At age eleven, Maurice chevalier landed his first singing job at 12 francs a week.

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This be the getty image round-up for the day. I went through getty half-assed and chose some pics I really got soft for…I am actually always soft, because these years of drinking have made me impotent, but that we will save for another story

Getty image round-up after the jump, I never claim these are the best pics, so comment on them if you disagree.

Lavar Burton, because he can go anywhere..it’s a book yo

Jean Paul Gauthier with a lot of hair

Little Louie Vega, my mexican brother, isn’t so little at all…the irony

Grammy gift bag is worth more than my house, which isn’t saying much, but is saying something….

The Gin Blossoms, Who are they?

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Sex tapes have changed the world that we live in. I believe that they have made households around the nation a happier, safer place….instead of husbands renting porn, they are making porn with the missus…I also think Paris Hilton really made the sex tape cool, opening the gates to teenagers everywhere to experiment with a video camera, digital camera or a camera phone. I remember when I was 16, I had to date a girl for 3 months, just to get her in her bra, now teens are bending over on camera hoping it will one day be found and they will get their own reality TV show.

All I have to say about that is – send your sex tapes/pics here

In the meantime check out the original Celeb Sex Tape starlet Pam Anderson, but this time she’s with Brett Michaels, not Tommy Lee….I have seen the screen caps of this over the last couple years but never actual clips…

Pamela Anderson and Brett Micheals Make Fuck

Enjoy Pervert!

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We are the home of Lohan. So even if that means reporting this dull bit of news we will do it for the sake of our reputation. The BIG news is her first album Speak been certified Platinum by the RIAA. She co wrote 5 of the 11 songs, so doesn’t that mean she didn’t even help write the majority of the album? That’s all for now on the Lohan front.

Full story and Link after the Jump

Slightly more than a month in the stores, Lindsay Lohan’s recording debut, Speak has been certified Platinum by the RIAA. Lindsay co-wrote 5 of the 11 songs on the record including the title track and the two singles.
Closing out a year that has included a box office hit and being declared 2004’s “Hot Girl” by Rolling Stone Magazine, Lohan can now add Platinum selling recording artist to her resume.

Lohan has starred in The Parent Trap, Freaky Friday, Confessions Of A Teenage Drama Queen and most recently in Mean Girls. She recorded much of SPEAK while filming the upcoming remake of Herbie, the Love Bug, titled HERBIE: Fully Loaded and began shooting Just My Luck.

Via Teen Music

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I like ebay, because ebay is CRAZY, people post CRAZY things, and sometimes when I think I am CRAZY I go to ebay and say HEY I am Not nearly as crazy as this cunt.

I decided to deliver the Drunken Stepfather readers some pretty CRAZY ebay auctions. I know there is probably tons of websites
that update people on weird eBay crap, but I don’t care. Because the shit I find is better.
Check our first one out drunken losers!

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’60s VINTAGE Male Nude CHAMPION SIGNED Walt COVERT

This SIGNED vintage* color male nude beefcake photograph by photographer Walter KUNDZICZ of CHAMPION Studio features model Walt COVERT. This is an ORIGINAL Champion print dating from the 1960s. These early prints by Champion Studio are quite RARE and difficult to find and only a few are signed by Kundzicz himself. We are offering vintage Champion Studio photographs in both the adult and non-adult Photography categories of eBay this week, listed with our other auctions at the link below.

Kundzicz’s work represents an interesting time period in beefcake photography. As the 1950s gave way to the 1960s, muscle-headed beefcake gave way to free spirited, playboy jocks and roadsters. Photographers like Kundzicz, Renslow, Bellas and Milo pushed not only the esthetic boundaries that had confined the previous decade, they pushed the legal boundaries with more revealing posing straps and sexier props. But it is Kundzicz’s color images that, perhaps, best capture this time period on the cusp of the sexual revolution, posing sunny, youthful models in everyday settings like the garage, the bedroom, the rumpus room, and the shower. Historically he has his place among the best photographers of his time, and deserves to be recognized for his innovative vision.

The 3½-by-5-inch image is printed on heavy glossy stock. The photograph is in good condition with a few minor marks on the surface.

eBay auction of the day

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I remember when I got booked for the first time, I had just turned 18 and I was running a minor prostitution ring with girls from my high school. It wasn’t a pleasant experience when what I thought was a John, rolled around to our spot, a local arcade, and asked for the youngest/freshest girl I had….so I looked around the arcade, found him a 15 year old (it’s legal in Canada) and sent him on his way, after that pervert had his way with her…and refused to pay, I called the police to get my fucking money…I overlooked the fact that soliciting sex is illegal…I learnt my lesson good….

If you are bored at home check out Anderson County Detention Center Live Video Feed.

I watched it for about 10 minutes and saw nothing but a bunch of lazy pigs – doin’ they thing yo…let us know your stories…tell us what this live feed let you see…

LIVE FEED HERE

Check out the Anderson Sex Offenders Directory HERE

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We will start with A and go all the way to Z. This could take a long time.

“Afikomen= Dessert. Portion of a matzah eaten near the end of the Seder.”

Previously
Abraham

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I just saw something on “OHNOYOUDIDN’T” that made me think, these girls aren’t real celebrities, except Nicole Richie, we are her number 1 fans…??!! Anyway some hacker broke into the cellphones of celebrities through the T-Mobile system and stole their camera phone pics…if I had a camera phone I would totally take pictures of unsuspecting ladies…

So I did the same thing, I stole them to give them to you…they are about as interesting as my life…which as you can see…isn’t that interesting..

More Pics after the jump….

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I came across this site and there are some fucking funny sexual stories. I want each and every one of you to go to this site and contribute, they are getting 600 people a week, so everybody let’s hold hands and make an effort to help them.

If you submit any stories we want to be CCed on them … and you can send it to storybook@drunkenstepfather.com

Today’s new feature is the Sexual Storybook Story of the day…..and it’s after the jump…

moms lingerie
Date: Jan 20, 2005
Category: Crossdresser
Type: True Confession
Approval Rating: 35.00% – 2 vote(s)

wearing my moms clothes I have always had a fantasy about watching my mother fuck a big black cock while she wore her stockings, high heels, etc.

Since I doubt that will ever happen, I use to snaek into my parents room, steal my moms panties, stockings, short skirts, high heels, lip stick , make up, and a vibrator or dildo.

I would dress myself up in my moms lingerie and heels and do my make up and shove the dildo or vibrator up my ass for at least 30 min to an hour while I watched interracial porn. I would eventually give in and start jacking my small, usless white dick off til I would cum and lay there, in my bed, wearing my moms stockings and heels, knowing that I would do anything to see my mom be used like I just used myself.

SexualStoryBook via FlauntingIt

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Spam is better than pussy, at least that’s what the rumor is for people who don’t get pussy. The word pussy is always so hated. I remember when a girl I knew asked where our friend Pablo was, I said “getting pussy”. she freaked out on me about how the word pussy is so vile…I was like it’s just an expression slut, now shut the fuck up and read my SPAM.

Subject: Dear My intim foto, special for you, with love Jess.
Message:

Hi sweethart,
I just get round to email! My camera shootings takes a lot of time! I love and miss you very much, I think just about you!! I’m fine, my first photosession has ended yesterday, and you, as usually, the first who will see my photos. My photographer is the really genius! I there madly beautiful, especially when I oiled!!!
Love, yours Jess.

Ill try to write as often as possible, Ill send you new photos very soon.

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