She was in the hospital for exhaustion
I originally thought it was for a drug overdose
Now GoodPlasticSurgery.com is saying it’s for a breast reduction.
I don’t know – I will ask her tomorrow at the NYE party.
She told me she would give me a blowjob in the bathroom while doing blow.
I have been chatting with her for 9 months on friendster.
Everyone tells me it’s not the real LiLo, but I know it is…
The internet wouldn’t lie to me.

The link to lindsay lohan’s good plastic surgery/ breast reduction

here

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Paris was born with a penis. We know this because of her huge feet and small breasts. She has joined a support group for trannies.

This support group helps her deal with her life post op, and gives her the opportunity to help people who aren’t as advanced in the sex change as she is.. she is a mentor..a socialite tranny mentor. It’s easy to get a sex change when your rich. I know plenty of men – who want to be woman – but it isn’t covered by healthcare….

The picture is here (via OhNoYouDidn’t)

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I always knew that despite what girls say, they love the meat. I know some girls get molested/sexually abused/raped or mistreated by men, and turn lesbian, but deep down they still love the meat. I think all men out there should treat their women like queens and buy them a fucking hamburger. Who cares if they get fat, you can always fuck a whore, have an affair, or dump the bitch, but at least you didn’t beat her or touch her inappropriately.

Women Love Meat Here

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Lookin’ Hot you Sexy Beast. That’s what I say to women with more muscle mass than any trucker I have had the pleasure of meeting in my time.

Her name is Kelly Ryan, she has a “Chyna Clit” and she is our google image search of the day (yes i cheated)

Kelly Ryan Erotic

Kelly Ryan getting taped up by her husband “Tiny”

Kelly Ryan “You Better Watch Yo’Self”

Kelly Ryan Pre-Op

Kelly Ryan Cameltoe

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You go to the male strippers
You get drunk
You get pulled up on stage
and you suck cock for a room filled with drunken women.
Your parents would be proud.

HERE (YourDirtyMind.com)

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I was surfing the internet for some classic lingerie. The kind of stuff my gandmother used to wear around the house and to social events. I have memories of being around many women all dressed in girdles, getting their hair done and talking about their husband’s little penis and their gardeners hard body.

Ok

That whole story was a lie. I am poor and from Mexico…
Mexicans don’t have gardeners, we are gardeners….

Check out the ebay auction here model included

Check out the site here – and go back tomorrow because they are launching their new girl of the month feature. Buy some product, it still smells like pussy of the 30’s, you sick fuck.

Happy New Year.

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Choose a country, I don’t think it makes a difference and tickle this girl.
It has to be one of the greatest viral campaigns
Axe is very sexy.

I tickled the clit in Israel…..

Here

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The newest expression to hit my household is “porno”. This is comparable to the word “hot”. Paris made the expression “that’s hot” a household thing. That is the power of celebrity.

I am on a quest to make the expression “that’s porno” or “that’s fuckin’ porno” the expression of 2005.

It will pick up, and you will be saying it soon, remember that the Drunken Stepfather is the source.

In the meantime here are some Porno galleries to give you a boner and to help keep this expression alive with the power of visuals…

Bus Stop Whores

Pump That Ass

Mr Chews Asian Beaver

Big League Facial

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The newest expression to hit my household is “porno”. This is comparable to the word “hot”. Paris made the expression “that’s hot” a household thing. That is the power of celebrity.

I am on a quest to make the expression “that’s porno” or “that’s fuckin’ porno” the expression of 2005.

It will pick up, and you will be saying it soon, remember that the Drunken Stepfather is the source.

In the meantime here are some Porno galleries to give you a boner and to help keep this expression alive with the power of visuals…

Bus Stop Whores

Pump That Ass

Mr Chews Asian Beaver

Big League Facial

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Now if you are a fan of the site, and if you have been reading us for a while, you will remember that I am a mexican, sent to texas, ended up in Quebec, married to a French Canadian, with 2 slutty daughters, who always cock tease me…. I deal with it – with the help of alcohol.

I still have memories of mexico as a boy, and texas as a teenager. So in honour of my random roots, I want to introduce you to a new feature called – the Texan of the Day.

His Name is Pat Davis, and he likes his fish!

HERE

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