The beauty of being a cokehead is that you can sneak off to the bathroom and do a key while in the stall.
The beauty of being a celebrity is that you don’t have lots of money and can actually do a lot of lines.
The problem about being a celebrity is that you don’t want people knowing you are a cokehead.
So what you thought would be cool aboug being a celebrity (doing lines on tables in the middle of the club, because you’re famous right?) can’t happen.

So you have to sneak off to the bathroom to do lines, not keys…and guess what happens Lohan loses her Amex Black:

December 1, 2004 — LINDSAY Lohan with her mother, Dina — after hitting Bungalow 8 and Marquee — losing her black AmEx card at Cain, but finding it after a guy at the next table suggested she look in the bathroom . . .
Link Here

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You better fuck as good as you look and suck as good as you fuck.

Here is JT about to have dance-off….
First they dance, then then wrestle, which progresses to heavy petting…and ends in orgasms…

HERE

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Big Bush
Big Boob
Big Erection
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I never watched Dawson Creek because the characters used really big words.
I found it obnoxious. I also find it hard to get into soap opera story lines.
I like to watch porn.

Here is Kate Holmes Fashing

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and i have to be up at the crack of my ass tomorrow morning, this morning, but NOOOOO, i’m working for the ingrown cunt hair that is my boss. when i could be getting skull fucked right now, enjoying a simultaneous rectum and pap smear back- by a titty twisting sex offender named, Lloyd.

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and i have to be up at the crack of my ass tomorrow morning, this morning, but NOOOOO, i’m working for the ingrown cunt hair that is my boss. when i could be getting skull fucked right now, enjoying a simultaneous rectum and pap smear back- by a titty twisting sex offender named, Lloyd.

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Let me introduce myself..I am – Back Rown Bobby. I have recently been granted honorary contributer status to the internet mudflap we all know as Drunkenstepfather. This is my drunken feature – Ebay Items for your mom.

This lady makes crocheted vaginas for a living….What? You dont know what a crocheted vagina is? Click here

NO returns on ripped vaginas

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If you don’t know what that is click here:

and the point of this entry is to say – Mena Suvari (who’s that) has it

Picture Here

Update – Mena Suvari is the Alien from the movie American Pie/Beauty

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If you don’t know what that is click here:

and the point of this entry is to say – Mena Suvari (who’s that) has it

Picture Here

Update – Mena Suvari is the Alien from the movie American Pie/Beauty

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I don’t speak weird languages.
I can barely speak english
What I gather from this – is that some dude was shitting in an apartment building staircase
People got annoyed and set up a camera to catch him.
How crafty…don’t people realize that there is always a camera following them
this is reality TV generation

The story and more are here

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