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2005

16

Feb

I am – Naomi Campbell Upskirt Fanny Shots

Naomi Campbell is known for being a cunt. She was recently dating Usher the orgy loving sexual deviant and she was all over the news for a scene she caused in a restaurant. After seeing these pictures, which are obviously old, Campbell should be worrying less about being a Diva Cunt, and more about maintaining that disgusting bush. I love bush as much as the next pervert, but when it’s clumpy cabbage patch hair, also called taco meat like Bill Cosby’s chest, my penis retreats back inside my body. Which isn’t a very far journey….

Check out the Cabbage Patch of Love – After the Jump

via TAXIDRIVER

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2005

16

Feb

I am – Allegra Versace’s Anorexia

Allegra Versace, niece of murdered designer Gianni Versace and daughter of Donatella, and owner of a controlling stake in the $A585 million fashion empire is Anorexic.

I know I don’t care either.

More pics after the jump

Watch out – She’s already a cunt
Article here

Post inspired by a thread at LuxuryFashion.com

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2005

16

Feb

I am – Allegra Versace's Anorexia

Allegra Versace, niece of murdered designer Gianni Versace and daughter of Donatella, and owner of a controlling stake in the $A585 million fashion empire is Anorexic.

I know I don’t care either.

More pics after the jump

Watch out – She’s already a cunt
Article here

Post inspired by a thread at LuxuryFashion.com

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2005

16

Feb

I am – Born Today 16


Every person has one special day…Their birthday. Today there wan’t that many great birthdays so we will limit it to the top 3. So if you are born today, Feb 16, you share a birthday with these fine folks:

The top 3 people BORN TODAY:

#3)John McEnroe (02/16/1959 – )tennis

Quote on losing a championship: “”This taught me a lesson, but I’m not sure what it is.”

#2)Sir Francis Galton(02/16/1822 – 01/17/1911) English scientist

Quote: “Well-washed and well-combed domestic pets grow dull; they miss the stimulus of fleas.”

#1) Sonny Bono (02/16/1935 – 01/05/1998)singer, congressman (ex-husband of Cher)

Quote on fame: “You’re just borrowing it. It’s like money. You’re going to die, and somebody else is going to get it.”

John McEnroe picture and fan site after the Jump

Quotes:

I’ll let the racket do the talking.
John McEnroe

If you believe that [Anna Kournikova’s claim that she is a virgin], I’ve never questioned a call in my life.
John McEnroe

If, in a few months, I’m only number 8 or number 10 in the world, I’ll have to look at what off-the-court work I can do. I will need to do something if I want to be number 1.
John McEnroe

It’s a fabulous place [Buckingham Palace], I’ll never forget it, and the right guy won.
John McEnroe

Now I get docked 10 to 20 per cent (of my appearance fee) if I don’t yell at some people and break at least one racquet.
John McEnroe

This taught me a lesson, but I’m not sure what it is.
John McEnroe

You are the pits of the world! Vultures! Trash!
John McEnroe

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2005

16

Feb

I am – Video of the Day

“You are always there to help a lending hand dear. I love you most of all because you are you.” These are the words I like to send to all video clips I watch. I think they get enough love on the net, like the local slut, but I also think people just watch the clips and forget about them….well not me…I love them and I am not embarassed to tell the worls

Video clips after the jump…..

Guy doing weird things with his eyes
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Sore Loser (old but funny)
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Light Tower Collapses
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Simpson’s Voices on Conana
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Chicken Shit Bingo
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Guy Pierces his own Tongue!
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Clowns
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2005

16

Feb

I am – Amanda Bynes: Jewish celeb of the Day


A big thank you to our friends at JEWS KICK ASSThe chosen tee shirt for the chosen people….
Yep, Amanda from The Amanda Show, is Jewish! (don’t feel bad I have never heard of the show either). Amanda Laura Bynes was born on April 3, 1986 in Thousand Oaks, California. In 1999, thirteen-year-old Amanda was given her own variety show, “The Amanda Show,” in which she starred in all of the skits except “Totally Kyle”. One of Amanda’s earliest TV moments was when she gave introduced the “Jewish/Catholic” episode of “A Walk In Your Shoes” on Nickolodeon’s Noggin channel. The intro featured Amanda talking about her half-Jewish, half-Catholic upbringing and how cool it is to practice different religions.

