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2024

10

Dec

Shakira’s Old Lady Ass in Tight Pants of the Day

Tax Evader Shakira who I remember got in trouble with the Spanish government for not disclosing her income when she was living there, appears to be back at work to pay off those tax debts, unless this is just old content and not new content of the old lady.

People have historically had a thing for Shakira’s Latin booty shake, it was the premise of more than one of her songs and despite being in her 50s, these South American and Europeans eat better thatn Fat Americans so they rot differently, which is why I only watch European Geriatric porn and not American porn where the MILFs like like BOTCHED monsters…

Not that I watch porn..but if I did..

Not that you need to watch porn when you can make anything porn with the right mindset….

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2024

10

Dec

Christmas Ornament of the Day

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Holy Shit. I’ve made a Christmas Ornament.

ALL you Motherfuckers need 10 of these each.

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2024

10

Dec

Kate Beckinsale’s Dying Old Lady Whore Dressed Up of the Day

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If you’ve ever been to a funeral, you’ll know that those morticians can do wonders with the corpse.

I guess that’s what Kate Beckinsale’s Make Up artist is trained in….making dead or near dead bodies look good.

It’s probably easier to do before they die, since they are still alive….but for long, we just don’t know, since Beckinsale was hospitalized for shitting our throat…

That being said, she’s still able to go to events and pretend to eat RITZ CRACKERS…in heavy make-up like the brothel whore she is and we’ve got the pics…and videos…since she posted them on the internet.

I don’t know if you follow this garbage who thinks so fucking hot..but when someone leaves a negative on her profile, she goes fucking mental.

She’ll start posting screenshots of their profile, analyzing and ripping them apart…she’ll pull up pics of them and expose them for being assholes….ALL while being an asshole….arguably a BIGGER asshole because she has a huge reach and can ruin a man’s life….where as his meaningless comment on her feed could just be ignored…instead vindictive cyberbully cunt wants to ruin you…

She literally wants to use her celebrity to destroy a man’s life, with no remorse or empathy, when all she has to do is IGNORE or DELETE a comment.

She is a terrible person and clearly, she is a liberal, because that’s lib-tard behavior, when people are mean, or CEOs of healthcare companies, or if they think Transgenderism is a mental illness, because it is…they will LITERALLY want you dead….

In COVID, these people wanted me dead for not having a shot or wearing a mask and I’d have fights about the shit…

Meanwhile Kate Beckinsale, FULLY VACCINATED is dying from her vaccine injuries as her mom dies off from VACCINE turbo cancers…

No wonder she’s so mad…I just wish she was MAD at me….I could use the press!.

Here’s her daughter Lily Mo Sheen, not Charlie Sheen’s daughter, but if she was it would explain BECKINSALE”s AIDS.

I think you can see her nipple, which may remind you of her leaked nudes when she was dyking out on video in college, pussy spread and smeared across the camera fame of our minds….only to have them RUDELY ripped from our lives because her legal team MEANLY sent MEANIE emails to me, almost ABUSIVE and mean-spirited with threats of destroying this site, MY LIFE WORK, unless I take them down….these people can DISH IT NOT TAKE IT…

Anyway, I think you can see her daughter of a whore so she’s a whore nipple:

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2024

09

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

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2024

09

Dec

Katy Perry’s Old Lady Tits of the Day

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As someone who has though of Katy Perry as a monster since she first hit the scene….

It’s hard to accept her as a hot chick…I am amazed at how many people embraced her as a hot chick, mainly from the tits.

I couldn’t wrap my head around it and still can’t.

She’s in her 40s, on Ozempic and probably the least fat she’s ever been. Her tits survived the Ozempic, maybe they are fake, but that doesn’t make her good….

She’s a monster but a while ago I realized people like ugly chicks…and suddenly, it all started making sense to me…

You don’t need to be a hot chick to be jerked off to by the collective pervert.

The collective perverts don’t need a hot chick to jerk off they just need to be a chick….and even that is negotiable and not a sticking point or deal breaker.

They’re just as happy with a normal looking chick they can more authentically imagine having sex with because they aren’t substantially hot.

So they put these chicks in high places and the uglies start thinking they aren’t ugly….throwing off the whole balance of the human species…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2024

09

Dec

Charli XCX Heavy Set Tits in a Sheer Dress of the Day

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Charli XCX has properly sucked the collective dick of the industry and was given the opportunity to have a hit song, the song of the summer, a MEME song….that people quoted and referenced because the people of the internet are an embarrassing group and the reason I suggest you log off forever and start living outside of this terrible prison of the screen….

She’s had the solid fat tits since she first hit the scene when tapping into the US Market early on in her career, but she was also chubby, so it wasn’t all that impressive.

She did her variation of Lady Gaga and whoever else she was ripping off before eventually being a viral tiktok soundbite for the world.

She went to an event, because she’s important, and her tits are out, which are important because if you’re going to make me talk or write about famous idiots who aren’t that impressive or hot despite the fame and money they have because the world is low bar and low expectations and will buy into any pile of shit they are told to, they need to be showing off their fat heavy set tits.

