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2005

01

Mar

I am – T-Shirt of the Day

This hot shirt is brought to you by the fine people at Model Sluts. I figured this would hit close to home, because watching is all you do, you perverts. I also made this the shirt of the day, because it is a pretty hot fantasy. Unlike you, I see it weekly when when my stepdaughters play X-Box on Saturday mornings. We have a no pants policy at my house.

It makes the long hours at the factory totally worth it.

If you want this shirt buy it at Coolest Shop (not an affiliate)

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2005

01

Mar

I am – Video Clips of the Day

There is nothing linke kickin’ back in front of your computer to take in the clips that are circulating the Internet. Well, that’s actually a lie, there are a lot better things to do than sitting in front of your computer looking for the latest clips circulating the net, but I guess not in your sad life. So this one’s for you. I hope it makes you smile. I know you need it.

Scratch Perverts…Scratching

Mini-Karate Star

El Camino’s Got Bouce

Crazy Accident

Girl Playing Tennis

Kate Beckinsale Topless

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2005

01

Mar

I am – How to make Money with your site

Here is some great sites to sign up with if you are looking to make some easy money.

Adult Friend Finder – Get the Geo Targeted banners and make some solid money quick

Nasty Dollars – Represents tons of great sites that convert well.

Casino Blasters: The best Casino program on the Net. They reprsent most of the big casino sites including Goldenpalace.com

Traffic Cash Gold
– They have a lot of big adult sites.

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2005

01

Mar

I am – Voyeur Open Directory

These pictures aren’t hardcore or anything like that. They are just my way of saying Girls Beware, there is always some kind of pervert with a camera near by, so if you are looking good, wearing tight pants, low cut shirts, mini skirts, you may end up on the Internet….I remember when I used to go around taking picture of Granny Upskirts, but that’s not really the same kinda thing.

I went through about 10 of the pictures, most of them look staged, but whatever, use your imagination, asshole.

VOYEUR OPEN DIRECTORY

via Chill

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2005

01

Mar

I am – Paris In a Fat Suit

Yeah – we are tired of paris too, but I came across this picture and it made me giggle like a school girl. I like to do that every once in a while, I find it refreshing.

Not quite as refreshing as swimming naked in the kiddie pool at the local YMCA, but pretty fucking close.

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2005

01

Mar

I am – Jewish Term of the Day

We will start with A and go all the way to Z. This could take a long time.

Dont forget to visit our Jewish content sponsor: Jews Kick Ass: The chosen tee shirt for the chosen people….

“Agunah” =Literally, anchored. A woman whose husband disappeared without divorcing her.

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2005

01

Mar

I am – Kristine DeBell Doing Porn

Kristine Debell, who the fuck is that? Well, she appeared in Night Court, possibly the best show on TV and the Young and the Restless. Like every good starving actress she also did some sideline work in porn. I remember when I was working on porn sets as a fluffer, it was not uncommon to get these hurtbags on set. Okay, I was never a fluffer, but a man can dream, can’t he?

Kristine DeBell DOING PORN

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2005

28

Feb

I am – Britney Spears Forgot Her Bra

I am a little late on this one. Saw it earlier today, and didn’t further investigate. Britney is out an about without a bra. We all know that’s the trend, we also all know that white trash can’t afford bras, so when in your hometown, do what the locals do….Her nipples aim south. Further proof she didn’t get implants, and if she did, girl needs a motherfucking refund. That’s like the time I went to an all you can eat shrimp buffet, and the shit gave me herpes. I went back a month later, complained and got a 10% off coupon. Britney needs to be doing that shit with her implants yo….

Via TaxiDriver

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2005

28

Feb

I am – Vida Guerra Photoshopped….

A while ago, we did a post on Vida Guerra’s ass. Everyone has been freaking about this ass for the longest time, I personally don’t care for booty. I am a huge fan of girls who have little boy asses. Nothing hotter.

Anyway – all good things do come to an end. So all you perverts who thought her as was legit were wrong. Bitch has been photoshopped like every other girl in the magazines. I don’t understand why you fuckers don’t just lower your standards and take the pressure off all the poor girls out there trying to fit into a mold. You are the reason why the girls you get with don’t cum, bitches are thinking about how fat their asses look. Oh, that’s right, you don’t get with girls….

After the jump, you will find, Vida guerra’s photoshop surprise….



via PHUN

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2005

28

Feb

I am – Judy Winslow Doing Porn

Do you remember Family Matters? Either do I. I think it was during the crack smoking 90s. In retrospect I wished I watched that shit everyday. Apparantly, they phased out the youngest child’s character. I have no idea whether it is true or not, but I do know that ABC’s TGIF line-up has always been pure shit, so I wouldn’t be surprised if they did.

The girl who played Judy Winslow, real name is Jaimee Foxworthy, hit hard times and did what every desperate girl should…..PORN.

I have a new found respect for this slut!

Judy Winslow’s a Dirty Slut, I won’t post the pics, because they are dirty. NSFW

This post was made possibe by OHNOYOUDIDNT

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