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2024

10

Sep

Julianne Hough’s Stomach of the Day

I don’t know if Julianne Hough’s stomach is a product of her being molested as a young Mormon dancer, which I believe is the storyline that she wrote about in her book that I will surely never read because I don’t know how to read, but if I did, I would read biographies of more interesting people than weird dancers from a reality show.

I do know that Julianne Hough’s stomach, especially when in motion, doing some real faggy fucking dancing on the streets of NYC like some kind of theatre kid asshole you’d probably want to punch in the face if you were allowed….is fucking weird.

Maybe it’s from being skinny as fuck, whether through starvation or not…but it’s like you can pick a fold to fuck and that is something typically reserved for fat chicks…

Maybe she’s starving herself out, maybe she’s got cancer, the whole skin hanging off her is messy and luckily for us, almost vaginal…making it appealing….in a pick and fold and fuck it kind of way…

Asshole dancing theatre kid or not, Asshole fucked by Seacrest Out or not, she’s embarrassing but fuckable which doesn’t cancel out the embarrassing, but that helps push it through…like some fibre for a constipated shit…SHE is the PRUNE JUICE to your constipated SHIT…

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2024

10

Sep

Tate McRae’s Got Tits of the Day

Tate McRae is apparently a big deal, with over 4.5 million followers.

You may have never heard of her, but she’s got some tits and I figure that’s about all you need to know about her, it’s not like you’re going to sing along to her pop music for TikTok or do her choreographed dances, because that would be pretty fucking weird.

You’re a man and in being a man, celebrating a busty 21 year old who shows off her tits is far more interesting than any trash music or dance she’s putting out to the world in her brainwashing while being used as a pawn for the industry to captivate the minds of the youths…

So looking at her exploitation of her tits is better!

Posted in:Tate McRae

2024

10

Sep

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

It’s Tiny Tits Tuesday where we celebrate a handful of tiny tits that are probably not even a handful of tit, but that’s ok, as long as the nipple in intact and functioning the way a nipple is supposed to function, then we’re good.

The tiny tit is a titty too, that’s why we need to MAKE TINY TITS GREAT AGAIN, not that they were never NOT great, they were always great, because of the whole being a tit thing.

We need to remember that burying ourselves in big tits come with risk and liability, never quite knowing how disgustingly the big tit will hang, but with tiny tits, the margin of error is less…sure some tiny tits suck, but statistically a decent tiny tit is easier to come across than a rocking monster tit…because big tits are for fat girls and we hate fat girls…

The point of this STORY TODAY is to not let the tiny tits in your life murder the tits through surgeries….but to embrace the tiny tit by taking pics of them and uploading them to the internet for me to stare at….tell them it is empowering or some shit…

Posted in:TINY TITS

2024

09

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

I spent the day erasing Michael Jackson’s daughter from this website.

Apparently, she doesn’t like my jokes and has a billion dollars to destroy me, which I should have let her do, I could use the coverage…

I was feeling nice, she is boring, it happen because I don’t care enough to troll these people…but we can collectively hope I have some kind of virtual melt down or revelation where I go back on the offense and start trolling these celebrities better than I have to date….which for those who have been around long enough isn’t saying much….but it’s saying something because trolls did happen.

AI can write movies, songs and BLOGS all while people don’t read…and those who do read aren’t throwing opportunities my way, if anything they don’t like me for making fun of their starlets that make them the real money…and I don’t have tits to sell on ONLYFANS….So staring at the wall while trying to figure out if my hemorrhoid itch is pleasurable, giving me prostate boners and turning me gay…..it is….

The FIRE of TROLLING in the depths of my GROIN glows bright motherfuckers….but that could just be the hemorrhoid prostate boners….

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Fat Ass Jiggle
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Eniko’s Tits
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Taste the Titty Chocolate
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Full Frontal in Norwegian Movie
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Booty Model in a Bikini
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Eiza Gonzalez Cleavage
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7 Times Celebs Were Heroes in Real LIfe
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J.Lo and Matt Damon Hold Hands
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Hit Hard Real Voice Comes Out
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Selena Gomez is Not Pregnant Just Fat
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Nina Agdal Pregnant Fetish Photoshoot
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Will Smith Loves Spaghetti
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Crashes Caught on Dashcam
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Skilled Workers
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Lady Gaga Talks Joker Movie
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The 7 Worst Thing About Having a High IQ
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7 Famous People for No Reason
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Things Going Wrong
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2024

09

Sep

Rumored Denis Quaid Wife Nudes of the Day


Dennis Quaid may not be Randy Quaid, but I guess he’s more appealing to the Hollywood machine than his brother the misfit….

He is married to some chick named Laura Savoie who is apparently the star of these leaked nudes…

They met at a “business event” but they don’t clarify that her business before seducing 70 year old actors was probably escorting…

She’s apparently working on her PhD, is a CPA and has a real estate license and a yoga instructor so the strategic business move for the business minded woman was to land a rich guy to support all her habits and based on her nudes, she’s got the tits to suppor that.

They claim to be devout Christians but her pornography seems to tell a different story because where I am from, you can’t be a christian and a pornographer, even if that porn is destined to your husband, you’re still a HEATHEN…a hot bodied, hot tit heathen that if I was a 70 year old Quaid, I’d buy too.