Although “The Amanda Show,” went off the air in 2001 when Amanda was at the ripe old age of fifteen, Ms. Bynes has been keeping busy. In 2002, she co-starred with Jennie Garth in “What I Like About You” as Holly, a 16-year-old girl who moves in with her sister after their father decides to move to Japan. She also celebrated her Sweet Sixteenth birthday and got her drivers license on April 3, 2002.

On April 3, 2004, Amanda celebrated her eighteenth birthday on the 17th Annual KCA Awards where we she won an award for best actress for her role as Daphne, a girl searching for her father, in “What a Girl Wants.” She graduated from Thousand Oaks High School’s independent study program on June 10, 2004 and filmed “Lovewreck” in 2004.

More Info after the Jump


IMDB BIO:
Amanda Laura Bynes was born on April 3, 1986 in Thousand Oaks, California. The youngest of three children, she became interested in acting and performing from the very young age of three, when she would say her older sister Jillian’s lines with her while she performed in plays. It was from then on that her family and friends knew that she would be a star some day.

Her acting debut was in 1996 when she auditioned for and got the role as a newcomer on “All That.” Right away, she became very popular as people enjoyed her acting and skits, especially the “Ask Ashley” skit where she played a little girl running an advice column who would get very angry every time she read a letter.

In 1999, thirteen-year-old Amanda was given her own variety show, “The Amanda Show,” in which she starred in all of the skits except “Totally Kyle”.

In 2001, she co-starred with Frankie Muniz in “Big Fat Liar” as Kaylee, Jason’s friend who helps him prove that he really did write the essay “Big Fat Liar” and regain his father’s trust. It was also in 2001 that she began dating Taran Killam, from “The Amanda Show” and “Big Fat Liar,” who is four years and two days older than she is. She also won a Nickelodeon Kids’ Choice Award and, at age fifteen, ended “The Amanda Show.”

In 2002, she began co-starring with Jennie Garth in “What I Like About You” as Holly, a 16-year-old girl who moves in with her sister after their father decides to move to Japan. She also celebrated her Sweet Sixteenth birthday and got her drivers license on April 3, 2002.

In 2003, Amanda won two KCA Awards and starred as Daphne, a girl searching for her father in “What a Girl Wants” with Colin Firth and Kelly Preston as her parents. She continued acting in “What I Like About You” and broke up with Taran.

On April 3, 2004, Amanda celebrated her eighteenth birthday on the 17th Annual KCA Awards where we she won an award for best actress for her role in “What a Girl Wants.” She graduated from Thousand Oaks High School’s independent study program on June 10, 2004 and filmed “Lovewreck” in 2004.

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2005

15

Feb

I am – Born Today (Feb 15)


Every person has one special day…Their birthday. Due to poplular demand we will continue this feature and bring you the top 5 people who were born on this day. Read on and see who was born on Feb 15.

The top 5 people BORN TODAY:

#5) Jane Seymour (02/15/1951 – )English actor

Quote: “Even though I make those movies, I find myself wishing that more of those magic moments could happen in real life.”

#4) Sigismund (02/15/1368 – 12/09/1437) Germanic emperor

Quote: “I am the Roman emperor, and am above grammar.”

#3) Matt Groening (02/15/1954 – )Simpsons creator

Quote: “When authorities warn you of the sinfulness of sex, there is an important lesson to be learned. Do not have sex with the authorities.”

#2)John Barrymore:(02/15/1882 – 05/29/1942)actor,(brother of Ethel and Lionel, father of John Drew, grandfather of Drew)

Quote:
Katherine Hepburn: “Thank God I don’t have to act with you anymore!”
John Barrymore: “I didn’t realize you ever had, darling.”

#1) Galileo Galilei (02/15/1564 – 01/08/1642) Italian scientist/astronomer

Quote: “I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forego their use.”

Jane Seymour Mr skin bio and Galileo pics after the Jump

Mr. Skin Bio: Jane Seymour

To be acknowledged by the slightly skewed half-smile of British star of stage and dream Jane Seymour, having met the glittery challenge of her eyes as they look down her long, refined nose, this contact is to risk being mesmerized and enchanted. Seymour’s first step in world seduction was as a swinging ’60s London model, which was but a short skip to the femme fatale lead opposite James Bond in Live and Let Die (1973). Jane’s rarefied sensuality and ass-long hair have never faded from style; she’s been a class-act fixture on the small screen for more than twenty years. Her most lasting impression is from Lassiter (1984), in which, fully naked, she adorned a bed with her so sophisticated seat cushions raised to be appraised. And there is that smile, slightly skewed, fully verticle.
Skinfo: Jane took a tip from Lady Godiva and used her voluminous tresses to hide much of what she undressed in Sinbad and the Eye of the Tiger (1977).
Quote: From Jane Seymour’s Guide to Romantic Living: “Your dream person needn’t remain a figment of your imagination. You can walk right into your dreams and come out a new person.” Dream a little dream of Jane.

