Tucker Max is a fuckin drunk idiot shitface asshole with a careless attitude and an amazing website. The Drunkenstepfather loves his hook up with Tuck feature…Fuck Tuck Here

But we do have one problem…

Apparently his favorite holiday is “Canadian Independence Day”.

Why? He states “Because it seems like such a ridiculous holiday to me. Don’t they know they exist at our whim?”

Ok Big Tuck, Here’s the deal about Canada. If we didnt exist you would have nowhere to put your garbage, your draft dodging soldiers would have nowhere to run and hide, you would have no electricity to power your website, therefore no money to drink your beer and take applications to fuck random chicks, you would have no good pot to smoke, and no fuckin Celine Dion, Shania Twain or Avril Lavigne to jerk off to.
Think about that..and remember the only war Canada fought against the US was won by Canada. We schooled your asses in 1812.

Oh and its not called Canada Independance Day…American Ignorance at its finest. Fix that shit

Go fart in your bathtub and turn around and bite the bubbles..

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If you haven’t been to the official ninja webpage or if you haven’t read the official ninja book, then you’re a stupid idiot. Get on it.

Robert Hamburger is the author of these stupid ass publications. He has a black belt in Street Fighter 2 and a second degree black belt in Mortal Kombat 1-3. He can kick or punch the wall without feeling pain. He has studied ninjas for several weeks and has watched a bunch of movies about them. Robert lives with a bunch of hot babes and porks them whenever he wants.

Seriously though, I read this guys shit and its so fuckin funny that I tweaked a liquid fart and dropped an inch of shit into my hilfigers.

Here is a testimonial about his book:

Testimonial:

“Ninjas can kill anyone they want! Ninjas cut off heads ALL the time and don’t even think twice about it. These guys are so crazy and awesome that they flip out ALL the time. I heard that there was this ninja who was eating at a diner. And when some dude dropped a spoon the ninja killed the whole town. My friend Mark said that he saw a ninja totally uppercut some kid just because the kid opened a window.”

See his ninja site Here

Buy the totally sweet Ninja Book Here

Strictly for my ninjas

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I don’t know if I have given this guy a big up yet. He is a fellow mexican and he’s got it going on. He is drinking PepsiSpice for 45 days leading up until xmas. He is not allowed to drink water and he has gained an ton of weight, had a lot of weird health issues and continues doing it. I know under normal circumstances you die if you don’t drink water for a certain number of days, I know that I get all fucked up when I don’t drink anything for a couple of hours, or if I am hungover….but he’s rockin’ it.

His blog entries make me laugh… so check out his site

But before you do…. check out this video he made about robots torturing cats…

HERE

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Today’s word is Polish, inspired by the Opus singing big breasted women on the stairs post.

You can see the results here

Top Results

Man In Make-Up

Polish Slit

Polish Goths (they aren’t really goth they just dress that way)

Polish Coke

Polish Cock and Polish Glock

Polish Dance

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This is the friendster message of the week and it is from Jesse

Subject: Dude!
Message:

i totally joined the army for you!

amen.

Jesse is now my newest friendster. I don’t know what army he joined, but I hope it is one of those freaky sex cults that involves hot young girls, blowjobs and orgies…Jesse, send the bitches my way…

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This is what I found out about polish people on google.

Five features best describing Poles are:
Family oriented
Religious
Hospitable
Attached to tradition
Pretty/ handsome

Five features least applicable to Poles are:
Organized/ orderly
Disciplined
Effective
Modern
Happy

If you follow this link you will find out what I did a search on Polish People…this video is huge breasted polish women rocking out to No Doubt…topless

HERE

The best of the 2 videos is this one, Polish women trying to sing Opus – Life is Life. They don’t know the words, but I do. It was my song with my first girlfried. I orgasmed inside her the first time while her dad was listening to this record

Polish Singing Topless Chicks

HERE

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Well, here it is. The porn equivalent of slowing down to look at a car crash. You know you shouldn’t look. You know it’s going to be pretty gross. But still, what the hell else are you going to do.

These clips are a good lesson, however, in why steroids aren’t such a good thing after all.

3 clips from “1 Night in China” starring Chyna (aka Joanie Laurer) found on ezshare.de.

Clip 1 (.mov)

(preview image)

Clip 2 (.mov)
She looks like a Tranny

(preview image)

Clip 3 (.mov)
Her Clit is Like a Scrotum – Rock It!

(preview image)

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Well, here it is. The porn equivalent of slowing down to look at a car crash. You know you shouldn’t look. You know it’s going to be pretty gross. But still, what the hell else are you going to do.

These clips are a good lesson, however, in why steroids aren’t such a good thing after all.

3 clips from “1 Night in China” starring Chyna (aka Joanie Laurer) found on ezshare.de.

Clip 1 (.mov)

(preview image)

Clip 2 (.mov)
She looks like a Tranny

(preview image)

Clip 3 (.mov)
Her Clit is Like a Scrotum – Rock It!

(preview image)

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Someone left their directory open, and wouldn’t you know it, it’s full of Playboy photos. Now, we don’t condone any sort of piracy, or copyright infringement (nudge nudge, wink wink), but shit, that’s a lot of free pics. Get em now while you can. I have a feeling Hef’s legal team is about to have an aneurism.

Here

There’s also more free stuff off the main page, here.

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Shooshtime had a series of pictures of Paris Hilton picking her wedgie.
It isn’t that big of a deal considering we have all seen a dick in her mouth…
Wedgies are always funny…even better than dick in our mouths…

HERE

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