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2020

28

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I don’t write good jokes anymore because I am too preoccupied with death. How can I think funny, when I’m imagining the cancer cells growing within my as my immune system tries to fight them off.. Not that I have cancer, but the older I get, the closer I get to cancer….but it’s not just […]

2019

09

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

2019

06

Jun

Tits Out for Fashion of the Day

A bunch of models took their tops off for fashion for Elle Magazine…like the sluts that they are…. Look at these sluts in dramatic poses, some far too old for this, behaving like low level sex workers…but spinning that storyline from being desperate to being art thanks to the magazine they are in….you know a […]

2018

18

May

stepLINKS of the Day

I am still masturbating to Princess Diana in her bathing suit for the Royal Wedding that everyone seems to be excited about, that no one I know actually cares about, so that I assume I am milking the Royal Wedding as hard as I can….literally…it’s ineffective, but it works for other people.. Here are some […]

2018

17

May

stepLINKS of the Day

I always find it funny when I see a fake ass tits fake girl who gets naked on social media – calling out fake people for being fake…in what is some kind of social media tantrum…because today, I clicked a random girl’s story and saw her bitching about fake people being the worst, only to […]

2018

28

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

We are genetically coded to be assholes, or bullies, or make fun of each other….everyone is a hater…. It’s so self righteous to pretend you aren’t a hater…. I know all these people are full of hate, talking shit on everyone behind their back, but in public they cast them all and celebrate inclusivity…because they […]

2017

06

Dec

stepLINKS of the DAY

Big Business is still trying to kill Net Neutrality, not sure what that means for independents like me, but I do know that big business are the fucking devil, who pretty much already control the internet, but don’t like them OFFICIALLY own the internet… PROTEST I know you’re a bunch of lazy passive fucks who […]

2017

05

Dec

Sara Sampaio and Bella Hadid Naked for Vogue Italia of the Day

Here are some very fucking important pictures of the most famous and talented plastic surgery ridden, built from the ground up with the help of her rich father’s budget to create a babe out of a monster, Bella Hadid, all internet hype, like a terrible viral video, only the human version, just a vapid and […]

2017

16

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

Today…I found out that Jerry Springer is still on TV….and it blew my mind…unfortunately, I don’t have TV to see just how bad it has got, because back in the 90s, I had the Jerry Springer uncensored for the tits, and I think it really paved the way for where America is at today, but […]

2017

06

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

Every time I challenge a girl to see how many of my fingers I can fit into their vaginas and assholes simultaneously…they always say no… I guess I should be less forward with the cashier at the grocery store…or the coffee shop…the only women who really talk to me…even though they just ask me for […]