I find it funny how girls pretend to be empowered and independent, but the first chance they get to suck a rich or famous dick, they’re on it…it’s like you can know a girl so well that you know just how much she hates a Ryan Seacrest…but the second that bitch accidentally meets him on […]

Every holiday I ask you what the fuck you are doing on the internet and every year I realize that you’re addicted to the internet, sexting and texting, swiping right, scrolling feeds and liking content, staging pics and thinking of MEMES you can create…because the internet and all that noise…is your drug and family and […]

I have been drinking in a trailer park with a bunch of people from South Carolina celebrating America Today…. Two of the fat women had some of the biggest southern tits ever, probably fake and I’ve been staring at them the entire day, in theri bikinis, despite their bellies, thinking…God Bless America…there’s no need to […]

In not so fascinating news, I left the house today and saw that every girl seems to have a fat ass and skinny waste. This is something I see on instagram and assume it is photoshopped or “facetuned”, but leaving the house DEBUNKED that murder mystery….and it turns out that girls, lots of girls actually […]

Christmas is over, but to me it is never over, but trying to get nudes out of people in the northern USA and Canada is over, as all these bitches are too cold to take spread asshole pics…forcing me to be like a SNOWBIRD for nudes…finding Florida based tricks to get me their spread buttholes…because […]

Christmas has the power over me. I don’t know if it’s the good will towards men, you know because my love for all people, mainly slutty girls, runs deep or if it is just alcoholism….but I’ve been blacked out for the last 5 or 6 days..Despite being the most anti-social and lazy person around…I managed […]

It’s hard out there for a pervert…I mean not a public pervert like myself, but a pervert who is high paid and has scammed the 400 million dollar movie deals…it’s a hard time to be that pervert…because he fronted and masked his perversion to get the deals..and now the girls he perved on have turned […]

The night before halloween is a good night to go throw people’s pumpkins…find some girls still milking their slutty costumes…just don’t be a Kevin Spacey and ask for ID before you mount them…because you never know they could be 14 year old boys you think are 21 year old girls…it happens..but if you come out […]

No one cares about my magical day of sexting, tinder matches, and the fact that not one person sent me a butthole pic – despite asking…over and over and over again…thinking that persistence is the key to happiness…but ALSO…the key to getting arrested for being a creepy stalker… Saying things like “YOU aren’t SOMETHING…you are […]