I tell girls I want them to teach me how to slow dance… Then I tell them I love their big fat asses…cuz they remind me of two hot air balloons – colliding in the sky…before plummeting to the ground…and colliding into my face…so hard that I die..from their asses…. It doesn’t usually impress them, […]
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2017
28
Feb
stepLINKS of the Day
The highlight of my day besides being pretty much unemployed and staring at the wall all day – was figuring out how to save pictures girls send me on snapchat that are pre-shot – so that every time they message me back they see their gaping assholes….leading to them begging for me to delete or […]
2017
09
Feb
stepLINKS of the Day
The older I get the bigger my big natural tit fetish gets – maybe it’s a closer you get to death the more you revert back to childhood situation where tits become your main fixation only now that I’m a grown obese man – to get the same effect as a baby and a tit […]
2016
16
Dec
stepLINKS of the Day
The extreme cold does present some great opportunity for the pervert out there with nothing better to do that patrol the streets to help the female homeless and teen runaways…who are so desperate for a warm shower, bowl of soup and HEAT that they will pretty much do anything…from mud wrestling each other in your […]
2016
28
Jul
stepLINKS of the Day
I decided to get out of bed today – I normally don’t – why would I – the world is a cold dark place filled with really gross fleshy humans that are all the same robot striving for the same nonsense – when I can just stay in bed….but today I got up and decided […]
2016
25
May
stepLINKS of the Day
I love a mouthful of pubic hair when i am eating pussy… I love pugs I love telling girls I cry to Disney movies to seem vulnerable when really I’m predadory…up on the ROOOOFIE the ROOFER game… I love falling in love with skinny girls driving my me in their cars..them stopped at a stop […]
2016
18
Mar
stepLINKS of the Day
When it comes to relationship advice, girls get mad at me whenever I say “if you were a guy and he was a girl, you’d call yourself a sexual predator, stalking date rapist and you’d probably organize a feminist lynching to hunt yourself down and remove yourself…but since you’re a girl…it’s not predatory…weird”…to which they […]
2016
18
Mar
Morning Hangover Dump of the Day
I wonder if the hangover rate this morning is higher than the regular hangover rate – because all you basic idiots decided to go whitest of white person event and celebrate St Patrick’s Day…like it matters…because it doesn’t…but I guess any excuse to get drunk is a good one, and I’d rather see Leprechaun hats […]
2016
11
Feb
New York Fashion Week is On of the Day
Like clockwork, every February, New York hosts fashion week….which is not that exciting, because Paris, London and Milan also host a fashion week….actually pretty much every single city does fashion weeks..because rich people like fashion…it gives them something to spend their money on, it gives them some material good to try to feel superior to […]