i am – Julia Roberts’ Placenta says:
we had twins

i am – Julia Roberts’ Placenta says:
can you handle it

i am – Julia Roberts’ Placenta says:
asshole

i am – Julia Roberts’ Placenta says:
or should i say – can your asshole handle it you sick fuck

i am – Julia Roberts’ Placenta says:
or should i say a sick fuck involves a hand and your asshole…

i am – Julia Roberts’ Placenta says:
Poppers make the heart grow fonder

minx is the snuff that dreams are made of. says:
how abou8t matza fry i like matza fry

i am – Julia Roberts’ Placenta says:
is that the pancake shit, it’s got nothing on placenta

i am – Julia Roberts’ Placenta says:
my mom used to make me eat placenta, every time she had another kid, we were poor, and the government gave us more money the more kids she had. I was the oldest of 14… She would make it for dinner. I guess that means I ate 13 placentas growing up. We couldn’t afford milk, since she was always preggers, she would just make us all drink breast milk….maybe that is why I am the way I am…

minx is the snuff that dreams are made of. says:
thats it!’

i am – Julia Roberts’ Placenta says:
i love that shit

minx is the snuff that dreams are made of. says:
i love it too

minx is the snuff that dreams are made of. says:
knock me up, fatherfucker.

i am – Julia Roberts’ Placenta says:
when we hook up… you can make that for me for breakfast after i show you a good time

i am – Julia Roberts’ Placenta says:
I am getting you pregnant in january – just deciding on what position i want

i am – Julia Roberts’ Placenta says:
we will call you The Chick With Aucular Herpes

minx is the snuff that dreams are made of. hello. i am addicted to drunkenstepfather. says:
i like knee breeches

i am – Julia Roberts’ Placenta says:
you can be on your knees…

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Lil Jon was a loser in high school
He also didn’t look human
Now all the girls love him
Because you are all a bunch of gold diggers
and love celebrity cock.

ok… maybe not all of you….

Lil Jon getting crunked

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I have never been to a wedding. Rumor is the bride’s maids get all jealous and shit.
There is only one cure to jealously… show that bride how much better you are than her…
Let everyone know that married life suck and prove it by having a gangbang on her wedding night

YOU are slutty bridesmaid.

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I have never been to a wedding. Rumor is the bride’s maids get all jealous and shit.
There is only one cure to jealously… show that bride how much better you are than her…
Let everyone know that married life suck and prove it by having a gangbang on her wedding night

YOU are slutty bridesmaid.

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But replace the word Jesus with Website – This is my new feature that will feature a new personal website
It is always fun coming across a stranger’s site, reading their bios, and their resumes, checking out their pictures…you know that everyone has a website, so here it is:

You may remember Archie from his dad’s memorial picture… but there is much more to Archie than a dead father.

Check it out here

Here is an exerpt from his short story, it was actually his only published story….

“All I need is a quiet, relaxing week-end. Wish I’d invited Jane up. We could have had some fun together, finally get to know each other better.” Wes glanced at himself in the mirror as he talked. “You’re not bad for 44. Single, well, in a month or so anyway, intelligent, and wealthy. What more would a woman want? These modern women want fun and money with no strings. Maybe I’ll give Jane a call tomorrow morning. We’ll make it a long week-end. After all, I am the boss.”

GOOD ONE ARCHIE, I am shocked you don’t have more published work with such strong hooks!

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This new feature is a results page to a random search in google images:

Today’s word – Dad

I was going through the dad pages and here is a memorial for a dead dad….a trucker dad…it is sad.

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Paris Hilton fucked Collin Farrel. Who cares. I have already seen her naked…she’s dead to me.

Story Here

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Paris Hilton fucked Collin Farrel. Who cares. I have already seen her naked…she’s dead to me.

Story Here

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Fleshbot.com posted these pics of Britney.
This could very well be a fake.
But who cares either way
I love bush, the pubic kind!

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Here

I didn’t read it, and I doubt anyone is reading this, so Urkel, I know how you’re feeling brother.

I can’t relate with this outfit, I got it off Fuggingitup.

I think you looks like a pirate
or robin hood
i dig it
where is your eye patch – Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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