I’m back again with another one of my link dumps. If you would like to send me a funny link you have you can always email me at: brad.jew@drunkenstepfather.com

9 Funny Links after the Jump

The Fugitive: Now that’s committed
This guy has a lot of time
Jackson in his Prime
Man Loves Dog
Rules of the Black Panther Party
Have extra time? Join this Club
Karate in Bikini
Stay Thin by Sleeping More?
The Icy Hot Stuntaz

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When you are from the dirty south an open kiss with your sister is okay. It’s actually a prerequisite to most jobs you apply for at the local Dairy Queen and Carl’s Jr. I would never open mouth kiss a blood relation, but we all know stepdaughters aren’t blood related.

Enjoy the pic and don’t miss the “Scissor Lesbian Clit to Clit” action – after the jump.

What you gonna do when the crowd goes YAYO?
Why don’t you do something?
Enjoy Britney and Bit Bit’s new video here (Hot and from Stereogum.com)

That was a joke – they are sisters sicko.

Jamie Lynn Spears The New Marketing ‘Must Have’via adrants

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Sometimes I think to myself “Wow, that last post was really great. Will I ever be able to top it?” As you know, I have come through before: Kirsten, Jessica, Anna… So, now, I present you with a DVD quality clip of Natalie Portman stripping in Closer. It really doesn’t get any better than this.

The clip is about 75 Megs, so not for the light of bandwidth. Also, you’re gonna need a BitTorrent client to download it. Trust me, it’s totally worth the work.

Download the Torrent file here

Download help – plus a full size screencap so you can appreciate the quality – after the jump.
Update: It seems that some people are having issues with this post. If you’re having technical problems, but would like some help, send an email to drunkenstepfather@gmail.com. If you just want to bitch about how lame it is to get free clips of hot chicks, take it elsewhere. (you’ll find a less polite response in the comments area.)–>

In order to download and play this video, you need to use a P2P system called BitTorrent. The download link above points to a Torrent file, not a video file. The Torrent file will allow you to download the video when used with a program that is called a BitTorrent client. There are lots of different programs that can download Torrent files, you can find almost all of them here.

To learn more about BitTorrent and how it works, visit Slyck.com.

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Sometimes I think to myself “Wow, that last post was really great. Will I ever be able to top it?” As you know, I have come through before: Kirsten, Jessica, Anna… So, now, I present you with a DVD quality clip of Natalie Portman stripping in Closer. It really doesn’t get any better than this.

The clip is about 75 Megs, so not for the light of bandwidth. Also, you’re gonna need a BitTorrent client to download it. Trust me, it’s totally worth the work.

Download the Torrent file here

Download help – plus a full size screencap so you can appreciate the quality – after the jump.
Update: It seems that some people are having issues with this post. If you’re having technical problems, but would like some help, send an email to drunkenstepfather@gmail.com. If you just want to bitch about how lame it is to get free clips of hot chicks, take it elsewhere. (you’ll find a less polite response in the comments area.)–>

In order to download and play this video, you need to use a P2P system called BitTorrent. The download link above points to a Torrent file, not a video file. The Torrent file will allow you to download the video when used with a program that is called a BitTorrent client. There are lots of different programs that can download Torrent files, you can find almost all of them here.

To learn more about BitTorrent and how it works, visit Slyck.com.

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I don’t do hip hop, but I do girls who like hip hop. I am vibing on Carlos Santana, that spic can play the guitar. I do not shop at stores like Dr Jays, and I never will. I don’t rock the air force ones, but I once saw an air show put on by the airforce. Damn those dudes can fly, even better than top gun, that’s right cooter, I am talking to you.

This is an online community where you sign up, post your pics and wait for the community to judge you…you should do it white boy, if you want to be the coolest shorty in your suburb.

This is what those people had to say about the picture at the top of this post:

Damn shawty, dat shirt is hard as hell. Damn…. i juss cant get ova dat shirt…
doin good. Rating: 9

yeah man, i alwayz like ur style,ya fit is hot*da shirt* u cute too

Yea man… fresh prince… dats whassup Rating: 9

I am feelin’ that 4 real, boy tha shirt is PIP! Lovin’ tha kicks 2 -stay on top

If typing in eubonics is your thing, go
here

Nothing after the jump, but I bet you wish there was pervert….

