I accidentally read some BUZZFEED article while trying to have an old man shit. I generally hate when people talk about any of their bodily functions, unless it’s a girl and she’s talking about peeing on me. But anything else, piss, shit, jerking off, cumming all makes me sick… It’s just important to posture the […]

How about that Daylight Savings Time…. Here are some stepLINKS… Hailee Steinfeld’s Husband Gets huge NFL Contract LICK HERE!!!! Lady Gaga Does SNL LICK HERE!!!! Bianca Censori Titty LICK HERE!!!! Heidi Klum Nip Slip on the Trampoline LICK HERE!!!! Olivia Culpo Gets Huge LICK HERE!!!! Harsh Realities of Harry Potter LICK HERE!!!! Izabel Reps Brazil […]

Demons can’t win…. There’s been a great awakening and most people can spot the demons no matter who they have in their traps or how much propoganda they push…YES ALWAYS BLAME THE DEMONS…. They can confuse people for a while and keep them under their demonic spells…manipulate them…distract them…make them sick…make them lazy…make them self […]

Remember, it’s always far better to be raped by a woman than a man… Even if the kind of woman who would be doing the raping is usually the kind of woman you’d rather not be raped by. Sure, there’s occasionally hot sex addicted woman who can’t seem to put out the tingling fire in […]

I received a gift from the Thrift Store gods today. Unfortunately it wasn’t one of those Antique Roadshow moments where I found a piece of shit for 2 dollars that is worth 1 million dollars but that would have been cool… However, I think this may have been better…. In today’s thrift store moment, two […]

Some people say rock out with your cock out, while others say that exposing your cock is sexual abuse and harassment, even if your cock is not very threatening and more of a comedic experience…. So I say, do what you can get away with without getting arrested…..it’s walking that fine line of pushing things […]

When you go through life at the level of horny where you can’t control your horny impulses because you’re just so horny and you end up doing things like sniffing your granny’s dirty panties in the laundry room for a jerk off only to realize in a post nut clarity what you have done…. It’s […]

I am a wishful thinker, you know that in this social media world people will give up on that shit and turn to old school, slow moving blogs, in hopes of having that vintage fucking experience….you know go back to basics…you know go back to the farm….to reconvene with nature…. Like how hipsters adopted film […]