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2004

03

Dec

I am – Jacked on Coke, Give me a Puppy

Britney leaving a club.. clearly jacked on coke
It wouldn’t hold in court…
But drunken stepfather isn’t the law
I got my GED in prison….

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K- Fed is sponsored by LRG… that’s not porno, that’s fuckin’ hip-hop yo.

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2004

03

Dec

I am – Daisy Duke

Jessica Simpson on set of Dukes of Hazard, dressed like Daisy Duke.

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2004

03

Dec

I am – Jesus Spam of the Day

My Lordship/Friend,

Calvary greetings in the name of our Lord Jesus Christ, I am former Mrs Sikiratu Seki Adams, now Mrs Comfort Faith Adams, a widow to Late Saheed Baba Adams. I am 72years old, I am now a new Christian convert, suffering from longtime cancer of the breast. From all indications, my condition is really deterioratingand is quite obvious that I may not live more than six months, because the cancer stage has gotten to a very severe stage.

My late husband was killed during the Gulf war, and during the period of our marriage we had a son who
was also killed in a cold blood during the Gulf war. My late husband was very wealthy and after his death, I inheritedall his business and wealth. My personal physician told me that I may not live for more than six months and I am so scared about this.

So, I now decided to divide part of this wealth, by contributing to the development of evangelism in Africa, America, Europe and Asian Countries. This mission which will no doubt be tasking had made me to recently relocated to Nigeria, Africa where I live presently. I selected your church after visiting the website for this purpose and prayed over it, I am willingto donate the sum of $3.000,000.00 Million US Dollars to your church/Ministry for the development of evangelism and also as aids for the less privileged around you.

Please note that, this fund is lying in a Security Company in Holland andthe company has branches, therefore my lawyer will file an immediate application for the transfer of the money in the name of your ministry. Please, do not reply me if you have the intention of using this fund for personal use other than enhancement of evangelism. Lastly, I want you/your ministry to be praying for me as regards my entire life and my health because I have come to find out since my spiritual birth lately that wealth acquisition without Jesus Christ in one’s life is vanity upon vanity.

If you have to die says the Lord, keep fit and I will give you the crown of life. May the Grace of our Lord Jesus Christ, the love of God, and the sweetfellowship of the Holy Spirit be with you.I await your urgent reply.Yours in Christ Mrs. Comfort Adams.

Christ Live Church,Bodija, Ibadan, Nigeria.”

To her [Mary] I entrust you,that the New Woman,Mother of the Church and of the New Humanity,may be your inspiration in the discoveryof a new feminine identity in the Gospel perspective.”
– John Paul II, Sept. 4, 1988

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2004

02

Dec

I am – Lohan the Hooker

Lindsay Lohan was spotted working the streets with her pimp

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2004

02

Dec

I am – Useless Celbrity of the Day

This is a band from the UK, I don’t know who they are – But they show off cleavage and cleavage makes a drunken stepfather smile. Even when he isn’t drunk. If these girls were my stepdaughters, I would make them bath me.

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Look at them cocktease as they blow a kiss to all of us…
Those sluts…

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2004

02

Dec

I am – Hip Hop Dance Lessons

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Best for last here let’s try it to music

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2004

02

Dec

I am – Jew

Google Images word of the day Jew


Naked Jew

Sea Jew

Pubic Jew

Doctor Jew

Weird All Yanko-Jewfro and some Bitties in One Piece Bathing Suits

Leather Jew

JewSuss

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2004

02

Dec

I am- Art Feature

This guy gets tons of people naked and takes their pictures…as a big naked group of strangers in an urban setting.

I had the same ability once,it involved a group of naked girls changing in a locker room and me and my camera hiding in a locker….

Check out his work here

Yes, Spencer Tunick is a ladies man…

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2004

02

Dec

damn

where is scott peterson when you need him. i have a blood stain on my carpet and i can’t figure out how to remove it.

JESUS UPDATE (I hate interfering in your blog entry but it is my blog):

Scott Peterson was banging this chick when his wife went missing.
She’s got the hottest fucking braces
That shit is Porno.

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2004

02

Dec

I am – Spam of the Day

To: DrunkJesus@gmail.com
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Yours,

Christy

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