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2024

03

Oct

Sydney Sweeney is Glamour’s Woman of the Year of the Day

Sydney Sweeney is just coming off a cheesy ad that is getting hype because it includes her in the bath by a brand who once advertised here but never came back because I guess they don’t like our jokes…pussies.

She’s also coming off a year of hype after about 5 years of being naked in various TV shows and movies, in efforts to really become a household name that all generations, including the Hollywood hating Gen Z can align with…through the collective enjoyment of her exposed big tits…

In a divided world, I think Sweeney’s figured out how to bring us all together, or at least to get us all to come together, because we seem to become retarded pacifist dopes when we are exposed to the tits she’s offering us.

Glamour Magazine has named her the woman of the year, probably because of her tits doing humanitarian work…or maybe they consider important women those who show their big tits for attention and who get that attention.

I feel like there could be MORE important woman out there, but they just aren’t as clickbait oriented to get the ad dollars in, so fuck them, let’s celebrate the tit.

TITS:

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2024

03

Oct

Paige Spiranac Feeling Herself Up of the Day

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Paige Spiranac apparently makes 1,000,000 dollars a month on her exclusive content platform that she’s not allowed to get naked on.

That’s 1,000,000 dollars being robbed from the lonely and/or pathetic pervert, which makes me sad.

Even if some of her subscribers are rich married dudes, the fact that they are paying for this kind of thing also makes me sad.

It’s like get some testosterone and be a man, paying a woman for pictures they don’t get naked in is SERIOUS cuck shit.

ALSO, all this shit gets leaked to the internet, so if anything, put in 1 dollar with 100 dudes, 10 cents with 1000 dudes, to sign up to her shit and ROBIN HOOD that shit for the rest of us.

Make a big titty instagram bitch who whores herself out while trying to maintain a mainstream appeal to brands 100 dollars from 1 subscriber a month….and get these people going back to giving it away for free when trying to get noticed on instagram amongst the other whores.

These paying subscribers are complicating the whole dynamic of whores whoring on instagram….

PLUS she doesn’t even get naked, that’s like buying a Pizza that is just a can of tomato sauce….you know WE NEED THE CRUSTY CUNT and CHEESY NIPS bitch.

Feeling herself up for money doesn’t cut it, but at least it establishes who she is and paints a CLEAR picture of her soulless whore flawed character.

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2024

03

Oct

Margaret Qualley is Hot for an Ugly Chick of the Day

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Margaret Qualley is Andie MacDowell’s daugther, so you know her working her way through the industry was one with a lot of road blocks, lots of struggles and lots of dick sucks just to pay her rent to get to those auditions that weren’t being handed to her, you know since it’s way more difficult when you have to live up to your mother’s name, people actually discriminate you and no favors are handed out….

I’m all for nepotism….

This Qualley was apparently raised in Asheville, which is unfortunately being destroyed for their Quartz and Lithium mines by the MACHINE that doesn’t care about you, you useless breather. You just fund the whole operation. It’s a fucking tragedy.

I don’t know how down to earth and wholesome or country this Qualley is, but she did go to school in North Carolina, so it adds to her appeal as a celebrity rich kid. Which is a fetish of mine. The LA rich kids are the fucking worst kind of creatures you’d like to hate while jerking off to them…knowing exactly how garbage they are.

Anyway, she’s tall and skinny, which makes her hot to begin with, at least to perverts like me. The girl doesn’t need a rocking or beautiful face when she’s got that kind of body….

So in her new movie where she plays some growth that comes out of an old as shit Demi Moore, who makes a deal with some scientist to have a younger and more beautiful version of her crawl out of her and exist with her for 7 days on and old Demi exits the 7 days off, but obviously the hot young thing takes over and disgustingness happens.

I saw the movie illegally, it’s alright, kinda a rip off of other movies we’ve seen, but nothing’s original so the good news is that Qualley is naked in it, she’s apparently in prosthetic tits, and they balance out her body in a way that makes it better.

So she’s hot in an ugly kind of way….check it out since I haven’t already posted it.

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2024

03

Oct

Asshole Behind Thong Thursday of the Day

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There’s some conspiracies that the alien takeover is actually through parasites and parasites are spread through shit….so the best way for the mind controlling aliens to get into your brain in through the asshole.

Since the aliens are at the top of the food chain and have the ability to manipulate the slave class of retards like us through media, entertainment, social media, brand marketing, etc.

So they have decided to celebrate the asshole over the last 20 years, turning everyone gay or into eating asshole, which in the 90s was seen as a dirty thing to do…because people didn’t want to eat shit…and today it’s a first date activity.

To make the asshole more desirable, as the window to the soul, they’ve developed un inefficient panty, the THONG, which even I have a fetish for…which barely covers the asshole…which you’d think is something you’d want in a panty.