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2005

15

Feb

i am-soaking wet for jesus martinez

okay fuckers, its tuesday, the day after cupid came all over the americanised world. let me tell you something about my day yesterday, it was filled with chocolate pleasure. to be brief, i masterbated with the glasses case that my brother got for vallentines day from his girlfriend, i had chocolate covered anal sex with fabio and his uncle juan, but nothing really special. as i was leaving from a home delivery, i decided to pay my friend jesus a visit. he lives ontop of this white trash strip club, so for me to get into his building i had to run around the block four times to produce enough sweat to matte my hair and cause sweat stains to appear on my silver evening gown (i dont do holiday colors) and of course, bum a kanawake cigarette off this kid for a blowjob.

Minxy Winxy’s Last Story After The Jump – Read It Because this is her last post
She tragically died of complications related to AIDS yesterday evening at around 8 pm. Her life was short, but not short in life, goodbye Minxy, we will remember all the good times…

so i get into his building, and he doesnt know i am coming, so he answers the door in nothing but his astronaut uniform (which he wears to bed and on first dates). instinctively i grab for his loins and jump him. i did not know at that point if he was as excited in seeing me as i was with seeing him, but he could definately tell that i was happy to see him. i brought julio, my person documentarist with me and he got everything on tape. we started off with the fleshlights, me showing off my oral skills and him showing off the tricks his fingers can do, and then i could not take it anymore. i grabbed his hand, shoved it down my pants and said “deep sea diving has some nice scenic views this season”. he ripped off my dress, wrapped his arms around me and brought me down onto his lap. i started to give him a lap dance, each time undoing his astronaut costume a little more untill he was nude except for the helmet. i lowered my body down infront of him onto my knees and started to give him serious head. serious because i’ve never given head to an astronaut before, so i was feeling honoured. i was lapping away at it and then he takes off his helmet and he says to me “happy valentines day ho” and i let him finish off, i licked my fingers and said “you too jesus”, got my dress back on, grabbed a handfull of condoms and heart shaped chocolates, and found my way home. julio stayed though, and i still havent seen him.

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2005

15

Feb

I am – Lindsay Lohan Barbie Doll

We are a little slow on this because we were too busy with the prostitutes last night. I know you don’t believe that we can affor prostitutes, and you are right. These were the discount kind that you find in bus stations across the nation. That being said, Mattel is making a Lohan doll…and this is the story…enjoy…

Barbie Doll Made in Lindsay Lohan’s Likeness, Wearing Beige Dress and Faux Fur-Trimmed Coat

NEW YORK Feb 15, 2005 — Are you a Lohan girl, living in a Lohan world?

Lindsay Lohan, the red-haired “Mean Girls” star, is getting the Barbie treatment with a new doll made in her likeness. The doll is dressed in full red-carpet splendor, wearing a beige dress and a faux fur-trimmed coat.

The Mattel doll comes complete with a director’s chair and her very own velvet rope, the company announced recently. Part of the toy maker’s “My Scene” line, the Lohan doll is due out in June and will retail for about $30.

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The first peek at the Lohan doll will come at the annual American International Toy Fair, which starts Sunday in New York and concludes Feb. 23.

Lohan, 18, also starred in “Freaky Friday” and recently finished shooting “Herbie: Fully Loaded,” an update of the Disney story about a plucky Volkswagen Beetle.

via ABC

Bonus – Valderrama Doll After the Jump

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2005

15

Feb

I am – Video Clips of the Day

If Video Killed the Radio Star, then the internet killed something too. I am thinking the record industry, TV viewership, print newspapers and mastubation to catalogs and national geographic. The point of this post is not to get into a sybiotic discussion about the internet as the fastest growing media, but to deliver you some clips that will make you laugh. So click the jump if you want to laugh.

Naked Clips form Filipino Movies
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American Idol Vegas Show Girl
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Helicopter Argument Between Co-Pilot and Pilot
Here

Idiots on Camera To Baby Got Back Song
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SICK breakdancing
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Coffessions of a Sociopathic Social Climber
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Woman Drawn From The inside Out
Here

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