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2020

23

Jun

Hailey Bieber in a Bikini in Sardinia of the Day

When your husband gets accused of rape on twitter and the story goes viral because the world are a bunch of hot heads trying to take down every creep for their creepy behavior around – years after it happened – because why should they go on living their life of celebrity being Justin Bieber – […]

2020

20

May

Dua Lipa in a Bikini of the Day

Dua Lipa may just be fluffy bullshit pulled from YOUTUBE to appease a bunch of rich record executives trying to reach the youth from their mansions in LA, but she’s also got titties… The young pop tart and voice of her generation, she’s real popular you see, fucks a Hadid, the man one…no not Bella […]

2020

20

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

I wonder if I will ever get over thinking “ass to mouth” whenever I see a sign for an ATM. Based on my experience, I won’t…. I like to comment on people’s Instagram videos saying “I was expecting you to have a British Accent” and for some reason….they all say “but we went to high […]

2019

16

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

Famous people have always been loser try hards for whatever scene, that take a concept from whatever subculture they rape and pillage, and sell it hard as their own… Famous people are just good salesmen…or saleswomen…or salesTHEMS or salesITS… To be Famous is to not be a real artist, or a real mind, a real […]

2019

26

Aug

Dua Lipa Birthday Bikini of the Day

It’s Dua Lipa’s birthday…..not that you care since you don’t know who Dua Lipa is….and that’s ok, how can you keep track of all these fucking idiots on social media, even after they go Mainstream….there are just so many of them. Every fucking girl is a popstar, an influencer, a fashion blogger, and fitness guru, […]

2019

23

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

Tales from the ice cream shop….where two really fat girls with their tits hanging out cuz they know it’s there only asset, all fat chicks with tits use those tits… Anyway, one was in a sporty gym outfit, because fat chicks love those. The tighter the better, sausage casing that bitch and give her some […]

2019

29

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

Things I practice on a daily basis: Seeing through the privacy screen they use on the fences at the public pools…after stealing a piece of it…you know to develop super voyeur powers. I make my dog sit behind it and I try to make out the details in his face so that no bikini can […]

2019

15

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

I hate when people say – You are so unhappy about your life – that is why you are an asshole to people…or shit like – You only make fun of people cuz you are jealous – or – You only make fun of people because you hate that about yourself – or – You […]

2019

15

Apr

Coachella Tits Roundup of the Day

I am sure there are a lot of MEMES out there making fun of Coachella, because anyone who wants to put themselves through Coachella, has a fucking mental problem. They are the masses, the people who could easily be swindled by the FYRE FESTIVAL people, who feel a need to be part of something, a […]

2019

11

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

It is pretty ridiculous how ridiculous this social media shit is. I know I talk about it all the time, because it is everything, and it is how I stay current….you know without actually posting on social media…because that shit is gay…. But I was at the grocery store buying some canned beans, as I […]