Turns out that inviting girls you’ve never met before to shower with you is a bad strategy to get them to actually shower with you…even if you suggest you keep your underwear on…apparently they find it creepy and are only into showering with you if you don’t actually tell them your intentions in advance…go into […]

My favorite thing about homeless women is when they ask to help carry your shit for you…and you invite them back to your place…to shit in a plastic bag…for them to carry it…because you just want to give back to them…not that I’ve ever done that…but I would…not that anyone is even reading this…why do […]

If you’re not getting drunk with questionable women with questionable morals and values…doing questionable things…but rather sitting at home like a miserable loser you are because you chose marriage and the normal life…rather than booze and cheap broken women life… Then watch tonight’s 30 for 30 on ESPN called Big Shot about a John Spano, […]

Sometimes…all life really needs is a dance party…you know when shit kicks you down..all you gotta do is dance…just dance…dance dance…I’m drunk. Here are some stepLINKS…follow me on INSTAGRAM The Scariest Bikini Photoshoot You Will See Today GO Girls SHowing Off Their Thigh Gaps GO Jennifer Love Hewitt is Dressed Like a Leather Couch GO […]

The problem with homeless chicks is that they have trust issues. Even the young ones. I was trying to get a couple street girls, who were hot enough and didn’t seem overly damaged, even though I know they are….home with me last night for a nice shower and some food and they all thought I […]

Happy New Year! Today is the one day you may be feeling hope, excitement, motivated, ready to take on a new year….as if it was a new beginning….even if all your real problems, habits, debts and flawed personality and interpersonal relationships followed you here from yesterday….today is the day you don’t have to think about […]

I’m drunk and trying to get phone sex….but I don’t have a phone. Story of my life, King of failing… Here are the stepLINKS…. Gee, I Wonder If Kim Kardashian Knows The Paparazzi Are Nearby (Cleavage Shot) GO Honey Boo Boo Is Doing A Whole Lot Of Hollerin’ Today GO Vertical Tango…. GO Giant Bikini […]

A Vietnam war vet who was a POW and trying to explain what he went through once told me to close my eyes and imagine myself in my bedroom…..now imagine 25 other people in there with me….now imagine those 25 other people have infectious diseases are unshowered, smell of piss and shit…because they are covered […]

This guy’s got it all figured out… But not nearly as much this guy… See…I like the express myself through online videos now…I write too much nonsense it’s time to let other idiots do it for me… Ok here are the stepLINKS>….. Michelle Bombshell McGee Rocking a Stripper Pole in a Bikini GO Wasted Whitney […]

Today has been entertaining….from people who can’t take a joke…to people who really can’t take a joke…to people who don’t get that this site is a mean spirited take on the world….that could be considered offensive to all religions, all colors, all nations, all beliefs, all movements, including bowel movements, all genders, sexualities and fetishes….. […]