Here are asshole spreaders in their thong showing off assholes for the parasite spreading they want so bad…

It may be a conspiracy, but it’s a fun conspiracy, since assholes are exciting behind thongs!

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2024

02

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

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Welcome to Losertown…down the gutter from Loserville….

In a world of these idiots who think they are cool on social media bragging about their existences…We’re over here perfectly sucking at life.

Sure, it’s all a matter of perception or perspective…if you’re a super loser, you’re just winning at losing…

But don’t you ever wish you were cool though?? Like at the time, in my youth I didn’t really give a shit about being cool or what other people though, if anything I just wanted to troll the people who thought they were cool.

However, in hindsight, it would have been far more lucrative to have manipulated those who thought they were cool into thinking that I was cool, because then there would have been far more opportunities for me….

Maybe being a loser is bad energy and your goal should be to fake being cool, so the other fake cool people who think they are cool let you in and then open doors for you to travel on private jets, make internet money, or better yet…fuck hot chicks….

Something to think about on this lovely SURVIVOR NIGHT…you faggots.

HERE ARE SOME STEPLINKS…

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Sydney Sweeney in the Bath for a Soap Brand that Advertised on THIS site early in their INSTAGRAM BRAND life cycle – but NEVER gave me another DOLLAR because they’d rather give Sweeney a cool Million and WATCH DRUNKENSTEPFATHER DIE….BOYCOTT THIS BRAND WHILE STARING AT SWEENEY TITS.
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Paige Spiranac – Golf Whore
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Aubrey Plaza Sex Scene
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Zendaya Legs for Fashion Week
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Babe on a Mechanical Bull
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Skateboard Fail – Don’t Watch This
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Irina Shayk in Paris Being Hot
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Topless Rachel Cook
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Olympian Alica Schmidt is on Vacation
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VP Debate Memes from the Left….
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Natasha Poly Nipple
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20 Ways You Will Most Likely Die in America
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Lady Gaga Living Harley Quinn Life
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Delilah Hamlin Shows Off the Nipples
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Slutty NFL WAG Showing Off Fitness Gear
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Bella Thorne is a Slutty Dress Showing Off her Nipple Rings
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Tragic Stories of Memes
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Worst Seat Ever
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Mena Suvari with Zombies
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Fails
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Idiotic Escalator Fart Prank
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Giraffe Stops Mountain Biker
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Best Vending Machine Ever
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Beyonce in her Levis
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Brittany Mahomes is Pregnant and Pushing Products with her Mom Tits
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Chess King Sacrifice
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Lizard Invades Home
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Dog Pranks Man
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Ariana Grande Talks her Plastic Surgery
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Hot Volleyball Playing Pussy
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Karen Moments
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1920s Helicopters
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The Car Catcher in the 1930s
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Everything Streaming in October
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Livvy Dunne’s Slutty Outfit Birthday Content
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Scary Snakes
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Mikey Madison in a Tight Dress
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Chloe Moretz Doing Shit
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Peyton Roi List in Pantyhose
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Zoe Saldana Skimpy Dress
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Reina Hardesty Pantsless Outfit
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Zendaya Coleman Skinny
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Selena Gomez Titty
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Bella Thorne Whorin
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Alica Vikander Pantsless Outfit
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Barbara Palvin is at Fashion Week
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Alycia Debnam-Careyu in a Black Dress
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Isabel Merced for Fashion
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From stepSMUT!!

(LINKS BELOW ARE NSFW!)
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Mental Cases
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Big Booty Dick Rider
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Pussy Reveal
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Goopy!
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Tits Fucked From Behind
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Gripping the Dildo
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Unacceptable Devices
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Big Boob Masturbating
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Fake Tit Milf
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Spreading for a Dildo-Ing
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Public Acts that Make You a Whore
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Ass to Ass
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2024

02

Oct

Ariel Winter Puts her Pussy in Her Man’s Face and Flashes Tit of the Day

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Ariel Winter is back….

There was a time when we were writing about her big sloppy breast reduced tits almost daily, because she was going through that whoring herself on social media as hard as she could, before deciding to commit her life to eating junk food and getting fat.

She seems less fat, so they probably have her on the right sedatives to keep her calm during these child star in retirement years, so in being less fat, she decided to hop on some trend that looks a lot like a sex act….

It involves her man spinning her around like she was on his dick, only to stop midway for a pussy lick….

Some call this the standing 69….

Unlike the naked and pornographic version of this, it’s not that fun to watch.

If anything, it is theatrical and gay but at least her pussy is being put in her man’s face…

Now, whether she has a gross stinkbox of a pussy or her man is a closet case scared of pussy, but willing to get with it to get that life with an ABC child star….like Sarah Hyland’s gay husband…or whether he’s just a handler hired by the industry to babysit their prized possession that they created and must keep under control so that she doesn’t expose their tactics and blow up their Hollywood creeper spot….it still happened.

