Are you ready for St Patrick’s day, do you have your four-leaf clover green butt plug in, or is it just green from your lack of washing it as you’re ashamed that as a man you use a butt plug….modern times call for modern homosexual measures….what was once gay bashed or closeted is now accepted […]

The world may be crazy. Meaningless fights with meaningless people. Everyone siding with their hero, who is just as corrupt as the other guy, just non stop whining and negativity… But that doesn’t mean we can’t have fun… Sure, it may mean you should fake your own death before having fun… Maybe getting a off-grid […]

Sometimes I wonder if people go trans because they birthed a really large shit and felt an emotional connection with it that only a mother could feel…. I mean that and the propaganda pushing it on them from every angle to either justify their sadness, or give them something to make them feel special….. I’m […]

The nice thing about pretty much everything being a hilarious joke, from the people who take themselves seriously, to the content that’s being produced that’s probably not meant to be hilarious, like music, movies, series….tweets, instagram selfies, social commentary….analysis of Fascism….or racism….denial of vaccine injuries…hypocrisy…retardedness…is that we get to laugh all day everyday and we […]

I hope you don’t spend your weekend taking a bite out of life, you know leaving the house to find adventures and experiences, leaving your mark on life like your hemorrhoids leave marks on your underwear, or like how you wish a woman would let you leave your mark on her face, but you’re not […]

Happy fucking New Year…. You may not bother with resolutions, but I like to think they are inspiring, especially when you think of the most offensive resolutions possible, that you can present to your family so they don’t think you’re a loser…like inserting larger objects in your ass, or finally becoming a woman so you […]

My neighbor, who is a fucking weirdo, invited me over to play cream the Christmas cookies, thinking that due to the language barrier he meant decorate his cookies, something I would consider doing, since I’m a festive motherfucker who listens to Christmas music in July….. Only realizing creaming the Christmas cookie is a variation of […]

On the first Sunday of advent, I hope you decorate your Christmas tree with all the used condoms you collected over the weekend that you do. Not that people don’t use condoms anymore, not even homeless tranny prostitutes, especially not the young girls of hook-up culture where herpes are a badge of honor….because on the […]

It’s the weekend, I’ve said too much, so here are stepLINKS while the demons inside me come up with new things to say next week….I know, I wish it was something for you to look forward too also….but I can’t help but be mediocre…it’s the best I can do….but hopefully it inspires you to do […]