I remember the day Justin Pierce hanged himself. For those of you who don’t remember him, he was Casper inkidsIt took me a few days to find out because I was sleeping with a one-legged hooker in Alabama. She priced herself on a discount, but should have set a premium, the positions she could get herself into were mind blowing, something only a one-legged hooker could do.

If you don’t want to miss out on any celebrity deaths go Here

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Back in Mexico we had to hunt for food. We were so poor that we had no other choice. I was responsible for bringing home the meat. I would go out as a little boy with nothing by a stick and rusty nail and I would hunt. I would never come home empty handed, however the animals I hunted were mainly rodents, like rats.

These crazy fucks have a page dedicated to their hunting pics. Their animal of choice is the Brown Bear. I won’t post pics, because dead animals are gross.

HERE

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We already mentioned that one of our favorite Victoria Secret/SI models Petra Nemcova was chilling in a tree when the tsunami hit. We already mentioned that she is now in a vulnerable place and vulnerable girls are the easiest to get. More importantly, the tragedy recently made her single and she is really ripe for the picking. Here are some pictures of her in the hospital bed, for those of you who get off to that kinda thing, and I know some of you have that doctor/patient fetish, freaks.

More pictures of Petra Nemcova after the jump.

Previously: I am – Supermodel Tsunami

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Rumour has it Rick has a second video of paris, this is a follow up to “1 Night in Paris”

PARIS Hilton was last night braced for the release of a SECOND video of her sex romps.

Sleazy ex-lover Rick Salomon plans a sequel to the tape that made him millons.

The gambling tycoon, 33, boasts he has more red-hot footage. A source revealed: “He is telling friends he has another Paris porn tape ready to go.�

Embarrassed hotel heiress Paris, 23 — a reality TV star in the US — was yesterday on holiday with her family in Hawaii.

More PAris after the Jump

The first tape became the most searched for item on the internet. The insider said of the new clips: “Millions worldwide will want to see them.�Via the Sun Here

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Think you can tell the difference? I know Jesus Martinez (the drunken Stepfather) cant. See how you can do.

Bottom cheeks and boobies: they come in pairs.
And they look somewhat the same.
But one pair gives milk, the other can stink.
One pair are in front and up. The other in the back and down.
So it should be easy to keep them apart. Right?

HERE

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Hilton sisters on the beach, just so everyone knows I was working the assembly line, closing the lids on jars. I am very bitter. I haven’t seen the ocean in 20 years, and here these rich girls are mocking us. I would so love to knock one of them up! PALIMONY for life motherfucker. I am wondering what ever happened to the one-piece bathing suit, all these girls rock the bikini!

More pics after the jump

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Remember – This is just the spam i got, I don’t have the link, I don’t know where to get the DVDs, but read the spam it’s fuckin porno. I don’t advocate spamming people, but I do like to fuck spam the meat, it smells better than my wife’s cooch

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Today’s word is gooch. The gooch is the ass-neck, or the connection between your asshole and your balls. You can see the results here

With every search comes the stepfather top 5 list. Today I am going to switch things up with thumbnails instead of the past “here” links. Are you excited, I am, but not because of the thumbnails, but because the girls are having a slumber party tonight.

Bearded Gooch.

More Google Images of the Day after the jump

A Gooch and a Ponytail

Gooch Got Teeth

I got this gooch under control

Even Jesus had a Gooch

BONUS GOOCH

This Gooch has Class

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This is a message I got from a tranny named Macauley Culkin. He actually sent it to all his friends, and for some reason I am one of his friends.I have nothing against trannies, I am a huge fan of all the Rogue Adventure movies…nothing like cock and tits on the same body.

The message goes a little something like this

Subject: Moving in a snowstorm
ok, so my roommate who has been saying she’ll leave
and then deciding to stay for the past six months is
finally moving out.
This means… I need a roommate for Feb. 1st.
Someone queer/trans positive is a MUST. Please
forward this to anyone who might be interested.

About Him
On top of my computer is a Hulk Hogan action figure riding a moose.
I have a lot of books.
I am one of those people you don’t notice first in the room.
But I am not bored.

It’s Picture:

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I noticed that they have had coverage in a bunch of magazines including Hustler and Maxim. I don’t read magazines (I don’t know how to read), and if I did, neither hustler or maxim would make my list of shitty magazines to read.

More after the jump

Testy Festy is probably the trashiest event I have ever come across, and I have come across at least three events in my day. This is like the Gay Pride Parade for poor people. I am poor, but I don’t congregate with poverty.

The ticket pricing is even designed for people and their Trailers.

General Admission: $10.00
Tent/Pickup Canopy: $10.00
RV/5th Wheel, etc: $20.00
Sunday Half Price

No Kids, Hassles or Brought-In Beverages

Here are a few pics from the event (I could only get 9 because they have bandwidth restictions, those poor fucks)

Watch the Shades they are from The dollar Store

I couldn’t afford pants so I wore my best thong

Thanks for bailing me out…Dad

Double Fisting

What dreams are made of, cock and moustache

My muff-gut brings all the boys to the trailer park

Grandma, look what I’ve been hiding all these years…

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