I really think the fall of society happened when the bikini car wash didn’t take over all car washes, but instead automated robots did….why ruin a good thing… I don’t know any man, woman other than a few women’s studies feminists and maybe some gays, but the gays I know would fucking love it, who […]

If you want your friends and family to think you’re losing your mind after the year and a half of lockdown, you should definitely tell them how amazing it will be when the world finds out that the sky is fake and that they are living in a real life version of the Truman show, […]

All the conspiracy theories are coming true…so maybe you should stop believing people telling you shit’s crazy and follow your fucking instincts you dumb fucks….because a lot of this shit is obvious…not to mention if you’re not into getting weird experimental medicine they are trying to manipulate into getting by not letting you into Walmart, […]

What’s the vaccine do to your balls? Does it turn your balls into ovaries, do you have to change your pronoun in your email signature and IG bio and YELL at anyone who MISGENDERS you…even if they are just bagging your groceries after a stint in prison…. I hope we can all agree that pronouns […]

May the 3rd be with you…..Just practicing for nerds tomorrow… I saw Bill Gates and Manlinda Gates are getting divorced….fighting over vaccines, or killing the world off, is what I assume…conspiracies aside he’s probably the worst OCD nerd to be around…his Netflix PR scam documentary didn’t fool me…I was like “why don they want us […]

A hooker I know is fucking 10 dudes or more a day and she’s not dead of COVID…. The world is nuts…and I really feel like we are a bunch of distracted idiots focused on the wrong fucking thing….as the media controls us through their puppet mastery…and as China moves into takeover America…and as robots […]

The funny thing about a lot of these lower level only fans types trying to hustle their nudes, it’s the modern day sugar babying or I guess the modern day stripping but it’s mass appeal means it’s more like the modern day working in retail. It’s the back-up plan turned official plan, because any other […]

Triggering…..I’m triggered by annoying people of the internet pretending to be compassionate saying things like “I am sorry to all the people last night’s episode of whatever triggered”…these mental cases basically apply it to anything that could possibly bring any weak ass loser to some traumatic experience reliving…instead of just going with it like World […]

I suggest you go to colleges and pretend you are collecting for Hurricane Relief, at least to get the college aged girl to talk to you, and when she comes in for more details throw in a little “on your face”….”hurricane relief all over your face”…in an offering to ejaculate on her face after baiting […]