Now – some upside down TITTY.

Now – with tit slip:

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2024

02

Oct

Mom Sophie Turner in Lingerie for the Game of Thrones Perverts of the Day

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Sophie Turner bred with a Jonas Brother, but that’s not what she’s jerked off for.

She’s jerked off to becasue she was in Game of Thrones and that was a hit show amongst more than just the nerds who would be into that kind of fantasy shit. It was a hit show amongst the masses and that confused me at the time.

I guess I am just one of those autistic kinds of people who can’t really connect with fantasy stories about castles and dragons in a land far far away. The group of LARPERS who smell like stale cum, snack foods and sadness that were into that kind of thing always threw me off with their awkwardness and anger.

However, in running a perverted site about celebrities, I’ve come to accept the extreme nerd as a friend and for that reason I am sharing one of the women they probably jerk off to, doing something more worthy of being jerked off to than riding dragons….

She’s in lingerie, being a whore in the movies, she’s a tall blonde…so it’s an acceptable presentation of a girl you pretend you’re married to being hot and bothered for you to get hot and bothered to….

I don’t endorse nerd shit, fantasy shit, dragons and shit…but I do endorse half naked celebrities nerds made famous for that shit, when they are getting naked or near naked in less gay ways.

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2024

02

Oct

Bella Thorne Fitness of the Day

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Bella Thorne is probably not best known for coming out against all the whores on Ozempic for being fake fucks with their body images thanks to using medication to get them where they need to be….which may not be available for long because of this strike going on at the ports which apparently import the main Ozempic ingredient from INDIA…so we’re about to get fat people…let’s hope this strike starves us all out and fattens all these Hollywood lying fucks…

Anyway, Bella Thorne who is seemingly fake and rocking fake tits….her face full of fake injections to make her look more like the pornstars she was envious of when coming out of her Disney experience because like a lot of the world, they were confused into thinking porn chicks were hot because dudes jerk off to what porn chicks do…when we all know that porn chicks are fucking vile pigs.

So as Bella cried about Ozempic because she felt fat, she decided to drop 30 pounds and start showing up to events again with her tits out….

Now she’s sharing her workout videos, which can be seen as erotic if you’re into girls in skimpy clothes rockin’ big tits doing fitness moves. Which is how I think Bella Thorne originally sexualized herself on social media before deciding to fully go hard with OnlyFans for the cash grab.

Either way, she’s full of shit because she’s created by the industry….and we’ll still look at her tits.

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2024

02

Oct

Julianne Hough Defends Being Skinny in a Fat World of the Day

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Mormon Gone Wild who is probably best known for letting Ryan Seacrest do coke off her asshole before fucking it, at least that’s the story I heard….who you may be thinking “no, she’s actually best known for being the dancing with the stars chick who fucks her brother, or at least simulates fucking her brother through her retarded dance”….has been getting some hate for being skinny.

You see, we live in a world where turning your back on your religion to be a whore in Hollywood who dances for the rich and famous demons is celebrated and jerked off to….but the second the bitch, who has always been skinny, gets too skinny for the fat fucks of instagram….we’ve got a problem.

Yesterday, we had video of her simulating sexual acts in the Sauna with her Retard Sauna hat….all while promoting a book about how she was molested, the modern 50 Shades of Grey to a demonic child molesting industry.

Today, we have her saying “I’m healthy, this is what healthy looks like you fat fuck, thanks for your concern DIABETES MOM, but I’m over here being a WINE DOG MOM who has nothing better to do than stay fit as she ages out of her prime”….

STOP THE SKINNY BITCH HATE…..you fat fucks….

STOP TRYING TO MAKE SKINNY BITCHES FAT….because you are fat and miserable and want everyone fat and miserable because skinny reminds you that you are fat and miserable and that upsets you.

I support skinny women, in fact, that’s the only thing this dancing idiot has going for her….

Here she is dancing a fool with her dog…

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2024

02

Oct

Wet Spot Wednesday of the Day

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It’s Wet Spot Wednesday….

If it was WET SHIT Wednesday, it’s be a far worse exploration of a woman’s bodily functions….

Since it’s WET SPOT Wednesday, we can pretend that the wetness is not from a vaginal infection but out of pure HORNINESS and a NEED to get impregnated by our SEED even though they don’t know who we are, they are just self involved cunts who like showing off their cunts to anyone willing to see their cunts and we’re just useless fucking mouth breathers who sit on the sidelines giving them what they want…..

But at least we get to see how WET they get when they are horny, ovulating, or wanting you, the random spectator to think you’re involved in this in any way other than being USED.

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