This clip is obviously nothing too rare – it is on iFilm.com
It is Elvis drunk and drunk is cool thus making Elvis cool!

HERE

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Lohan is covering her face.
It is sad
She does that when she goes down on me
It’s because she knows she’s a naughty girl doing lots of coke, she is having random sexual encounters and least importantly – Lip Syncing….

HERE

For more go here

and for the Lohan drug overdose pics go here (i am lying, she didn’t have an overdose, it just felt nice to say)

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Probably the weirdest group of people on the internet
I know this is debatable…
But if you want a good laugh
Click Here

Topics of note:

Videos of Guys Using the Fleshlight
HERE

Safe way to Shave Cock
Here

Different techniques in fucking the Fleshlight
Here

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Who is Jeremy Irons.

I got this from CelebNewsWire.com
I would say something about this
If I knew who he was!

HERE

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This is Amy’s online Lingerie store.
Amy is the model
Amy poses topless
We like boobs
We don’t really like Amy or her product line
But she is topless.

HERE

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I know you don’t think fat people have sex
But they do
Especially when they are girls
Because there is always a guy horny enough to stick it to them
I am never that horny
I am that fat (I’m mexican, we’re all fat!)

HERE

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Jamie – Lynn Spears in a bikini.

This shit is Puberty and pre-implants – hot

HERE

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Paris and Nicole are shopping at Fendi
They have a lot of dogs
Dogs are the fashion accessory of the year
A little inconvenient
Because they shit
Paris has a hired mexican to pick up Princess’ shit
I know this because I am that hired Mexican.
That’s how I know about her herpes, I am sent to the pharmacy
to pick up her Valtrex.

HERE

UPDATE – CHARLIZE THERON DOES HAVE A HIRED POOPER SCOOPER

HERE

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Today’s word is Anal…

Top 5 images:

Anal Baby

Anal Beard

Survivor

Anal Asian

Anal the Person

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I love this spam- It’s fucking Porno

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Greediness burst the bag. . We cannot erase the sad records from our past. . Ask no questions and hear no lies. .Sound as a bell. . Birds of a feather flock together. . Everything has an end. .A friend in need is a friend indeed. . Necessity is a hard nurse, but she raises strong children. . It is the first step that is difficult. .

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