I'll Make You Famous…
 
 

2004

08

Dec

I am – A fool won't take it no more

I love this spam- It’s fucking Porno

To: DrunkJesus@gmail.com
From: jerryw@boardermail.com
Subject: Advertising Married But Really Lonely

Carly is married but so lonely and would like to chat with you with cam.

Poor husbands like Bobby :

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What can’t be cured must be endured. The second mouse gets the cheese. . Familiarity breeds contempt. . If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again. . He who hesitates is lost. .To scare a bird is not the way to catch it. A wise man doesn’t need advice, and a fool won’t take it. no more?

http://on.received.mainsqueezelove.biz/emms/preference/control.php.

Greediness burst the bag. . We cannot erase the sad records from our past. . Ask no questions and hear no lies. .Sound as a bell. . Birds of a feather flock together. . Everything has an end. .A friend in need is a friend indeed. . Necessity is a hard nurse, but she raises strong children. . It is the first step that is difficult. .

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2004

08

Dec

I am – Lip Service Revisited

Here is a 3 second clip of the incident from some blog I won’t give credit to, because I hate bloggers.

HERE

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2004

07

Dec

I am – Friendster Message of the day

From: Ben

Subject: hi
Message:

Hey Jesus, it’s Jesus. I’ve submitted a friend request for you…. just wanted to let you in on the joke. 🙂

-Ben (Jesus)

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Ben is:

About Me:
I’m a 16-year-old aspiring guitarist/computer nerd. I don’t really know what else to say. But I’m open to suggestions.

Ben Looks like:

THIS

Ben is my newest friendster!

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2004

07

Dec

I am – The hottest ass on a webcam

This girl has a hot ass…
She was on Howard Stern’s show
Her ass is famous
So is mine
in certian circles…

HERE

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2004

07

Dec

I am – Not Wearing Underwear

Kylie Minogue
Is Dancing
On Camera
With No Underwear and she is wearing a dress

That is fucking Porno

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2004

07

Dec

I am – Jesus Walks

Grammy Award Nominations came out today:

Kanye West – 10
Lindsay Lohan – None

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2004

07

Dec

I am – Anna Nicole’s Diet Pill

This woman is insane. She is jacked on diet pills and it makes me laugh. She asked if we liked her body at the American Music Awards.. the answer is not really because we know a 90 year old’s dick was in that fuckin’ slophole, and that doesn’t turn us on very much…

HERE

HERE

HERE

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2004

07

Dec

I am – Anna Nicole's Diet Pill

This woman is insane. She is jacked on diet pills and it makes me laugh. She asked if we liked her body at the American Music Awards.. the answer is not really because we know a 90 year old’s dick was in that fuckin’ slophole, and that doesn’t turn us on very much…

HERE

HERE

HERE

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2004

07

Dec

I am – Allowance

Some of Britney’s expenses include a new home, a new dog, Air Force Ones for K-Fed.
More important expenses include K-Feds allowance, K-Feds child support payment and fertility medication to help make K-feds baby.

Amongst all the insanity Britney can still dance…

HERE

Here

UPDATE – K-FED gave Britney the gift that keeps giving…

HERE

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2004

07

Dec

I am – Sarah Michelle Gellar

WHATEVER!

Here

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