The best thing about the success of Facebook is that it gives all the socially awkward weirdos hope…because Facebook was built by a socially awkward dude, probably / definitely a virgin, who wasn’t getting the sexts from the hot chicks, so instead created a platform with messaging capabilities so that he could read the sexts […]

The feminization of the American male is a real thing, possibly because of the hormones in the food, but we know it exists because it can be seen in all their selfies, and dicks in their mouths… I see dude posting up selfies of themselves, pretty much all the time, whether done ironically, which is […]

I think it is racist to not let black dudes make gay jokes before they got super famous in 2011, in an era when we were allowed to make gay jokes and the word FAG wasn’t banned from the english language, especially when that black man is for sure a queer to begin with…there is […]

While America is arresting mail bombers….I have been having flashbacks of my heave drinking days… I distinctly remember going to a house party, getting drunk, drinking one of the beers in the fridge, and the dude at the house party gave me shit, like had a full fucking tantrum…so we did what any reasonable person […]

I have to wonder….Why would anyone intentionally use a port-o-potty, I saw a couple take turns going to the bathroom in a fucking port-o-potty intentionally…when there was a real bathroom in a coffee shop twenty feet away. It was a construction site and the girl came out of it first, which explained why the dude […]

There comes a time in every man’s life where he needs his wife to stick her finger in his ass because it’s the only way he can cum…you know a manual milking process that gets some of your rusted up parts to work even though you know it’s near done…and if you’re like me…you make […]

I found the WELFARE bar…where unemployed drunken people spend their afternoons getting wasted…where they have really ridiculous conversations while chainsmoking…looking and smelling of AIDS…where the crackwhores change in the middle of the bar and demand for more BUTTER TARTS…and where an obese transvestites named Melanie walks around like some kind of lady…about to attend the […]

There is always something really entertaining about the fat manager. I am sure I’ve talked about this before because I’ve always been fascinated by the fat manager, but I was reminded of how much I love the fat manager last night…when I saw one in action For those of you who don’t know, a fat […]

The interesting thing about this FOSTA / SESTA / act to stop enabling sex trafficking, is that policing it is going to be impossible… It’s the whole a HO IS A HO IS A HO and a girl who is struggling to get paid for sex will find the sex that pays… If they are […]