The artist of the day feature is back for an indefinite period of time. Today’s artist is a mad man named GG Allin. The rumor is that his older brother slipped a tab of acid in his Munchkin Dunkin Donut. He went nuts, cut off his penis, let women piss in his mouth on stage and recorded many cult hits. He reminds me of my cousin Sancho, he never cut off his private parts, but when he was working in the old folks home, he did slip acid into their coffee cake….He told me that the result was trippy…I was thinking of doing the same thing at a nursery school, but my probation officer told me I have to steer clear of underage girls….

His Art here

Picture here

He died of a heroin overdose – a recount of his funeral here

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The artist of the day feature is back for an indefinite period of time. Today’s artist is a mad man named GG Allin. The rumor is that his older brother slipped a tab of acid in his Munchkin Dunkin Donut. He went nuts, cut off his penis, let women piss in his mouth on stage and recorded many cult hits. He reminds me of my cousin Sancho, he never cut off his private parts, but when he was working in the old folks home, he did slip acid into their coffee cake….He told me that the result was trippy…I was thinking of doing the same thing at a nursery school, but my probation officer told me I have to steer clear of underage girls….

His Art here

Picture here

He died of a heroin overdose – a recount of his funeral here

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Petra Nemcova – supermodel – sports illustrated slut was vacationing in a beach front bungalow with her photographer boyfriend when the wave hit. Rumor is she was stuck in a tree for numerous hours while her boyfriend still hasn’t been found.

This is a sad story and I have nothing funny to say about it….because I am not funny. But one time when in mexico, I decided to sneak into a resort at Cancun, even though it was far from my native Mexico City…. I got caught in the undertoe, but was saved my some fat white american middle aged man…i think it is comparable. On a similar note, that was the day that I knew I would devote my life to American Culture….

The story is HERE

Some pics to get you through the crisis.

AND SWIMSUIT CLIP HERE (ezshare)

THERE

Hospital Pics I am – Supermodel Tsunami Revisited

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Like Leonardo I enjoy being naked. There are many times that I find myself naked in inappropriate places, like the mall, the grocery store and church. I remember being in an old pair of jogging pants at church, and I got an erection. I was fucking hard while this man was telling me how Jesus died for my sins…anyway, the old lady wasn’t impressed when I pulled it out and started jerking off…but the thing you all have to realize is that when I get hard, I need to cum, there are no ifs ands or buts about it….it’s like when you have to pee, and there is a public washroom at the next exit…you will normally make the stop….

The Leonardo story is here – but pictures of his woman Gisele are at the bottom of this post.

LEONARDO DiCAPRIO remains unfazed by onscreen nudity, despite spending days being filmed naked for his latest movie.

DiCaprio’s role as HOWARD HUGHES in THE AVIATOR required him to strip off for a series of love scenes, most of which ended up on the cutting room floor.

But being naked didn’t bother DiCaprio: “I didn’t think about the nudity that much. There was a lot more naked stuff in the movie that they didn’t show.

“I was nude for a good couple of days being filmed.”

Gisele Backside Here

Gisele Frontside Here

Gisele Fake Here

Gisele and Leo Here

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Like Leonardo I enjoy being naked. There are many times that I find myself naked in inappropriate places, like the mall, the grocery store and church. I remember being in an old pair of jogging pants at church, and I got an erection. I was fucking hard while this man was telling me how Jesus died for my sins…anyway, the old lady wasn’t impressed when I pulled it out and started jerking off…but the thing you all have to realize is that when I get hard, I need to cum, there are no ifs ands or buts about it….it’s like when you have to pee, and there is a public washroom at the next exit…you will normally make the stop….

The Leonardo story is here – but pictures of his woman Gisele are at the bottom of this post.

LEONARDO DiCAPRIO remains unfazed by onscreen nudity, despite spending days being filmed naked for his latest movie.

DiCaprio’s role as HOWARD HUGHES in THE AVIATOR required him to strip off for a series of love scenes, most of which ended up on the cutting room floor.

But being naked didn’t bother DiCaprio: “I didn’t think about the nudity that much. There was a lot more naked stuff in the movie that they didn’t show.

“I was nude for a good couple of days being filmed.”

Gisele Backside Here

Gisele Frontside Here

Gisele Fake Here

Gisele and Leo Here

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This cult movie has inspired me to make my own film. If I told you want it was about, then you would steal my idea and make yourself famous, wouldn’t you cunt?!!? I am just teasing. I love you and need you in my life.

Follow the link to this video and enjoy, it was the original reality TV show….a bunch of drunk heavy metal fans being interviewed before a Judas Priest show. I was at this show, I am in this video…try to find me

HERE

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This cult movie has inspired me to make my own film. If I told you want it was about, then you would steal my idea and make yourself famous, wouldn’t you cunt?!!? I am just teasing. I love you and need you in my life.

Follow the link to this video and enjoy, it was the original reality TV show….a bunch of drunk heavy metal fans being interviewed before a Judas Priest show. I was at this show, I am in this video…try to find me

HERE

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This is a link to a site that teaches people to be pornstars, I think. I don’t know how much effort it really takes to be a pornstar, it’s all about popping a cialis. The guys who don’t pass the test, or don’t perform get fucked up the ass with a strap on. It’s a great concept and it reminds me of my years in prison.

Here

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This is a link to a site that teaches people to be pornstars, I think. I don’t know how much effort it really takes to be a pornstar, it’s all about popping a cialis. The guys who don’t pass the test, or don’t perform get fucked up the ass with a strap on. It’s a great concept and it reminds me of my years in prison.

Here

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When I was in Mexico, visiting the mother country I met a man from Brazil. He told me how exciting the hookers are in Rio because the hot ones are usually men and the female ones usually have aids so it’s like Christmas everyday, never knowing what you are gonna get, the best blowjob of your life from a man, making you question your sexuality for the rest of your life because you know you loved it when Felicia was rocking your job, even thought Felicia was really Felipe. Or you can leave with the HIV, like the California Pornstars of last spring…. That being said 40% of hookers in Thailand are dudes and that was the intro to the Spam of the day:

To: drunkjesus@gmail.com
From: Estevane.Bernardine@bostoncases.com
Subject: Chix with Dix

They never thought it would happen to them

That’s what we hear everytime a guy gets tricked by a hot transsexual into thinking that they are a girl. But don’t worry because our fearless guys get so turned on and fascinated that they end up going through with it anyway and we’ve got the hardcore photos & videos to prove it!

Just Updated: Going home with Anna is like scoring with a supermodel! You just couldn’t get any luckier, so when John finds out that his hot catch is really a guy not only was he NOT disappointed, but he got even more turned on! How could a chick this hot have a real dick? Watch the video now!

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