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Tara Reid is not hot and we have all seen her breasts. But she is a cokehead slut, and we fucking love cokehead sluts, even though we can’t afford coke on our rubbing alcohol addiction, but it’s nice knowing that the homeless shelter has free internet services. It get’s gross when the guys go for the circle jerk, and the smell is unbearable, but that’s what happens when you give a bunch of guys from the streets a safe haven masturbation station

Tara Reid bikini pics after the jump, you bastards all comfortable in your homes…

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Kevin Federline is a smart man, much smarter than you and me. I am sure you have thought to yourself at somepoint in your life “damn I want to tap that girl Britney”. Well guess what, he is. He is also getting a great allowance and doesn’t have to work a day in his life. The only time I never worked was when I was in Prison, I like to tell people those were the vacation years, all the drugs, smokes and sex a man could ask for. The sex may not be for everyone, but if you let your inhibitions down, it can be pretty brute.

Listen to K-Fed’s hip hop debut here. I am not telling you where I got it, cuz the guy’s a loser.

HERE

Nothing after the jump here….

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Kevin Federline is a smart man, much smarter than you and me. I am sure you have thought to yourself at somepoint in your life “damn I want to tap that girl Britney”. Well guess what, he is. He is also getting a great allowance and doesn’t have to work a day in his life. The only time I never worked was when I was in Prison, I like to tell people those were the vacation years, all the drugs, smokes and sex a man could ask for. The sex may not be for everyone, but if you let your inhibitions down, it can be pretty brute.

Listen to K-Fed’s hip hop debut here. I am not telling you where I got it, cuz the guy’s a loser.

HERE

Nothing after the jump here….

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Terms we are #1

Yahoo:
kirsten dunst nip slip
Anna Kournikova Yellow

Google
nothing says treehugger like menstruation cups
“i am jessica alba’s”
stepdaughters fucking stepfathers
drunken stepfather

Runners up after the Jump

We can’t be #1 in everything. People found us with these search terms, with their rankings.

Google
#2: supermodel tsunami
#2: jessica alba’s perfect ass
#2: “scarlett johansson breasts”
#5: tiffany teen’s real name **DOWN**
#6: Trig’s Pics **DOWN**
#10: christina aguilera’s nipple rings **NEW**
#12: tiffany teen yearbook **NEW**
#13: picture of chyna’s clit
#17: mandy moore nip **UP**
#33: side cleavage **NEW**
#770: bigboys

Yahoo!
#2: kirsten dunst wardrobe malfunction
#2: anna kournikova yellow bikini
#5: anna kournikova’s pussy
#8: anna kournikova looking at her pussy
#10: anna yellow bikini surprise

If you notice a ranking has changed or have your own please…send em in:
brad.jew@gmail.com

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Let it never be said that Magnifico does not hear the cries of the people.

In response to our post below about Jessica Alba’s ass, Pimpin Polye$ter P writes:

Aight now I have to pin a ribon on yall for bringin us pics of the hottest bitch in Hollywood. Fuck all that Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton and Kristen Dunst sh!t. I got better hoes on 4 corners playin connect the twats than these skinny coke heads. (props to that kid Muska for hittin that bitch Paris though)

Jessica Alba is a dime no question. Them lips are on some Anglina Jolie level, she could swallow my kids any day. She just needs to step her ass game up though. Feed this bitch some corn bread or somethin and get that shit plump a la Vida Guerrera.

Matter fact yall fools need to step ya game and post some exclusive Vida pics. Get on ya grind, Poly aint feelin the Hollywood Ethiopia leaugue hoes, put some meat in it like you mean it biiaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatch !

All I have to say is: Booyah!

Vida Guerra pics (hi-res) and video (quicktime) after the jump

And the piece-de-resistance, a video of Vida in the tub with what appears to be the Drunken Stepfather himself.

The clip is on RapidShare, so you need to wait about 35 seconds to download it.

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