The best thing about being an illiterate who writes unfunny jokes on the internet for the world to see is the bananas. Even if the world doesn’t actually see it, it’s available for download…. This thankless and confusing non-work…. Here are some stepLINKS…. Viral Sensation Caitlin Clark Wore a Tube Top and Lost! LICK HERE […]

I keep seeing Coachella content…STILL….like it’s the 00s…and it’s the worst. Whether it’s celebs, fans, retards or the people who hate on Coachella because they are too cool for Coachella, or old timers who quit Coachella a decade ago when it got too lame for them… It is all equally bad, but I’ve always hated […]

I used to see ketchup packages on the side of the road, strays from a take out order gone-by, as an opportunity to make some homeless man soup… Now I see it as a transgender man, living life as a woman’s, transgender period…. Here are some stepLINKS…. 17 Items From Bri Teresi’s Amazon Wishlist! LICK […]

Apparently the Barbie movie is making the HIVE mind woman break up with their shitty boyfriends, I haven’t seen that sit, because the now super rich Greta Earwig grosses me out, HOWEVER…. I do find it funny that the HIVE mind idiots are buying into her bullshit and breaking up with their boyfriends, assuming that’s […]

It’s the full moon, so charge your occult new age hippie crystals you indoctrinated satanic fucks…. It’s funny when trans people who are anti-the trans agenda get called transphobic by pasty, fat, unhealthy triple vaccinated, Ukraine flag carrying, freaks…it’s ok to be trans and still think there are two genders, if anything that is reasonable….. […]

As I spend this week working at 0 percent capacity as opposed to 1 percent capacity…you know I’d hate to burn myself out even though I was burnt out before I even started the site 18 years ago…. It’s the holidays, why the fuck would anyone bother…which I guess is the attitude of everyone during […]

I was in line buying beer and the person in front of me started chatting me up, because we’re all in this together, and because she probably thought I was homeless, friendless and in need of some conversation. Since everyone is a fucking predictive conversationalist, she started to say some shit about how mad she […]

I don’t like talking about politics because I think lawyers who mess with our lives for their egos or personal gain aren’t really the team player I am looking for to run my fucking life from the control tower. I don’t believe that any of the politicians out there are heroes, even if you see […]

Not to talk about COVID – because COVID is fucking boring but it’s just so insane and around us everywhere from the masks where you can’t smile at a bitch….or SNIFF her romantically as you do when bending down next to them in the grocery store cuz all you smell is your rotting mouth….. But […]