hair in Kinkos Print shop. Tried getting back to the basics, the whole looking in and searching for answers bit, however, I haven’t been able to fill this massive blast to my heart. Until now………..I have just picked up “How to smash everyone to pieces� by Mike Segretto (Contemporary Press). And I am learning how to smash everyone to pieces! Including my goatfucker ex! Now you try.

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I haven’t seen this movie, but I may. I don’t really do the whole tv/movie thing. It costs too much money and I don’t own a TV. I have been a fan of Jamie King for awhile. She’s a classy slut, the kind you would want to bring home to your wife and proposition a threesome with. These are screen shots from Sin City, where she appears naked.I never said they were good quality, but in the event you haven’t noticed, quality is not something we look for.

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I like my women to be famous, to look good without make-up, to be the object of desire for perverts everywhere, and to smoke. Lohan is the star of this site, we are the home of Lohan and with that title comes both the good and the bad. Today’s post is bad.We have no cleavage, no nip slips, for lack of better words, Lohan looks disgusting….If I was banging Christian Slater, I would be smoking too.

Lindsay Lohan has had plenty of problems with her occasionally out-of-control dad, Michael – so you’d think she’d keep her distance from ill-behaved older men.

But word is that the 18-year-old starlet is dating 35-year-old actor Christian Slater.

A Lowdown spy reports that the bad boy has been spending quality time on the set of Lohan’s new movie, shooting in New York as “The Untitled Lindsay Lohan Lucky Project,” and has been spotted disappearing into Lohan’s private trailer.

Says the spy: “They’re definitely hooking up.”

Yesterday, Lohan’s rep told Lowdown, “As far as I know, he did not visit her in the trailer. He said hello to her, but I was told he was visiting the head of photography.”

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Another pic after the jump….

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Britney’s not looking so hot lately – so I decided to post this throwback where we can see a little bit of her nipple. This reminds us of the time before her big belly, barefoot bathroom romps and her major foot rash and nose-picking sessions. It doesn’t, however, remind us of a time before Kevin’s white trash dick was deep inside her babyhole, only because that shit is deeply embedded in our brains and no matter how hard we try – we are unable to forget….kinda like the memories of my uncle back in Mexico touching me in dirty places…however I remember than night like it was yesterday. Thanks Pablo, I got you for life.

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