Posted in:Laura Savoie

2024

09

Sep

Ella Hunt’s Hard Nipple of the Day

Ella Hunt is some British Actress who has been in a few things over the last 12 years, most recently, she’s in the Kevin Costner SAGA Horizon which I haven’t seen, but doesn’t mean that I wouldn’t watch it, I’m into cowboy shit…

I don’t know if she has any hardcore sex scenes in the Horizons Saga, that they’ve cancelled the theatrical release of part two and three because not enough people like cowboy shit enough to leave their house and sit through it at some shit soaked bed bug ridden movie theater….when they can just wait to watch it at home in their underwear, in their safe place they can jerk off to the Ella Hunt sex scenes without fear of being arrested like PEEWEE HERMAN (RIP MOTHERFUCKER) or other sex offenders….

I do know that she’s got a hard nipple in her outfit and that’s about as close to a sex scene you can get in an outfit worn in public…so here it is.

I’m an old fucking man and still respond to hard nipples the way I did when I was 15….with joy and excitement. Maybe I am stunted, maybe that is where my mental capacity ended because I had a traumatic experience like being molested….who knows, but hard nips still matter and so do you, well you not so much, but hard nipples forever.

Posted in:Ella Hunt

2024

09

Sep

Naked and Pregnant Nina Agdal of the Day

Here are some pics of Nina Agdal naked and pregnant because pregnant chicks think you want to see them naked while pregnant….

I assume it is an attempt to convince you that she wasn’t born with a set of balls, not realizing that in these modern times, we’re very familiar with the medical and scientific fact that men can have babies, and that some men are born with both balls and uterus….

She also doesn’t seem to realize that I’ve watched movies and I’ve seen them make some pretty realistic looking pregnant chicks who aren’t pregnant at all…

But then again, if she is able to get pregnant, it only makes sense that she would do it with a sucker like Logan Paul who is the leader of a billion dollar energy drink brand, a youtube sensation and the kind of guy who is probably busy and distracted so he’ll just throw money at the Danish who doesn’t look as delicious as the Danishes at the local bakery, but I’ve always thought she was overrated and pulling a scam….with her throat.

So the pregnant version of her naked or not still has that freakish head and her muscular ass and giant milk filled tits can’t override that shit…

Posted in:Nina Agdal

2024

09

Sep

Medical Worker Monday of the Day

I’ve been seeing some threats of COVID’s return, at least in the form of retards in masks in their car alone….

I still have PTSD from the whole COVID thing but I am not a believer that it will happen again…but then again…we are a group of retards…and I don’t believe that people have spines or are capable of any original thought, so they’ll comply with shit that doesn’t make sense just because they are told to, which is always funning to watch from as an outsider, because I’m sure we’re all sociopathic enough to appreciate a good manipulating a retard into doing something they aren’t supposed to do, like the time I manipulated an actual retard I worked with to grab the tit of one of our co-workers, it was so easy to convince him that she asked me to ask him to do it, but that he had to ensure that it was a surprise and that he didn’t ask for permission first….

He got fired….

I laughed and I laughed…but the truth is that retards shouldn’t be in these work programs that don’t pay minimum wage in the first place, so I was really doing him a favor…

Anyway…..

With it being an ELECTION YEAR, there could be some sort of pandemic to lock us all in like we’ve been locked in before, and people will go along with it, but the hope is that shit never happens again…

If it does, it will give these HEALTHCARE HEROES something to do outside of producing porn on the job, you know give them actual work and parades to validate them instead of forcing them to tap into the nurse fetish, selling their body to the fans as a secondary revenue stream….

In the meantime, here are their nudes.

Posted in:NURSES

2024

09

Sep

Britney Spears Farts on a Hat of the Day

Here’s a video of Britney Spears gyrating the air, like she’s fucking a ghost, or one of the voices in her crazy head.

She’s also in a skimpy bikini and showing off her pubic bone, which is something that she does in these weirdly shot videos from the prison she calls home.

I still think she’s on a Green Screen, or that this shit is just AI, but I don’t think it really matters whether Britney is dead, or if she’s actually in the midst of a mental breakdown that we are experiencing, or if her handlers just want us to think she’s being crazy while using a body double, while she’s in a medical induced coma in her a hospital bed in her basement….

I think the whole thing is pretty erotic….and I’m not even into girls farting in cowboy hats as a fetish….

I’m more into half naked 40 something pop stars crashing and burning in the weirdest of ways…she’s professionally trained but handles the internet like a crackwhore who just got her first phone with a camera on it from the government so she’s doing her best to make it count…

Posted in:Britney Spears

2024

09

Sep

Sydney Sweeney’s Tits in Canada of the Day

Sydney Sweeney is probably the most important celebrity of the times, which is inspiring for the diversity and inclusivity movement, because it proves that there is work for woman who have freakishly large tits for their small frames….

What would have once been seen as a birth defect that belonged in a touring circus, or fetish pornography, is now something that can exist in the mainstream….

So despite her having a rockin’ set of tits, she’s been able to make it in America and that’s inspiring….like watching the Special Olympics runners with no legs hop along the track events like that dude who killed his GF in South Africa…

She has taken her DISABILITY and made it her ABILITY….her HANDICAP is her HANDICAPBLE….

A white blonde chick with great tits can live the American Dream in the entertainment industry despite all the adversity…

Incredible walls have been climbed, glass ceilings broken, because never before has a busty blonde made it in entertainment, but I guess Sydney’s talent outshines her tits….

INSPIRING…

She’s in Toronto promoting some movie.

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