So the first day of 2019 is done….and we’ve all accomplished zero. We’ve all broken our New Year Resolutions that even if you don’t subscribe to that bullshit you still tell yourself with that self aware voice in your head that you have things you want to do…whether it’s just having more fun, taking things […]

I spent the majority of the afternoon watching an old doing laps around the block outside her old folks home…wearing a white t-shirt and either no bra or a bra she got back in 1968 with zero support…those tits were just spilling all over the place like an alcoholic trying to take a piss….and it […]

I always find it fascinating when I meet an Easter European woman working in any job other than a sex worker….including but not limited to a doctor, lawyer, executive, or coffee shop employee…because for some reason, a reason that you may call racism, if in fact Easter European is a race….even when they are dressed […]

Tis the season…..to watch Christmas themed movies, or Christmas themed porn, unless you’re Jewish, in which case you’re lighting your candles tonight, and likely counting your pennies…in your mansions…. Or maybe you’re a non believer, in which case you are likely a very miserable and lonely person, if you’re on this site you most likely […]

I don’t what your plans are for the weekend, but I am going to start sending unsolicited dick pics, maybe some calling random people while masturbating, you know doing the “Powerful” man move on girls who have no idea who I am, who don’t envy or look up to me, but who do have vaginas… […]

I spent the day watching a topless instagram shoot happen in the park….she was hot, in a bikini bottom thong, and topless.. It was daytime, in full sight of kids, this girl was taking pics of another girl with her massive and amazing tits out…. And they looked at me like I was the creeper […]

I like to intellectualize things like a college girl trying to justify fucking the entire football team…being an empowering thing….not very well, but it makes sense to me and the idiots I am trying to manipulate into believing that there’s a deeper meaning to my shitty actions…it’s like how whenever I do anything wrong to […]

I went to the gym today, because I feel like I deserve to get fit, you know maybe my life issues is being a half dead obese man… I wanted the free day pass to do a walk around and stare at young girls in fitness gear doing fitness – like DEEP squats.. They all […]