That face, those eyebrows, those bags under her eyes all scare me….I mean if she’s not a demon there are definitely demons up inside her…probably in the butt plug she’s wearing to keep herself looking as excited as she does in these pics…..but luckily the tits are great, erasing that mean scowl and they make me want to rejoice like I was the butt plug she was wearing.

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2024

09

Dec

Sydney Sweeney Gets her Sex Appeal Back for a Multi Million Dollar Campaign of the Day

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Sydney Sweeney is the celebrity with the tits that everyone has a boner for….shed playedc a bull dyke recently and it was disturbing….but she is back.

She has been in partnership with some product called La Neige who had their high powered brains on their marketing team conceptualize a brilliant game show themed campaign where Sweeney is the HOST and the 3 guests…one seems to be a nerd and it’s offensive but showcases her amazing character work, since she’s a high profile actress…

None one of these genius level rocket scientist minds thought to fixate on her tits despite that being all that being the only thing anyone likes about Sweeney….

But I guess hiring Sweeney in and of itself was insane for a women’s product, since 99 percent of Sweeney’s fans are dudes jerking off, only to get post nut clarity when done to realize they aren’t that into her face…or acting….TITS are a magical drug.

So unless the brand knows that their product can be used as a lubricant for loser dudes to jerk off with, they are likely pissing their money away, but marketing is a write off, so I guess they’ll all pat themselves on the back to the success of the campaign, while perverts use it to remind them to pat themselves off to. the nude Sweeney Scenes…and by pat off, I mean jack off…

now the tits:

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2024

09

Dec

Britney Spears Dance Video of the Day

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I am a firm believer that if Britney Spears or her team of handlers that like you to believe she’s not dead while being totally dead, put out a video of her dancing weirdly, we should all do the decent thing and watch it.

Britney Spears is a legendary industry puppet who has been abused by the industry so hard that she ended up a braindead retarded weirdo and/or dead.

Her dances are so low quality that it is high concept, because we know she’s professionally trained, meaning she wants it to be bad…by design.

She claims she is moving to Mexico, where she may be killed off by the Cartel…so this is her house hunting in Mexico the way I’d want a girl to behave if she was here viewing the soiled couch I am renting in my shit stain of a basement apartment for 1000 dollars a month because it’s a housing crisis and she’s a Ukrainian refugee with a PUSSY….

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2024

09

Dec

Jay Z Finally Accused of Creepy Shit of the Day

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I saw that Jay Z was trending yesterday, luckily not for another bullshit song, or his whore pig wife Beyonce, but rather for a fucking takedown that probably should have happened A LONG time ago, but these monsters think they are above the law with their whole Illuminati shit and really most of them are.

Anyway, Jay Z, America’s donkey faced rapper and producer who managed to become a billionaire, owning all his private island and other things from his rise to the top after being a self proclaimed crack dealer who never got arrested for being a crack dealer despite singing songs about being a crack dealer….is being implicated into the Diddy shit with claims he raped a pre-teen or some shit.

I didn’t read the claims and I am the first to hate on sexual assault claims 20 years later when there’s cash settlements on the table to make them go away, whether they are real or not, because bitches LIE…

However, I dislike Jay-Z so bad that I’m siding with any women who try to bring him down…I’m an ally or some shit…

I have been questioning Jay-Z for as long as Rihanna existed, because his team imported her from Barbados when she was 14 and turned her into Rihanna. In some parts of the world, that’s called human trafficking and I never really understood why he got away with it, but it made lots of money, so that’s probably why….

Not to mention, Rihanna isn’t even that hot, was never that hot, so there was a serious demonic spell put on her and on us to make that whole thing happen.

So as we wait for other opportunistic VICTIMS to come forward with their questionable stories, I am going to believe them all.

In the meantime, we’ll look at weird Satanic Princess Rihanna, half naked to celebrate the trending hashtag on Elon Musk’s personal social media network….the New Tom from Myspace…

Posted in:Rihanna

2024

09

Dec

J.Lo’s Old Stinky Lady Ass in a Tight Dress of the Day

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I will never endorse the creepy pervert puppet that is J.Lo. She’s offended me since the day they tried to sell me on her fat ass, even though I like fat ass.

I just didn’t believe in her fat ass, it felt forced, manufactured and when I found out she couldn’t even speak Spanish, it was obvious she was a fraud.

Her eagerness to be in everything she could, involved in everything she could, while letting anything she could get inside of her was just over compensation.

Now that she’s a rotted pig in the backyard of a Puerto Rican farm, makes her trying to be seductive laughable.

Sure,. people will buy into it and endorse it. They will say shit like SLEIGH MY JINGLE BELLS YOU USELESS CUNT….because she’s hotter than the average 75 year old….but this shit is too menopausal, too geriatric and screams “LOCK HER UP”….because we know that she was frontlines in those DIDDY TAPES, but will be unscathed because she’ll claim to be a victim under a spell, rather than an active participant….assuming she was involved in his weirdness…which you can’t because her legal team will destroy you, see she’s very fucking rich…

But it is hard to assume she wasn’t, maybe even the master mind in the whole thing really..

In conclusion, granny’s tight dress is totally inappropriate, you can totally see the diaper, but I guess it’s impressive she’s getting it done without a walker.

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