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2004

20

Dec

I am – Jewish fact of the day

Here is today’s fact: enjoy

The word “Hebrew” (in Hebrew, “Ivri”) is first used in the Torah to describe Abraham (Gen. 14:13). The word is apparently derived from the name Eber, one of Abraham’s ancestors. Another tradition teaches that the word comes from the word “eyver,” which means “the other side,” referring to the fact that Abraham came from the other side of the Euphrates, or referring to the fact Abraham was separated from the other nations morally and spiritually.

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2004

20

Dec

I am – Jewish fact of the day

Everyone loves features, so here is a new one. From now on you can check out the site every day for a new and exciting jewish fact of the day. Learn the secrets of the Jewish people one fact at a time.

The original name for the people we now call Jews was Hebrews.

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2004

20

Dec

I am – The Fatty with Paris

If you want to see a picture of me follow the link…

here

I am just joking – that’s not me, that’s someone the cunt paris is being fake nice too, I bet the second she left she giggled amongst her friends at how funny that whole experience was…

I actually don’t bet…I know… that is a picture of my daughter… she cried for days…

See I am just as bad as Paris.

WORD

Paris Supporting Lohan Here

Lohan and Hilton Shopping Here

I am trying to turn this motherfucker into a teen fan site… my strategy is first you lure them in then you marry them in Utah….here

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2004

20

Dec

I am – From Russia With Love

Spam of the day – Get it..

To: DrunkJesus@gmail.com
From: Kris C. Tenderness (hangleit@comidamexicana.com)

Hi, Jesus !

I’m from Moscow in the Russia, I am a dreamer of the kind of issue you were discussing on the net when I visited it.I hope you are getting me on what I mean, I’m in a country where expressing your feelings is not easy;

Actually I’m Idle not doing anything at the moment but I think we can be friends if you don’t mind.Because of my interest I don’t have friends, but I know you could be the one who can make me happy.By the way, are you interested in virgins? because i am. I’m a virgins girl fucker fan and am looking for a guy to be my mate, like two guys who opened

http://lKhl.hanarob.com/index.html

I hope to hear from you soon. Please do reply.

Yours friend to be,
Ruslan.

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2004

20

Dec

I am – The Real Hebrew Hammer

Many of you probably know about the Hebrew Hammer Movie Starring Adam Goldberg and Andy Dick.

If you dont’ then check out the website here, but don’t bother watching it.

The purpose of this entry is to introduce you to the real hebrew hammer, Nathaniel Green.

Nathaniel is the proprietor of http://www.hebrewhammer.com
His website has a hideous layout
He features his mom
His cat who he has named Professor Emmie.
Himself
And his dead dog

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2004

20

Dec

I am – Page 3 Idol

Big Boobies
Sleazy newspaper contest
Tasteless photos =
Great Honor

College Girl Keeley triumphed over thousands of other hopefuls to win the Sun’s Page 3 Idol contest

See Keeley

Happy Birthday Jesus.

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2004

20

Dec

I am – The Coolest thing to do on Valium

DMX was busted for speeding, but this is what they had to say:

Simmons shouldn’t have been behind the wheel in the first place given that his license was suspended following his guilty plea for the airport fiasco, which involved him crashing his SUV through the gates of a parking lot at Kennedy Airport, impersonating an FBI (newsweb sites) agent and attempting to carjack a bystander, all while wigged out on Valium.

When I am on valium all I do is play videogames until i pass the fuck out…I have never thought about pretending to be an FBI agent out of the movies… occassionally I have worn high heels.. but it was just for jokes….

The DMX story
Here

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2004

20

Dec

I am – Mandy Moore’s Panties

Found this pic while avoiding what would otherwise be a productive afternoon. It’s a little old, but quite nice. Point is, she’s pretty, and you can see her panties.

Click image for HQ version

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2004

20

Dec

I am – Mandy Moore's Panties

Found this pic while avoiding what would otherwise be a productive afternoon. It’s a little old, but quite nice. Point is, she’s pretty, and you can see her panties.

Click image for HQ version

Free Image Hosting at www.ImageShack.us

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2004

20

Dec

I am – Incest Laws

For all those dirty minded parents and children, brothers and sisters, grandparents, grandchildren, aunts, nephews, uncles and nieces, and half brothers and half sisters ou there. Just a friendly reminder that Incest laws prohibit sexual activity between family members. So keep your hands clean.

Found out more

Here

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