I’ll have what she’s having….hopefully in 12-24 hours….while I am eating her ass is a great way to make friends at the local lunch spot. It works better when you work with her, so when you get back to the office or warehouse or dumpster you work at…you can get yourself fired like the lose […]

There is a couple, who I assume are cheating on their significant others,maybe they met on ASHLEY MADISON one from another province, which is like another STATE in Canada, and one with an SUV, who meet up on my street to fuck in the SUV…. I saw them last Friday mid-day fucking, and I tried […]

We are going into Labour Day weekend, not that any of us have jobs, but it’s a time to reflect on the end of the summer, and the beginning of the fall, which means girls…no longer dressed slutty for those of us in cold places….unless they are the kind of girls who risk the elements […]

I always find it fascinating when I meet an Easter European woman working in any job other than a sex worker….including but not limited to a doctor, lawyer, executive, or coffee shop employee…because for some reason, a reason that you may call racism, if in fact Easter European is a race….even when they are dressed […]

I think one of the best pranks there is convincing a married woman to let you bust inside her, you know romantically, to piss off her husband, only to have her go home and make her husband go down on her, not knowing what he’s eating….and 9 months later…thinking he is the actual father of […]

Diary of a Facebook Prisoner: Jesus Martinez DAY 24.5 in Facebook Jail I think the real loser in this Facebook jail is the fans…you know all of you who I inspire everyday with my wise and positive words designed to bring you up with kindness and insight as the screen you are staring at rots […]