Today’s Gospel is : “Spam can turn you on, so stop blocking your Spam”
This is Why
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- SFW
- NSFW(18+)
2004
30
Nov
I am – Internet Mudflap
From the beautiful people at Get Waisted
Check it out for yourself if you don’t believe that a HIGH PROFILE blog would write a blurb on the drunken stepfather….
Jesus Martinez – The Fresh Maker
Jesus Martinez is a ex-mexican national who escaped mexico to work in the booming california service industry. After living a life of oppression in the mexican mainland, Jesus moved to california to clean toilets for tech millionaires in Palo Alto, Ca. Bored with the lameness of where he lived and an exhorbitant blue collar salary, Jesus developed a drinking problem. He met a mexican women who had 3 children, Alejandro, Manuel & Rodrigo. He married her and became…DrunkenStepfather. From the confines of house arrest, Jesus works day and night on his Blog to bring us celebrity gossip and insightful commentary on life as a railroad man. He is the bringer of all that is dirrty…kinda like an internet mudflap!
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2004
30
Nov
I am – Vaginal Reduction Surgery
I sent this link around the office about 2-3 months ago…
It’s before and after shots of vaginal reduction surgery
I have always been a fan of the coinslot
I have always been intimidated by the floppy ones, the beefy ones..
does that make me gay – or does that make me a pedophile?
I have be battling this for many years…
These links were on Fleshbot
And brought back memories of the day my co-workers knew i was a pervert
Pics 1 of vaginalplasty
Pics 2 of labiaplasty
I couldn’t tell you the difference between operations and I don’t care all that much…as i get older I realize that any poon is good poon…
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2004
30
Nov
I am – Jessica Simpson
2004
30
Nov
I am – Tea Baggin’
Sheryl Crow is dating a biker
Not a cool drug dealing kind of biker who fucks hookers..
A fruity biker in fruity bicycle shorts biker.
The biker is Lance Armstrong
Lance is good and wins a lot
Lance has one testicle
Lance and Sheryl make fuck
Sheryl plays with his one testicle, I know, because I get invited to watch sometimes.
I want to know if he has a prosthesis
They do exist
Perv
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2004
30
Nov
I am – Tea Baggin'
Sheryl Crow is dating a biker
Not a cool drug dealing kind of biker who fucks hookers..
A fruity biker in fruity bicycle shorts biker.
The biker is Lance Armstrong
Lance is good and wins a lot
Lance has one testicle
Lance and Sheryl make fuck
Sheryl plays with his one testicle, I know, because I get invited to watch sometimes.
I want to know if he has a prosthesis
They do exist
Perv
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2004
30
Nov
I am – Homicidal Honor Student
This is a weird story I found on WTFPeople.com
Girl Gets her boyfriends to kill her mother because her mother calls her fat or something like that….
Story Here
Police Report Here
The girl’s blog here
She shops at Hot Topic, She listen s to Incubus, She eat’s at Denny’s. She would have been better off killing herself….
Oh more reason as to why she should kill herself:
“Afterward though I went to Betsy’s and played Dongeons and Dragons until 3:30am which totally kicked ass. I have a new character who has awesome stats, though I had to be a wizard which kinda sucks. It’s funny becaus she’s really petite, like 5ft and weights 96 pounds and has a sweet and innocent voice, but has a lot of piercings”
I find people who kill other people really creepy, I guess that is a given… but I don’t understand it and it really bothers me a lot…
That’s all I have to say on that.
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2004
30
Nov
I am – Australian Nobody
Georgie Parker is a celebrity – so I have been told by IMDB.com. I have never heard of her, but I don’t really pay much attention to the celebrity scene unless they are naked somewhere….
Georgie (a man’s name) launched a Sleepwear line… also known as Pajamas.
I still have no idea who this woman is …
But here is a picture of her:
Georgie Parker is in the middle and she scares me I would make a tranny joke, but trannies are cliche.
Some Fat Dude from Harry Potter for the record I have never heard of this guy either, and I have never seen the harry potter movies. Guess what, I haven’t seen lord of the rings either.
Cunts
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