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2004

15

Dec

I am – Pimpin You

Xibit Is Amazing. He pimps some chick’s ride, and then he takes pictures of her naked for playboy. He is just a straight up pimp.

Check out the pictures

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Speaking of Pimps ….

2004-12-15 – Wireless Flash Weird News”Crack Ho” and “Hoochie” Added To Oxford Dictionary
NEW YORK (Wireless Flash) — Hip hop-based words have entered the vernacular of many English speakers and now they have found their way into a prestigious dictionary.

More than 2,000 new and revised word entries have been added to the online edition of The Oxford English Dictionary and a small contingent of them come from the P. Diddy and Eminem arena.

For example, the word “benjamin,” meaning “a one-hundred dollar bill” and more generally, “large sums of money” made its way onto the list.

Other hip-hop words that were added:

— “Hoochie,” which means “a young woman who is promiscuous or who dresses or behaves in a sexually provocative or overtly seductive manner.”

— “Thugged out” is defined as “resembling a thug in dress or behavior, tough-looking.”

— And finally, the dictionary editors have added “crack ho,” which is defined as “a prostitute addicted to crack cocaine.”

Dictionary spokesman Jesse Shiedlowe says he expects a lot more hip-hop words to be added in future editions of the dictionary as long as the music genre continues to stay popular.

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2004

15

Dec

I am – Surfing Naked

Anna Kournikova – Is a tennis player – who married latin singer named Julio Enrique Iglesias. You may know him for many of his homoerotic love songs

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Anna Kournikova also surfs naked

I would write something funny but I am only putting this entry in to get featured on Fleshbot

I have had an unfortunate life where I never won anything. All the girls I loved never loved me, all the jobs I had never worked out, my promotions and end of year bonuses were always given to the new guy. The people I cared about most walked out on me. Most notably, my parents when I was five in Mexico. They tied me up in a blanket.. and threw me over the border into the USA…

Maybe my luck will change and the Fleshbotters will give me some love..but if they don’t it’s okay, because I have no expectations and a naked picture of Anna Kournikova.

If this is featured – surf the rest of DrunkenStepfather.com, it is a life changing experience.

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UPDATE: I KNOW THESE ARE FAKES SO YOU CAN STOP EMAILING ME TELLING ME THAT IT IS FAKE. I APPRECIATE ALL THE LOVE YOU GUYS ARE SENDING ME, NOW SEND ME NAKED PICS OF YOUR GIRLFRIENDS!

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2004

14

Dec

I am – A Beginner’s Guide to Sodomy

The internet is full of wonderful things
The Sodomy How-to Guide is one of those wonderful things

The U.S Supreme Court recently declared laws banning sodomy between consenting adults unconstitutional, causing a range of emotions from euphoria to confusion. In response, our good friends at bobfromaccounting.com decided to put together a basic step-by-step guide to sodomy for beginners

Gay or straight.. We can all benefit from this

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2004

14

Dec

I am – A Beginner's Guide to Sodomy

The internet is full of wonderful things
The Sodomy How-to Guide is one of those wonderful things

The U.S Supreme Court recently declared laws banning sodomy between consenting adults unconstitutional, causing a range of emotions from euphoria to confusion. In response, our good friends at bobfromaccounting.com decided to put together a basic step-by-step guide to sodomy for beginners

Gay or straight.. We can all benefit from this

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2004

14

Dec

I am – Sex Crime Statistic of the Day

Most rapists are not sexually unfulfilled men, but men whose need for control, power and domination compels them to act out sexually. Contrary to popular belief, 82% of all rapes are in some part pre-meditated, 68% are committed by someone the victim knows and very often the rapes occur in the victim’s own home.

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2004

14

Dec

I am – Statutory Rapist of the Day

Mullets are cool
Especially when our Rapist of the Day has one

Stanley Allen Marlowe gets the nod today.
Thanks for having 3 names Stan
He has an ugly growth on his left cheak.
He drives 1985 tan Chrysler New Yorker. I like those.

See Stan Here

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2004

14

Dec

I am – Cameltoe Watchin

These guys know the toe…
They have womens toes
Mens toes
Retro toes
Sports toes
Celebrity toes – Check the Lohan Toe Here

Toe haikus like this one:

panties up my ass
slowly creeping forth and north
splitting east and west

Check out a ManToe Here

Point of this entry: Know the Toe

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2004

14

Dec

I am – Spending My Cheddar

This is a video/animation/ site / rap song about Lindsay Lohan’s tits (and other celebs) for FUBAR

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2004

14

Dec

I am – eBay eDiot

He wants to get as much PR as the Jesus Grilled Cheese, he did it by starting his bid at 1,000,000 dollars. I know he thought this was an incredible idea…he may be the guy who invented gold plated roses.

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2004

14

Dec

I am – Lovin’ Older Married Men

The girls is Scarlett Johansson she has been quoted saying that she is into older men because she is so sophiscated and mature. I really hate when girls play that card. Scarlett, using her boobies and maturity to lure in Travolta….If you look closely, you will see that it isn’t only his face that is bloated….if you know what I mean…

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