I knew this kid a couple years back who was a natural player. Dude got pussy every time he left his house. It just wasn’t a thing for him. He didn’t even try to seduce girls. He was just something they all wanted to get with. I am talking from the hottest girls imaginable to […]

I went to get a sandwich today with my friend, and it was great but I got really full you know, like to full in some ways. The thing about me is I have a really weak gag reflex (but only when it comes to gross shit, not for head or anything). As I’m walking […]

I’ve been getting a large amount of junkmail in my e-mail box, a lot of which is people from Nigeria and Slovakesstan and all sorts of other places I have never heard of asking for my bank account information because they want to scam money from me, which I think is hilarious, because I have […]

I feel bad for Perez Hilton. I never visit his website. I resent his success in doing pretty much the same thing I do. I hate that people listen to someone so ugly and turn to him as an authority. But dude is getting beat the fuck up by the paparazzi agencies. The reality is […]

I don’t know what happened again today, I was on the computer all day but couldn’t get any posts up after the letter to Splash. I think it was a good post but I wasn’t planning on letting it ride me through the day. It’s just the way things happen I guess. I was at […]

So i read that Stavros was slamming Petra Nemcova so I wrote him a text message because I have his number…. Good job on baggin’ Petra Nemcova, bitch is fucking hot. Too bad everytime you fuck her you have to think about James Blunt having condomless sex with her, even though he did make me […]