Sometimes when I shit in public places, like parking garages, mall bathroom floors, cuz the toilet is too rank, bus shelters and grocery stores in the dairy aisle…you know I drink and when I gotta go I gotta go… I never think about the poor fucker who has to clean it up…I don’t feel bad […]

I was talking to a young and excitable, opinionated and pretentious, feminist who was going on and on about the Women’s march like that wasn’t three fucking weeks ago, we’re bored of her conversation…. So I said “fuck them women’s march”…”fuck women”…that’s what I like to do “fuck women” as I air humped the air… […]

Offering a whining girl protesting the American President pulling the plug on funding abortion – an abortion – the next time she needs one – because I can get a straw….and I am willing to spend all the time it takes sucking it out…will not get you laid, will not impress them, and will make […]

One of the worst things to have happen is when your wife comes home from some church meeting, only to find you eating out another girl you met on tinder who is in her early 20s, and you are forced to convince her that you’re just helping her look for her keys…. It’s like let […]

When looking at my wife…or 99 percent of married moms over thirty – I am always disgusted and thank the universe for letting me have sex with 20 year olds who view me as a fetish…a terrible terrible fetish…because it allows me…despite sucking at life…feel like I’ve won.. I don’t even need hot 20 year […]

I find it funny that people fear this site. They want nothing to do with it. Photographers, models, sites to trade traffic with, it’s HATED… Speaking of hate, I don’t understand hate crimes… You can’t tell a Jewish person this question that your favorite thing about Jews is their tails! Because they will hate you, […]

It’s Christmas time – so naturally I want to find as many women alone in dive bars who have no family and need a Turkey that needs stuffed, and by Turkey I mean vagina. Unfortunately, most of these women alone in dive bars, look like they should be left alone….but that doesn’t stop me from […]

When an Old lady big tits….knows you’re staring at her big tits, because she’s showing them off in her dress…probably because she just bought them…making it less offensive for someone like you who hates old ladies…comes up and tells you she isn’t wearing panties….ask her to kindly prove it…or even accept the invitation…but don’t ask […]